Sex in Scotland

[Laan Yaa Mo]

While is it true that this practice rarely occurs in Scotland, it can be a novel experience for lowlanders and highlanders alike. And you can find all about it and try the following for yourself: 'There's an incredible … pornographic novel from the 17th century called the School of Venus, which essentially is a conversation between two women. And they list all sorts of different sexual positions in it. Some of them are incredibly creative "We'd recognise many of the sort of the standard ones, but they talk about things like "the wheelbarrow." They talk about a particularly logistically difficult one, which involves the woman bending over, throwing her skirt and her coat over her head. And then the gentleman essentially running at her from behind with a "standing *****," is the phrase that [the book] uses, which sounds incredibly complex."

So join in the experience and you too will say, Scotland Forever.

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as ... -1.6074226

[tamada]

Hoots mon! Scooby-doo an' Howe o' the Mearns!

[GT93]

Are Scottish schoolboys familiar with this book? I'd never heard of it.

[Drunk Monkey]

Aye seee yooz Jammy ..strange thread header but i digress .. the sex and birth explosion in Scotland can be attributed to many factors from a bad education , to booze and or crack haze sex .. alas most Jock youngsters think the items below are for smuggling a mobile phone into a prison ....no no no you fill them with water and drop them off bridges on to elderly shoppers.



DM

[tamada]

Are Scottish schoolboys familiar with this book? I'd never heard of it.

I still have my copy.

[tamada]

And once you're finished, any excess lard can be wiped off and used to make rowies.

[Laan Yaa Mo]

Jeez Tamada, you are really excited about this, and have the tools needed to give it a go. The book likely is a real page turner. I wonder if John Knox wore out his copy.

[tamada]

Jeez Tamada, you are really excited about this, and have the tools needed to give it a go. The book likely is a real page turner. I wonder if John Knox wore out his copy.

I heard he wore out something.

[samster]

My friend used to spend a lot of time North of the border

He recalls that there used to be a decent brothel in Edinburgh which had a parrot in the waiting area. The girls were mainly East European but, occasionally, it was nice to hear the words "can yae hurry up and finish" in a local accent.

[jackspratt]

I thought it important to add the scale.

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[Stoeger]

I was wondering if someone could dust off their copy and tell me if this historic Scottish documentary has supporting photos?

[GT93]

Tam, there's a question for you.

[tamada]

Despite the Scots being absolutely brilliant and inventing loads of awesome stuff, AFAIK there were no cameras back in the 17th century.

Like the loyal supporters of Scotland's national football team, I suggest using one's imagination?

[stattointhailand]

If my imagination was good enough to believe Scotland had anything worthy of being called a football team I would be a Pulitzer price winner not someone sitting in Udon reading daft comments on a forum

[tamada]

If my imagination was good enough to believe Scotland had anything worthy of being called a football team I would be a Pulitzer price winner not someone sitting in Udon reading daft comments on a forum

Your imagination is obviously screaming for more fertilizer. I suggest watching some of Scotland's World Cup group games from their 'glory years'? Plenty manure there and still have some left over for your roses next year.

Now, can we please get back to Jockinese sex?

[GT93]

I get the impression statts hasn't had much luck with Scottish girls.

[jackspratt]

I get the impression statts hasn't had much luck with Scottish girls.

It could be that he received his condoms from the same source as supplied tamada (see above).

Not going to impress anyone of the fairer sex.

[Drunk Monkey]

After a bit of googling ..
sex in Scotland is not a normal activity ..researchers found that 83% of sexual encounters take place after consuming 12 pints of Tennents lager and a bottle of vodka , the study confirmed that Rab and Marys prefered location was either public toilets a local park or land fill site to conduct activities... in 95% of cases the women said it lasted only a few seconds it seems Scottish men are not long stayers when it comes to wielding the tartan sausage this could possibly be down to the fact they want to get it over with to get back to the pub.
When asked what the best thing about Scottish sex most were in agreement .........the ginger hair and child benefit allowance which was never wasted as spent on booze weed and deep fried Mars bars.

Marvelous what you can find on google !!

DM

[noosard]

I get the impression statts hasn't had much luck with Scottish girls.

They not girls but lassies
Statts may have been chasing a collie

[stattointhailand]

Bejeezus I tought doze were Irish girls ......... or woz dat Collien?