COVID-19/Corona Virus HUMOR??
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I can't stand the stuff. I will wait for the magic moment and try to remember to flash a crucifix blessed by the Pope. That should scare away any living thing as well as the undead.
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I can't stand the stuff. I will wait for the magic moment and try to remember to flash a crucifix blessed by the Pope. That should scare away any living thing as well as the undead.
You only pass through this life once, you don't come back for an encore.
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I can't stand the stuff. I will wait for the magic moment and try to remember to flash a crucifix blessed by the Pope. That should scare away any living thing as well as the undead.
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Now that we have everyone washing their hands correctly.
Next Week: Turn Signals!!!
Next Week: Turn Signals!!!
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I think I'm beginning to adapt to staying at home quite well. But there is one thing bothering me.
Why is it that in one box of Rice Crispies I counted 2674 and in the other 2975?
Why is it that in one box of Rice Crispies I counted 2674 and in the other 2975?
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jackspratt wrote: ↑March 22, 2020, 9:28 amNot just for Australians.
https://morningmail.org/wp-content/uplo ... p6.mp4?_=1
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L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!
L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!
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Best being part of this forum by placing the intellectual challenged on foes list. A lot less post to read and a great time saver.
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Good advice from Germany.
Wash your hands like you've been chopping chillies and are off for a wa*k.
Wash your hands like you've been chopping chillies and are off for a wa*k.
Re: COVID-19/Corona Virus HUMOR??
Various suggested remedies may be worth considering. For example: “I once had a very bad cold and a friend of mine suggested I drink a quart of whiskey every twenty four hours. Another friend recommended exactly the same thing. That made a half gallon.”... Mark Twain
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A bit of humour to lighten the day
The forest was shrinking daily but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.
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Will be wasted on some non Brits
The forest was shrinking daily but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.
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And another...
The forest was shrinking daily but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.
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Claret n Blue all way thru .. Up the Iron
L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!
L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!
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Farang resturant are being closed and thai ones not so much
because the thai goverment is trying to slow the infection rate in the elderly farang population
because the thai goverment is trying to slow the infection rate in the elderly farang population
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Good morning Udon, stay home, stay safe.
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A couple for the footie fans...
The forest was shrinking daily but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.
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The Beacon Tap, located in Des Plaines, Ill., announced a new deal the week of March 16 — just as restaurants across the country were moving away from in-store service.
In order to encourage customers to dine with them without actually coming inside, the restaurant is now offering a free roll of toilet paper with every delivery or take-out order, WMAQ-TV reports.
So if you have friends in the area drop them a line in this hour of need
In order to encourage customers to dine with them without actually coming inside, the restaurant is now offering a free roll of toilet paper with every delivery or take-out order, WMAQ-TV reports.
So if you have friends in the area drop them a line in this hour of need