Sean Connery met Cilla Black at an award ceremony. For the first time since her husband died Cilla felt a stirring. She thought about the rumours of Sean’s incredible powers of recovery and thought that tonight was the night she would again partake of the pleasures of the flesh. After a very pleas...

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed...

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/7517/article109974002e009420th0.th.jpg By Jaya Narain Last updated at 10:14 PM on 22nd December 2008 Police officers have been forced to attend a health and safety seminar to learn how to climb a ladder. The officers had been installing roadside electronic speed i...

An Australian couple have been served with legal documents via the popular social networking site Facebook. Mark McCormack, a lawyer in Canberra, persuaded a court to allow him to use the unusual method after other attempts to reach them failed. The couple's home is being repossessed after they rep...

http://www.isarapix.org/pix72/1229207944.jpg Kseniya Sukhinova from Russia competed against 108 contestants Russian contestant Kseniya Sukhinova has won the Miss World 2008 competition at a ceremony in South Africa. Trindad and Tobago's Gabrielle Walcott was second runner-up and India's Parvathay O...

westerby wrote:

stattointhailand wrote:Nope ...... still looks about the same to me
It still looks a bloomin' long way away

I'm glad you said that 'cos it looks the same to me aswell. Saves me taking these bottle top glasses back to Udon Optical.

Stand a bit closer to it.

Australia's Medicare A couple in their seventies went to a sex therapist's office in Melbourne.. The doctor asked, 'What can I do for you?' The old man said, Will you watch us have sex?' The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple had finished, the doctor said, 'There's nothing wrong wit...

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UPDATE : 10 December 2008 Five Suspected Bird Flu Patients Found in Surin Province Surin Province has implemented measures against avian flu epidemic after five patients were recently discovered with bird flu-like symptoms. Deputy Chief of Surin Public Health Office, Peerasak Polprueksa, has reveal...

ROI-ET: As the old proverb goes, “a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush”. As a young soldier in Isarn recently found out, the same holds true for fish in ponds. Late last month, Royal Thai Army Private Benchaphon Dangwibul told a reporter in a rather hoarse voice that on November 24 he wa...

Stranded aircrafts allowed to leave By Chularat Seangpassa Wichit Chaitrong The Nation Published on December 1, 2008 Move follows negotiations between AOT and the PAD; industry officials say loss is now 'incalculable' Airports of Thailand (AOT), the operator of Suvarnabhumi Airport, yesterday gave ...

A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: 'I don't have any money.' But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother.' The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). 'Anything?' he asked. 'Yes,...

20 of the world’s most dangerous places Following the terrorist attacks in Mumbai, Francisca Kellett highlights 20 places which are among the most dangerous places to visit on Earth. By Francisca Kellett Last Updated: 5:42PM GMT 28 Nov 2008 Dafur, Sudan, 20 most dangerous places The Dafur region ...

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By The Nation on Sunday Published on November 30, 2008 Some 15,000 people have been treated for various ailments as a result of flooding in the Southern region, Public Health Minister Chalerm Yoobamrung said yesterday. He said that from November 9 to 28, mobile medical units had treated 15,000 patie...

http://www.isarapix.org/pix25/1227973642.gif Parliament To Meet Underwater Off Samui BANGKOK - After being shut out of their scheduled session this morning by thousands of PAD protestors blocking access to the Parliament building, the government announced that their new meeting venue would be the s...

http://www.isarapix.org/pix84/1227971956.gif http://www.isarapix.org/pix25/1227972081.jpg Bruce Willis Reportedly In Suvarnbhumi Vent System ‘Die Hard’ star was passing through terminal on connecting flight when it was taken over BANGKOK – Police say they are ready to reclaim the Bangkok Inte...

The good thing about getting Old Timers Disease is I still watch the same DVD every night ,and still laugh (one flew over the cuckoo's nest ) , I cannot remember who I borrow money from ,the bad side is I keep trying to pay the electric bill every day and I keep talking to my avatar and say mom I c...

Eating blueberries can reverse memory loss and may have implications in the treatment of diseases like Alzheimer's, University of Reading scientists claim. Scientists found adding foods like blueberries to a regular diet, resulted in improvements in memory. The foods, known as flavonoids, were histo...

http://www.isarapix.org/pix89/1227932952.jpg When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he...