tamada wrote: ↑

November 13, 2024, 7:03 pm

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555 !! Very Funny Coming from a Glaswegian....

I Am NOT your MATE !!!!

petl wrote: ↑

June 22, 2024, 9:13 am

I need a hedge trimmer/cutter , electric or petrol, for occasional garden use.

You Can Buy them in Mega Home !!

Not really, Jumbo - but I was hoping you could lift the standard of the jokes after the previous 2 efforts above. 8) Well You only have to see who posted the 2nd one.....It Was Mr.Scunny !! :lol: :lol: That's a low blow from an athletic supporter of the scandal-ridden Evertons. But, But,https://www...

jackspratt wrote: ↑

June 20, 2024, 9:56 am

Not really, Jumbo - but I was hoping you could lift the standard of the jokes after the previous 2 efforts above.

Well You only have to see who posted the 2nd one.....It Was Mr.Scunny !!

Ahhhhhh !! Are YOU Missing Me, Jacko ??

McNeil felt goosebumps as Everton fans inspired Toon win LiveScore logo Adam Drury LiveScore 08/12/2023 05:15 Dwight McNeil scored in Everton's 3-0 win over Newcastle Dwight McNeil revealed he felt goosebumps as Everton beat Newcastle 3-0 in front of a raucous Goodison Park crowd. The winger scored ...

And I had to close mine when the Jehovah’s Witness turned up

I'm that skint, I opened the door on my advent calendar and a bailiff was stood there

Wife says to me 'Why don't you treat me like you did when we were dating'? So i took her out for dinner and drinks then dropped her off at her parents house.....

'Old Fart Football' An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.' ... A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...

Here Yer Go Oirish Desiree aka Mr Tefal......

747man wrote:
Who the Hell is Ronnie ??
AZ NY Ron. Member since 2006 and a regular attendee at the monthly meetings.......

Ahhh ! ! O.K. Think We Wwer introduced at one of those meetings, Just Didn't know him as Ronnie !!

A Beautiful Goal.......https://youtu.be/FjQbT8DCYbc?si=LkfoYNQpn4MNlcQa

tamada wrote: ↑

December 2, 2023, 3:19 am

Nearly as old and irrelevant as these, eh?
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But THAT Is The WORLD Cup, YOUR Previous Post asked Me Did We have a European Ciup to which I answered Correctly & Said NO We DON'T......

jackspratt wrote: ↑

December 1, 2023, 9:02 pm

Well Val - how is Admin supposed to know who is demised?

And I am quite sure Ronnie would strongly object to any suggestion that he be "deleted".

Who the Hell is Ronnie ??

I was a bit confused about where you were coming from on this one, Val - but then I stumbled upon this: Screenshot 2023-12-01 193848.png How do you suggest this can be monitored? UM Forum has close to 40,000 members - many of who are no doubt Bots. But even within the regular posting membership, ho...