Farang Scam Artist?

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Re: Farang Scam Artist?

Post by westerby » September 14, 2008, 11:25 pm

beer monkey wrote:Hmmm think i seen him before...is this the man.

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Looks and sounds like Bob Mortimer from 'The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer.' Maybe our man Bob has fallen on hard times...



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Re: Farang Scam Artist?

Post by Irish Alan » September 15, 2008, 12:33 am

BM.. you need to re-do barnet. Short blonde, glasses more milk bottle.

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Re: Farang Scam Artist?

Post by beer monkey » September 15, 2008, 2:35 am

lol,...ok will see what i can do. :freak:
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Re: Farang Scam Artist?

Post by wazza » September 15, 2008, 2:51 am

Just saw him/ her in Tongs tonight !!

it was pulling big time !!

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Re: Farang Scam Artist?

Post by beer monkey » September 15, 2008, 5:00 pm

Geordie wrote:BM, I wrote short blond hair &blond tache [50-55] go back to the drawing board :-s
IA wrote:BM.. you need to re-do barnet. Short blonde, glasses more milk bottle.

Scotland yard wait for you my son.
any better...? (Can loose the hat if you like) ;)

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Re: Farang Scam Artist?

Post by wazza » September 15, 2008, 8:27 pm

LOL

dont addd any swirls BM, Interpol will be onto u !!

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Re: Farang Scam Artist?

Post by Geordie » September 15, 2008, 11:39 pm

No sightings reported for 2 days now........BM I think your artwork Identikits may have scared him away!!!!!!!!! I know they frightened me[just a weenie bit] [-o< [-o< [-o<

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Re: Farang Scam Artist?

Post by Irish Alan » September 16, 2008, 12:03 am

Lose the hat, ordinary tache, he is not from the 1800's and you are getting there DCI Beer Monkey Scotland Yard, sorry I mean Greater Manchester Constabulary. If that was him I'd have bought him a tube of Fixadent.

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Re: Farang Scam Artist?

Post by wazza » September 16, 2008, 12:15 am

Open the Door Scum Bag

Its Monkey of the Yard !!

The Crays would cringe if they heard that i imagine.

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Re: Farang Scam Artist?

Post by tamada » September 16, 2008, 12:34 am

wazza wrote: The Crays would cringe if they heard that i imagine.
I know I did.

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Re: Farang Scam Artist?

Post by konstabel els » September 21, 2008, 5:22 am

Well, as I shall be in Udon soon , and as I generally look like a a real first timer ,when he tries to ponce of me I am sure a nice little whack in the solar plexus woudn't hurt him would it ?, didn't do me any 'arm

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Re: Farang Scam Artist?

Post by beer monkey » September 21, 2008, 5:29 am

Crikey Konstable els...where you been hiding...? sure westers or was it 'The' saint will be pleased to see you back on here. :mrgreen:
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Re: Farang Scam Artist?

Post by konstabel els » September 21, 2008, 5:58 am

I've been very busy studying modern philisophy - ( dstosvkey , Freud, Joyce , ) but i got a little bit bored with it , I didn't understand the bit about pacifism ?, I always thought that was a gay club in soho,

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Re: Farang Scam Artist?

Post by cali4995 » September 21, 2008, 2:09 pm

Okay, Okay, I confess. IT'S ME. I dress-up in a blonde wig, put-on my
best German accent and go to various shopping centers trying to hit
up odd farangs for the occasional 100 baht. Doing this I've been able
to make the payments on my BMW and support my sizeable harem in
reasonable comfort. In reality, no Thai person would give you 20 baht
and I strongly suspect, neither would most farangs. It's just implausible? :wave:

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Re: Farang Scam Artist?

Post by Philrjones » September 21, 2008, 4:55 pm

Yes, this guy aproached me at Tesco about 1 or 2 months ago - same deal, no money, lost wallet, no cards. Could I spare some cash? Scruffy looking, although it's a while ago and my memory isn't what it used to be!

I smelled something fishy straight away (no, not cod, although I could go some with mushy peas and chips, plus no ladies of the night in sight), German accent. I just said no and he walked away mumbling something - probably abusive. So he's out there somewhere folks.

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Re: Farang Scam Artist?

Post by cali4995 » September 22, 2008, 4:50 am

Well, there you go. He's obviously not getting rich. When someone approaches
you who's disheveled and looking desperate, it's human nature to want to tell
them to get the fu_k away. Thailand can't be a good place to have problems. :(

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Re: Farang Scam Artist?

Post by STUMPY » September 22, 2008, 5:13 am

HI , old german bloke approached me at robertson last week same story (lost walet/cash/credit cards) told him the thai wife had all my baht. he is still out there. stumpy
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Re: Farang Scam Artist?

Post by beer monkey » September 22, 2008, 5:20 am

some one got to get a photo of him....just to see if my photo fit was any where near right. :ugly:
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Re: Farang Scam Artist?

Post by pompui » September 22, 2008, 6:45 am

robertsons near charoensri complex?

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Re: Farang Scam Artist?

Post by STUMPY » September 22, 2008, 9:36 am

yes just outside
ALLAN

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