White "Mr. T" robbed

Post by **monkeyman** » August 18, 2008, 2:53 pm

This was well predicted ages ago and totally amazing it did not happen a lot sooner, he also told me it will be a brave man that can take his gold off him...what a fool.

it was also predicted he would have a car crash with his extreme reckless driving, which did also happen when he smashed one of Glyns cars into into a thousand pieces...

Wonder what will happen to him next

Post by **mortiboy** » August 18, 2008, 4:50 pm

Sounds a right plonker! How does a fool like that have so much money anyway!

Post by **BKKSTAN** » August 18, 2008, 5:23 pm

mortiboy wrote:Sounds a right plonker! How does a fool like that have so much money anyway!

I think there is more money in the pockets of fools then the rest of the people!Of course ,I'm not counting myself!

Post by **beer monkey** » August 18, 2008, 5:28 pm

But isn't it the fools in los that tend to 'loose' it on women...unless there is a never ending supply.

Post by **Glyn** » August 18, 2008, 8:14 pm

Sorry guys, disappointing news as it is The Cable Guy still has his gold, the incident happened nearly a week ago, it was a lady boy, not some little cutie, and the boyfriend was indeed a boy, but again of the katoye variety. They bitched and pulled, kicked his joke chopper to the ground and ran away. You may all be getting confused for one or all of the following reasons:

1. Obviously the above incident

2. He has toned down his gold to 2 chains only and smartened his appearance with a Tom Jones styled shirt and the gold is rarely visible

3. He's told people that someone stole some of his gold, because the truth is he's had to off-load some to finance his extra-extended stay here in Udon. As I'm sure all you clever ones know, anyone who wears this much gold does indeed make a statement, "what you see, is all I have, if I had any surplus money I'd buy more gold with it. Well you can't see it in my bank account can you?"

Post by **beer monkey** » August 18, 2008, 8:28 pm

Now i see this in a different light.

Post by **wazza** » August 18, 2008, 9:31 pm

BM has seen the Light, hallouyeah brothers

Post by **LoveDaBlues** » August 18, 2008, 9:38 pm

Well I'm glad to hear the guy wasn't hurt. I'll sure miss the slow "gold stroll" thru the mall though.

Post by **WBU ALUM** » August 18, 2008, 10:00 pm

I'm just happy that the whole of Udon doesn't judge us all based on his idiosyncrasies.

Post by **beer monkey** » August 18, 2008, 10:04 pm

wazza wrote:BM has seen the Light, hallouyeah brothers

I feel a sing song coming on.........

Post by **Glyn** » August 18, 2008, 10:07 pm

idio what? did you just look that up or do you eat big words for breakfast

Post by **wazza** » August 18, 2008, 11:29 pm

BM

u can eat at the Factory and then fall out of the front door, slide along Soi 7 and there u will find a sing song bar able to smoke ur cigar.

Post by **westerby** » August 19, 2008, 12:33 am

So in summary, Udon's Mr. T never got mugged, his missing gold was down to funding his stay in UTH.

Posters' intelligence on him has now become inaccurate, I suppose because he's allegedly been banned from most establishments so nobody knows what he's really up to. It's obvious that you need to re-admit him to your social circles if you want to get some real gossip on him.

I love the way these rumours twist and turn though, reminds me of the one the other week about the chap that allegedly had his wallet nicked from a bar girl!

Post by **beer monkey** » August 19, 2008, 4:18 am

yeah but makes good reading though.

Post by **WBU ALUM** » August 19, 2008, 5:14 am

Glyn wrote:idio what? did you just look that up or do you eat big words for breakfast

Expand your mind.

www.Dictionary.com

Post by **LoveDaBlues** » August 19, 2008, 7:07 am

westerby wrote:So in summary, Udon's Mr. T never got mugged, his missing gold was down to funding his stay in UTH.

Posters' intelligence on him has now become inaccurate, I suppose because he's allegedly been banned from most establishments so nobody knows what he's really up to. It's obvious that you need to re-admit him to your social circles if you want to get some real gossip on him.

I love the way these rumours twist and turn though, reminds me of the one the other week about the chap that allegedly had his wallet nicked from a bar girl!

Wasn't it an attempted mugging according to one post?

Post by **saint** » August 19, 2008, 9:30 am

this forum is a bit like, eastenders, the street , and the bill all rolled into one.

Post by **Paul** » August 19, 2008, 10:46 pm

More like Jackanory !

Post by **westerby** » August 19, 2008, 11:30 pm

LoveDaBlues wrote:Wasn't it an attempted mugging according to one post?

Yes, you're right, it sounds like a mugging by two chaps in dresses.

Glyn wrote:it was a lady boy, not some little cutie, and the boyfriend was indeed a boy, but again of the katoye variety. They bitched and pulled, kicked his joke chopper to the ground and ran away.

Wonder what sort of a joke chopper the Cable Guy has? Is it one of those treaders from the 1970s with the gear stick in the middle? I always wanted one of them but the old man would never buy one for me.

This is better than Jackanory.

Post by **beer monkey** » August 19, 2008, 11:53 pm

Still got one in me dads shed, complete with gear jerk and extended rear mud-gaurd, last time i rode it was August 1977 last days of school summer holidays.lol