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my mate said if I'm looking for sympathy it's in the dictionary between $4it and Syphilis
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Yeah, always a bugger when that happens. It was trying to work knackered with a fuzzy head that always screwed me up. The fruity smells I discharged from my bottom in the evenings were also a source of contention in our house.Ter wrote:Woke up late and hungover....now I am paying for it.
Ooo-Arrrr a Cider Drinker are we then Fawn..?Prawn wrote:The fruity smells I discharged from my bottom in the evenings were also a source of contention in our house.
babycham , he would love a babycham !!!!!!!beer monkey wrote:Ooo-Arrrr a Cider Drinker are we then Fawn..?Prawn wrote:The fruity smells I discharged from my bottom in the evenings were also a source of contention in our house.
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as ive been woken at an ungodly hour yet again by a storm , the question realy should be , what the ---- am i going to do all day !!!!!
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i'm sure you meant 'have your ego stroked'go back to bed to ''stroke'' your ego
I stroked something else this morninglaphanphon wrote:i'm sure you meant 'have your ego stroked'go back to bed to ''stroke'' your ego![]()
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up a bit early myself, not my usual lately, since never asleep before midnight.
finally, 5 F'g pages, can i now copy and paste all my conspiracy theories.![]()
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yea so did i papa .............. my 3 dogspapaguido wrote:I stroked something else this morninglaphanphon wrote:i'm sure you meant 'have your ego stroked'go back to bed to ''stroke'' your ego![]()
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up a bit early myself, not my usual lately, since never asleep before midnight.
finally, 5 F'g pages, can i now copy and paste all my conspiracy theories.![]()
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Ok onward to 6 pages...
Hey whatever floats your boat Doug :-& Some people are into thatsaint wrote:yea so did i papa .............. my 3 dogspapaguido wrote: I stroked something else this morning![]()
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and very satifying it was too
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Prawn wrote:The fruity smells I discharged from my bottom in the evenings were also a source of contention in our house.
No, Guinness. Cider always made me incontinent.beer monkey wrote:Ooo-Arrrr a Cider Drinker are we then Fawn..?
a new word for my vocabulary, which hopefully i will never identify with.....in the futureincontinent
i broke down yesterday and went to the corner grocery and bought a big singha bottle, the clerk girl was quizzingold-timer wrote:Funny old day today for O/T..blew out the gym because I'm a lard arse, saw the remains of a bad accident on the ring road, tried to find a dentist to sort out my crowns, couldn't find one that can do it quick enough in UT so looks like I'll have to get down to BKK to get it sorted.. bl0ody nuisance, now I'm just hanging it out to pick the kids up from school and when I get back I'll get stuck in to the cold beers in the fridge and be accused of being an alcoholic by my wife. .... noticed it's stopped raining.. shall I go on the motorbike..
another big decision.........