Where can I watch Australian football in Udon Thani?

[Roy]

After more extensive research I am prepared to wager on the Pussy Cat Dolls. I will accompany Wazza on his night out with his "I wish I was English" t-shirt sporting a "I Love Ladyboys" t-shirt should Geelong lose. If they win I have to think up an even more humiliating slogan for the back of Wazza's T-shirt.

[wazza]

Roy

whoooooooooooo back up that bus a bit.

If i win, I will trade the Chern Chim bet off , and u win the T shirt,that now says, Whose has the Ashes Now , and I support Collingwood,

First point of call, is the newly revamped Aussie Bar !! for your 1st Collingwood initiation .

Pluck off yor crunt, who the fink u are, collingwood wayne kerr, and thats from the birds serving u the warm chang !

[wazza]

Footy fans get behaviour warning

AAP
September 25, 2009 07:41am

GEELONG footy fans planning to misbehave have been warned that police will be out in full force around the Banned Dang ground on grand final day.

About 2 people are expected to flood Bung Dunged Stadium next to Eddies Watering hole to watch the grand final on Saturday.

Bang Dung Inspector Khun Phil Swindells said police will be targeting public order offences and inappropriate or offensive behaviour.

"Win or lose, we know there's going to be 1 person in BD over the weekend and so we want him to celebrate or commiserate safely and responsibly," he said.

The operation will involve local police, the traffic management unit and the police dog squad.

The Aumphur Penn Traffic Management Unit will patrol the Highway between Udon and BD and be on the look out for drink driving, speeding and other traffic offences.

In Udon, police aim to breath test every car leaving the Aussie Bar on grand final day.

The police operation - which will involve four booze buses and 30 police vehicles - will focus on speeding, hoon, drunk and drugged drivers and those wearing Collingwood colours

Automatic number plate recognition cameras will also be used to intercept motorists with outstanding arrest warrants.

[Aardvark]

Boy you guys have been busy today while I was at work go the mighty Saints As for those woodsmen, we in the West sent them a seasoned Coach some years back and they still can't speak proper English or count past three, why would anyone want to barrack for a bunch of retards oh yeh, we're talking about Roy

[wazza]

Micky Meltdown was that ??

[wazza]

A Pommy guy walks into the Aussie Bar dressed in Collingwood colours.

And Ella starts to tell a Collingwood joke, the pommy guy says, hey Im a collingwood support I hope u know.

Ella says " Thats ok, I'll tell it extra slowly for you "

[Aardvark]

Your in bleddy good form today wazza, it must be all that Yaks milk your drinking

[wazza]

I wish i can post the pict i have from the local supermarket i was in 2 weeks ago !

A complete aisle of Vodka ! not joking here.

anyway back on topic, now thats Bobs online again , he he

A few options in the North East and its on Ausralia Network Live on Udon Cable, Home Cable , but to enjoy the game get to a pub and listen to the razzle and slang that will be accompanying the spectators.

[Aardvark]

Oh for the old days when this guy called Warwick would turn up with his barby and cook a feed fit for an Aussie individual. Oh well maybe next remembrance day, until then people will just have to put up with four and twenty's. I didn't mean he turned up with Dolls by the way

[wazza]

A Collingwood supporter walked into the Aussie Bar with a frog under his arm to watch the AFL Grand Final.

Ella said " where the fook did u get that from ? "

The Frog replied ," I found him in the gutter outside Wolverines "

[Aardvark]

Wazza stop it and get off the Yaks milk quick, it's driving you crazy

[wazza]

U wait till we Win !!

Carn the Saints !

[wazza]

A Collingwood supporter walks thru the door of the Aussie Bar on grand final day.

Ella says " U stupid idiot , most people open it first ! "

[hangsaboot]

I have some friends from Australia up here for a few weeks and they are wondering where in Udon they can watch the Aussie football championship game on Saturday, September 26. Any suggestions? Thanks.

TIE MEE KANGAROO DOWN ,

the main place for aus guys ,is jingjoes

good food ,
cheap beer ,
aus football ..
NO SHELIAS ..
it,s all there ,{nearly ]

[Roy]

I am still detecting an underlying hostility toward fans of the Black and White or is it just that you Aussie fellows can't see a good thing when its placed in front of them?
Take the Queen for instance, she has looked after your little colony for many a year but do you appreciate it? No you don't.
You could at least send her a birthday greeting after all her hard work

[AussieElla]

I have some friends from Australia up here for a few weeks and they are wondering where in Udon they can watch the Aussie football championship game on Saturday, September 26. Any suggestions? Thanks.

TIE MEE KANGAROO DOWN ,

the main place for aus guys ,is jingjoes

good food ,
cheap beer ,
aus football ..
NO SHELIAS ..
it,s all there ,{nearly ]

Be a sport mate. Nothing wrong with a good sheila on GF day. Aussies are Aussies after all!!! Carn the Saints! Aussie Aussie Aussie Oie Oie Oie

[wazza]

Roy

Ur a Maggie , therefore u have no respect.

We warned you, we tried, we told you, but we played music to the buffalo ( see saw hii kwai fun ) sic

Som Num Na, you lepper ! LOL

The republican issue , can we leave that till Jan 26th , its definately a red herring thrown in 24 hrs before the kick off at " The G " where only 1 week ago the Pies choked again.

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" Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps? They had pictures of Collingwood players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on. "


Mick Malthouse the coach of Collingwood Magpies gets wind of potential young recruit who lives in Iraq. Malthouse and the Magpies recruiting Manager catch a plane to the troubled Iraq capital Baghdad and track the young boy down.

They risk life and limb dodging car bombs, bullets and grenades but finally find him and convince him to come to Australia.

The boy does a full pre-season, plays all the practice matches and gets picked on the bench in the seniors for the first game of the year.

Ten minutes into the first quarter, Nathan Buckley goes down with a severe knee injury. Malthouse turns to the boy and says "This is it son, go to the centre half forward and show us what you can do."

The boy proceeds to play the greatest debut game in AFL history. He kicks 9 goals, takes mark of the year, and kicks the winning goal after the siren from outside 50.

The Magpies chair him off the ground and give him three cheers back in the rooms. Malthouse tells the team what the boy from Iraq has been through and he is a model lesson for all.

Malthouse then pulls the boy aside and says "Go into my office son , ring your Mother and tell her what you did today."

He proceeds to do so. "Mum", he says down the phone, "Guess what I did today?"

"I don't care what you did today." His Mother replies. "I tell you what happened here today", she goes on. "Your Dad was stabbed and robbed, our house was torched, our car blown up, your sister was attacked and your brother was abducted."

"Gee" says the boy. "I feel a bit responsible for what happened."

The Mother replies "So you should be, if it wasn't for you we would never have shifted to Collingwood."

[Roy]

I am thinking my GF day may be curtailed due to a small incident today but I shall still be cheering on the Cats Wazza.
Do we have a bet?

[wazza]

Roy enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" Roy replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

Roy is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" Roy responds, "about a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, Bathurst 1000, cricket, supermodels, favourite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, Roy left the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" Roy replies, "Er, 50, I think."
And the robot says ... real slowly ...

So ......... ya gonna follow Collingwood again this year?"

[wazza]

There are rumours about a guy up in far north Queensland who regularly swims a crocodile infested river every day to earn a living from tourists.

He wears a T-shirt with a Collingwood logo and the words "Magpies for Premiers in 2010" on it.

When asked how he avoids being taken by a croc he replies "Not even a croc would swallow that!!"