O/T's Udon Animation Project

[old-timer]

Hi All,
Hope all's been well for everyone today...
Rather than waste my time in the fantastic UT I have embarked on an Animation project. The Ideas I have about all the different aspects to life in the great UT could make for a very interesting Animated movie that Dreamworks SKG or Walt Disney will jump at when I've got the characters and storyline completed. I have a number of Ideas for the project, however I am at a sticking point - so if anyone has any bright ideas on things you think that should be included in this cartoon blockbuster please feel free to contribute on this new and exciting mega - thread.
O/T - Involving the Community - chock dee -

[lee]

I have a number of Ideas for the project, however I am at a sticking point

So what are your ideas then OT?

[Aardvark]

Could you let us know what you have come up with so far, or was that it ??

[beer monkey]

Forms of Travel..?..from ye olde days gone by right up to date with a fancy Benz.

Farming..obviously.

The Introduction of the 'farang'.....

Will it have voice overs by known stars...or just people doing impressions of them....my Elvis ain't bad.

What you got old timer...?

[rick]

Got to have some Nagas. Go to Sala kala Kew and bring some of those statues to life.

[beer monkey]

A day in the comings and goings of 'The Complex'.........with short storys behind some caracters.

[Aardvark]

The Rib eating comps at Nongs..

[old-timer]

So what are your ideas then OT?

Thanks for your interest Lee,

Thais, falangs, romance, disaster, cars and rucks, Wi-fi, hot, wet and cold climate, bar girls, homo's, ladyboys, bar fines, restuarants, bars, chickens, ducks, soi dogs, big c, big tittys, mackros, carefour and lotus, fishing, golf, food, markets, karaoke, leo and ice, lowe cow, police, immigration, toot toots, scams, meetings, traditional thai wc's, loi kratong, songkran, tungsi muang, the beach @ the mekong....amongst others... to be continued...ooops just one more quick one... electric bills...
O/T... involving the community... chock dee...

[Aardvark]

You may be arrested for some of those, good luck...

[trubrit]

How about a group of guys, total age possibly in excess of 1,000 years, sitting in the night market ogling the beer girls and discussing the value of the dollar? The animation may be a bit difficult though. :-"

[beer monkey]

Thais, falangs, romance, disaster, cars and rucks, Wi-fi, hot, wet and cold climate, bar girls, homo's, ladyboys, bar fines, restuarants, bars, chickens, ducks, soi dogs, big c, big tittys, mackros, carefour and lotus, fishing, golf, food, markets, karaoke, leo and ice, lowe cow, police, immigration, toot toots, scams, meetings, traditional thai wc's, loi kratong, songkran, tungsi muang, the beach @ the mekong....amongst others... to be continued...ooops just one more quick one... electric bills...

So everything off the forum then...


How about asking a few older colourful members on here to tell there life storys......turn it into 4 films with in an 1 hour film.

Sure they got lots to tell.....much more than what they have told already, could be a winner.....

[Prenders88]

Bar Wars.........

In a little Thai Town far far away.........

Billy Liar.....

A sad loser comes to live in Udon Thani and reinvents himself, and tells everyone who listens, that he served with The Royal Marines, 40 Commado, US Navy Seals, and the SAS.


Wallace and Grommit in the Dropped Trousers.....
Wallace sees a classified ad in Saturdays Dail Mail, 14 nights in Thailand, for £499.
Leaves Grommit at home who starves to death, moves to Pattaya and becomes a hardcore monger.

[beer monkey]

Billy Liar (Liars).....a great one... =D> Starring the voice of Danny Dyer as....well you can guess.....and the classic voice of Ray Winstone ...for the other bloke....

Also Reinvents himself.....Yeah Good one too...

[Ter]

What about Gary and Steve go large in Thailand.
You could make Gary's head like a nik nak.

[beer monkey]

A poor Rice Farming family.......that have a beautiful daughter that meets a rich ham-sum plince...(Ok so a farang then)....and the familys life and fortunes turn around....see the 'Farang' adjust to the Issan Way of life, the heat, the dust, the erratic driving,the toilets, the talking behind his back but smiles to his face....see him escape to the big city in search of a good Burger or Proper Fry-Up in the Morning......and see them all live happily ever after.

[Roy]

A poor falang goes and looks at his inbox on email.

[BobHelm]

A poor falang goes and looks at his inbox on email.

And finds a message from Princes Alloo from Northern Nigeria offering a serious financial reward for help in a certain 'matter'...The start of...Once upon a time ????

[Roy]

Sometime dreams come true Bob

[beer monkey]

How about "Tales of the Unexpected"...Issan Style.....

Finding out your future Mrs is already married to a man you thought was her brother...

Finding out that your future wifes birth certificate shows her as being born a Male...

Finding out that your Future Mrs has Huge Gambling debts....

Finding out your Future Mrs raises lots of 'Sick' buffalo.....

Finding out Your Future Wife has several 'sponsors' still attached....

Finding out the land your payed for is already owned by your future wife....

All done in state of the art animation....or use plasticine if on a tight budget.

Just a few more ideas for you Old Timer

[beer monkey]

When will you approach the likes of Pixar Old T....? (and make sure we get in the credits...)