Who is this pillock?
Who is this pillock?
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Who is this pillock and why is he in Udon? He's not the kind of individual that is welcome here.
Who is this pillock and why is he in Udon? He's not the kind of individual that is welcome here.
Re: Who is this pillock?
I'd guess he's a British tourist enjoying himself in Udon. He doesn't seem to hold the Thais in high regard.
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Re: Who is this pillock?
is that Top Mansion in the background?
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Mummy lets him go on hols by himself this year and look what happens




Re: Who is this pillock?
The Bar in Question is the Red Lion and yes he is am embarrassing English idiot and does nothing to alter the reputation of falangs.
Re: Who is this pillock?
Farang goes to Thai fleshpot and hears about this Udon Thani place that so many of the girls hail from so decides to head up to "The Factory." That's what gets him/them here. One of the reasons I gave up on bars going back to farang alley.
Always some arsehole or other whose night isn't complete without kicking off.
Re: Who is this pillock?
He needs to get some alignment marks tattooed on his head so he can figure out how to put his cap on straight.
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2nd should have realised the factories empty they are all thee already or growing ready to go lol
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Proof if ever it was needed that a provincial Thai backwater can never have enough farang pillocks.
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Re: Who is this pillock?
Bless him, he's bit of a twonk and I heard today that he was on the wrong end of a bit of harsh education. To be fair, it's not just in Thailand, I've seen very similar in the Canary Islands and the Greek Islands etc, booze and maybe drugs can be bad magic for some people. Let's hope he drags his ass back down south or wherever he came from.
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Blighty. I hope he heads back there pronto.
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It never ceases to amaze me how some of these idiots manage to find their way to Udon, on my last visit there was a drunken drug fuelled idiot causing problems in Night and day, they are a disgrace to themselves and their families and should never be allowed to travel to a foreign country.
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The Factory?
Lots of big chassis on the production line in 2018/19.
Lots of big chassis on the production line in 2018/19.
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Sateeb wrote: ↑November 11, 2018, 5:47 pmFarang goes to Thai fleshpot and hears about this Udon Thani place that so many of the girls hail from so decides to head up to "The Factory." That's what gets him/them here. One of the reasons I gave up on bars going back to farang alley.
Always some arsehole or other whose night isn't complete without kicking off.
Jeez I must have really been lucky/unlucky coz in abt 15 yrs of going out on average 2 times a week (2x15x52 ) 1560 visits ive only seen it "kick off" about 10 times so I must have missed the "fun" an amazing 1550 times

Re: Who is this pillock?
What exactly is a pillock, and also a twonk? I like the words, just don't know the meanings. Oz ignorance. Help me out.
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You must have been. Lucky as the bar owners that didn’t see any trouble in their bars at that time either.stattointhailand wrote: ↑November 12, 2018, 10:29 pmJeez I must have really been lucky/unlucky coz in abt 15 yrs of going out on average 2 times a week (2x15x52 ) 1560 visits ive only seen it "kick off" about 10 times so I must have missed the "fun" an amazing 1550 times


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Re: Who is this pillock?
and not only there. My sons arrests these types every week in Plymouth...vincemunday wrote: ↑November 11, 2018, 8:44 pmBless him, he's bit of a twonk and I heard today that he was on the wrong end of a bit of harsh education. To be fair, it's not just in Thailand, I've seen very similar in the Canary Islands and the Greek Islands etc, booze and maybe drugs can be bad magic for some people. Let's hope he drags his ass back down south or wherever he came from.
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Pretty sure it’s exprcted in Plymouth - is Union Street the Mecca for ‘fun’ ?nickboyuk wrote: ↑November 13, 2018, 3:30 amand not only there. My sons arrests these types every week in Plymouth...vincemunday wrote: ↑November 11, 2018, 8:44 pmBless him, he's bit of a twonk and I heard today that he was on the wrong end of a bit of harsh education. To be fair, it's not just in Thailand, I've seen very similar in the Canary Islands and the Greek Islands etc, booze and maybe drugs can be bad magic for some people. Let's hope he drags his ass back down south or wherever he came from.
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Maybe he's 'enjoyed' the experience already? If not, he can look forward to a hammering if he upsets the Thais.