Sausages

Post by **Pooclover** » June 10, 2016, 6:25 pm

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Post by **Pooclover** » June 10, 2016, 6:26 pm

When things are not made clear I like to question why, it has always been my way… I am too old to change now… Thank you for the confirmation that someone reads my posts, it is very good of you to seek knowledge from my humble words.
And yes I have every intention of calling in Chern Chim at Nong Sim tomorrow and purchasing some sausages at the discounted price… I actually called by today but there was a notice out the front saying that were closed for stock-taking.

Post by **mathusalah80** » June 10, 2016, 6:37 pm

trubrit wrote:
trubrit wrote:

Confusing ain't it? Whose sausages are they selling?Are they also a stockist for WFF? Thought they had morphed into a steak house. :-"
Gary if you know the answer to the above questions why not answer instead of going on to a personal attack?

I have a mind boggling suggestion for you, and all you other confused and puzzled members; pick up a 'phone and/or get off your bums and go to the establishment concerned, and ASK THEM YOURSELF!

[-o< [-o< =D> =D> $\:D/$ $\:D/$ K.I.S.S.

Post by **FLICKFLACKER404** » June 10, 2016, 6:39 pm

i,m after some boiled eggs?anyone know were i can get some?

Post by **kopkei** » June 10, 2016, 6:54 pm

what do we do when we get tired of reading about all the sausage nonsense? ...
we make our own sausages...(max 20% fat)

not bad for a first attempt, accompanied with some bread ...

i know what to eat tomorrow...

Post by **macca46** » June 10, 2016, 7:11 pm

Looks good enjoy.

Post by **mathusalah80** » June 10, 2016, 7:11 pm

FLICKFLACKER404 wrote:i,m after some boiled eggs?anyone know were i can get some?

FF,
To enable me to help you receive the best price, and fulfill your precise requirements, please advise:
1. Hard or soft boiled?
2. Large size or small?
3.Produced by ethnic, or oversea hens preferred?
4 Battery, or free range hens eggs?
5.Large quantity, (wholesale price) or small, ( retail?).
6. To be supplied in plastic bags, or custom made egg trays.
7.Will you require photos of, or actual introduction to, the hens who laid each egg & a Doctors Certificate neither they nor their various partners are infected by any STD?
8. Will you require a list of all the customers we supply; why we do; whether they speak English, and the prices we charge them?
9. Will you require the full names, addresses, emails and 'phone numbers of all our suppliers; how long we have dealt with them, and whether we have ever had any sexual relations with them?
You should know, I used to think selling/buying eggs could be managed, devoid of any problems, by a kid of kindergarten age; then I came to Udon.

$\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$

Post by **fatbob** » June 10, 2016, 7:31 pm

kopkei wrote: by kopkei » June 10, 2016, 6:54 pm

what do we do when we get tired of reading about all the sausage nonsense? ...
we make our own sausages...(max 20% fat)

not bad for a first attempt, accompanied with some bread ...

i know what to eat tomorrow...

Where did the bread come from centre photo, looks good?

Post by **redwolf** » June 10, 2016, 7:41 pm

kopkei wrote:what do we do when we get tired of reading about all the sausage nonsense? ...
we make our own sausages...(max 20% fat)
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not bad for a first attempt, accompanied with some bread ...
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i know what to eat tomorrow...

Best post of the week. Tasty grub there kopkei nice one.

Post by **Khun Paul** » June 10, 2016, 7:54 pm

mathusalah80 wrote:
trubrit wrote:
trubrit wrote:

Confusing ain't it? Whose sausages are they selling?Are they also a stockist for WFF? Thought they had morphed into a steak house. :-"
Gary if you know the answer to the above questions why not answer instead of going on to a personal attack?

I have a mind boggling suggestion for you, and all you other confused and puzzled members; pick up a 'phone and/or get off your bums and go to the establishment concerned, and ASK THEM YOURSELF! [-o< [-o< =D> =D> $\:D/$ $\:D/$ K.I.S.S.

I said that before and now another person has said the same thing, get off your collective fat behinds and use your motor skills and go and find out the answers, in stead of asking damn fool questions. Honestly it is like teaching kindergarten sometimes I must say.

Post by **grievous** » June 10, 2016, 8:06 pm

KP still waiting for the stupid posts to be pointed out.

Post by **kopkei** » June 10, 2016, 8:14 pm

the bread is home made ...and not only bread ...fe..

apple pie ...

profiteroles...

cake ...

or a birthday cake ...
the photo's are not recent as i make these items regularly....
not bad for a keyboard warrior i think ...

Post by **Khun Paul** » June 11, 2016, 6:00 am

Grievous I do English lessons so you can understand the meaning of the posts then you would not ask daft questions would you.
Plus no-way would I embarrass people individually, as you would like me too. so the answer is NO and read the posts from a different perspective and stop being cantankerous.

Post by **socksy** » June 11, 2016, 6:13 am

mathusalah80 wrote:
FLICKFLACKER404 wrote:i,m after some boiled eggs?anyone know were i can get some?
FF,
To enable me to help you receive the best price, and fulfill your precise requirements, please advise:
1. Hard or soft boiled?
2. Large size or small?
3.Produced by ethnic, or oversea hens preferred?
4 Battery, or free range hens eggs?
5.Large quantity, (wholesale price) or small, ( retail?).
6. To be supplied in plastic bags, or custom made egg trays.
7.Will you require photos of, or actual introduction to, the hens who laid each egg & a Doctors Certificate neither they nor their various partners are infected by any STD?
8. Will you require a list of all the customers we supply; why we do; whether they speak English, and the prices we charge them?
9. Will you require the full names, addresses, emails and 'phone numbers of all our suppliers; how long we have dealt with them, and whether we have ever had any sexual relations with them?
You should know, I used to think selling/buying eggs could be managed, devoid of any problems, by a kid of kindergarten age; then I came to Udon. $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$

Quality response Math. This thread appears to have been at or near the top of the forums longer than Queen's Bohemian Rapsody was in the music charts. Becoming more like a tedious discussion at a Woman's Rural Institute meeting, but they probably forget what a sausage looks like. Good looking food there Kopkei. I'll get my coat.

Post by **papafarang** » June 11, 2016, 6:26 am

kopkei wrote:the bread is home made ...and not only bread ...fe..
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apple pie ...
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profiteroles...
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cake ...
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or a birthday cake ...
the photo's are not recent as i make these items regularly....
not bad for a keyboard warrior i think ...

very nice kopkei =D> =D> =D> "food glorious food"

Post by **Pooclover** » June 11, 2016, 7:00 am

Khun Paul wrote:Grievous I do English lessons so you can understand the meaning of the posts then you would not ask daft questions would you.
Plus no-way would I embarrass people individually, as you would like me too. so the answer is NO and read the posts from a different perspective and stop being cantankerous.

Paul you stated on the Hamburger man thread that you did not have a work permit anymore and how stupid he was for working without one and now you’re saying you give English lessons.

Post by **12345** » June 11, 2016, 10:21 am

I'm sure they are FREE........

Post by **Fuzzy Ken** » June 11, 2016, 12:07 pm

Oh golly gosh, I feel quite feint after all that...

English sausages, English lessons...whatever next

Fuzzyken, awaiting the next instalment

PS Can I have my boiled egg soft please so that I can dip my soldier in it ? I've found that dipping my sausage simply does not have the desired effect

Post by **grievous** » June 11, 2016, 7:46 pm

Cantankerous is what you find when you look in the mirror KB. I just don't think it's fair to call people stupid and idiots without providing a reason or an example.
You remind me of a politician making statements under parliamentary privilege with nothing to back it up.
you Cantankerous old bugger!

Post by **papafarang** » June 11, 2016, 8:07 pm

sorry but this is the funniest thread in ages.
reminds me of tom waits

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