Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

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Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Post by los » December 12, 2008, 2:53 am

* Paperback book $24.95 Add to Cart

Printed: 61 pages, 9" x 7", perfect binding, full-color interior ink
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Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
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Re: Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Post by beer monkey » December 12, 2008, 4:45 am

i heard of a recipe for a soup based dish some time back...think it was Called 'The Cream of Sum yung-Gai'...or something like that

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Re: Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Post by bluejets » December 12, 2008, 7:37 am

Finally cracked perpetual motion laws then? :guiness:

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Re: Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Post by laphanphon » December 12, 2008, 9:02 am

the cupboard is bare...................vasectomy........... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Post by mortiboy » December 12, 2008, 9:45 am

The cupboard is bare
But the semen is there
I dont want to be rude
But it isnt a food
I envy my dog
does his own blow job
I wish so much
I could reach my crutch.

Now theres food for thought!

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Re: Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Post by Goldcoaster au » December 12, 2008, 10:27 am

mortiboy always thinking about his willy

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Re: Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Post by donthani » December 13, 2008, 12:20 pm

is this part of the same series ? its the only book I could find :yikes: Image

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Re: Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Post by 747man » December 13, 2008, 2:29 pm

Goldcoaster au wrote:mortiboy always thinking about his willy
You mean HE has actually given up thinking about FARTING ???

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Re: Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Post by mickydee » December 17, 2008, 5:56 pm

Anyone want to come round for dinner tonight ?

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Re: Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Post by jackspratt » December 17, 2008, 7:34 pm

Why waste it in food. I feel it far better, and more attractively presented, as a pearl necklace. \:D/

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Re: Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Post by beer monkey » December 17, 2008, 8:56 pm

Hope you not had a few presented to you jack. :-s

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Re: Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Post by jackspratt » December 17, 2008, 9:03 pm

BM I see myself as a giver rather than receiver. And therefore I am blessed in the eyes...... =D>

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Post by wazza » December 17, 2008, 11:52 pm

Jack "Paspaley" Spratt of ZZ top Fame ????

giver of pearls , receiver of none

Just another busy day at the Office for Jack.

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Re: Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Post by beer monkey » December 18, 2008, 12:04 am

"A great big hunk a spunk"...........as Kath would say. ;)

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Post by wazza » December 18, 2008, 12:28 am

Jack doning his PPE before he is off to donate a Pearl necklace. Jack was never keen to receive an PN thus the attention to his PPE.

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