Thought/s for the Day

Post by **AussieBoy** » May 25, 2007, 9:52 pm

Take time to sleep, when you sleep time goes by, any thing that goes will save you time

Post by **beer monkey** » May 25, 2007, 11:00 pm

Every Exit is an entrance to Somewhere.

Post by **Pakawala** » May 26, 2007, 12:55 am

Remember, depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Post by **Hages** » May 26, 2007, 8:28 am

DID YOU KNOW

Post by **Pakawala** » May 26, 2007, 11:10 am

Hage's, noting your last comment... do you also know that 47% of all statistics are made up on the spot?

Post by **jingjai** » May 26, 2007, 2:36 pm

As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.

Leonardo Da Vinci

Post by **beer monkey** » May 26, 2007, 8:21 pm

Life is a matter of passing the time enjoyably.There may be other things in life,but i've been too busy passing my time enjoyably to think very deeply about them.

Peter Cook. 1937-1995

Post by **Frankie 1** » May 26, 2007, 11:24 pm

When you change the way you look at things,
the things you look at change.

(Max Planck)

Post by **Laan Yaa Mo** » May 27, 2007, 3:56 am

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

And get the Thai/Lao girlfriend/wife to try this one:-

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck would chuck wood?

No wonder they think that farangs are from another universe, and add to that Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, and there is no hope for us to be taken seriously!

Post by **jingjai** » May 28, 2007, 5:59 pm

" I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it "

Gary

Post by **Pakawala** » May 28, 2007, 9:05 pm

I've learned that, no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.

and

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Post by **Thai_1_On** » May 28, 2007, 9:06 pm

What is the speed of dark?

Post by **Paul** » May 28, 2007, 9:46 pm

Thai_1_On wrote:What is the speed of dark?

You would have to turn the light on to measure it - surely ?

Post by **skipvice** » May 28, 2007, 10:32 pm

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what
happened?

Post by **Pakawala** » May 28, 2007, 10:46 pm

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you... all you can do is stalk them and hope they get scared and give in.

Post by **Seaserpent** » May 30, 2007, 4:23 am

I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together.
--George w. Bush

Post by **uncle tom** » May 30, 2007, 7:33 am

Too often religions talk of the rewards of heaven or the eternal pains of hell. Greed and fear are the two biggest obstacles to a spiritual way of life.

Anthony deMello, S.J.

Post by **Pakawala** » May 30, 2007, 9:03 am

This one is very important... it never fails:
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

and

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant... unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

and finally,

Never try to outstubborn a cat.

Post by **Pakawala** » May 30, 2007, 9:07 am

Oh yes, I almost forgot a very good one...

Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you're still better off than the worm.

Post by **jingjai** » May 30, 2007, 1:22 pm

Always put yourself in others' shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the other person, too.