Consolidated Joke Thread

[747man]

[747man]

[747man]

With the conditions being as awful as they are, I thought I'd visit my 90 year old neighbour and ask if she needed anything from the shop. Turns out she did, so I gave her my list too. There's no point in both of us going out in this weather!

[vidmaster]

There is a new anti-depressant for lesbians
It’s called “Tricoxagain”🧐

[747man]

Thought of the Day.....If you go to bed with an itchy bum you will wake up with a stinky finger!

[747man]

[747man]

555 !!

[dunroaming]

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Not funny warped sense of humour, many suffered at his hands

[747man]

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Not funny warped sense of humour, many suffered at his hands

Copied & Pasted...............Don't Blame Me,Blame the Original Maker of the GIF !!

[Sateeb]

A medical professor was lecturing his 1st year students about involuntary muscle contractions. To liven up the lesson he asked one of the female students, 'For example, do you know what your arsehole does while you are having an orgasm?'

She replies 'He's at Goodison watching Everton'.
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If a long condom goes on a long ***** and a short condom goes on a short *****. What goes on a thick *****?????

An Everton top!!!!!!!!

[747man]

A medical professor was lecturing his 1st year students about involuntary muscle contractions. To liven up the lesson he asked one of the female students, 'For example, do you know what your arsehole does while you are having an orgasm?'

She replies 'He's at Goodison watching Everton'.
..............................................................

If a long condom goes on a long ***** and a short condom goes on a short *****. What goes on a thick *****?????

An Everton top!!!!!!!!

555 !! Yer On Form Tonight Ain't Yer ?? Been on The Lao Khao.....

[vidmaster]

After the death of my wife, for nearly a decade I found it impossible to be with another woman.
But now that I am out of prison I can say it was truly worth it 🧐

[747man]

Ode to the Sea

We went down to the seaside
Fishing for some dabs
I met a boy beneath the pier
And all I caught was crabs

[stattointhailand]

I must go down to the sea again
To the wonderful sea and sky
I left my vest and pants there
I wonder if their dry

[vidmaster]

Jean and Joe go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and decide to order the chicken surprise
When it arrives the waiter leaves the pot in the middle of the table and as he leaves, the lid of the pot lifts up and a pair of eyes looks around and then the lid slams shut
Jean asks Joe did you see that, no he replies
So Jane asks Joe to look inside the pot. As he lifts the lid up, a pair of eyes looks around the room again
So Joe calls the waiter over and demands an explanation
The nervous waiter asks “what you order?”
Joe says the chicken surprise
The nervous waiter says “solly sir you got the wrong order, this is peeking duck”!🧐

[stattointhailand]

Think I have now seen that same joke on Udonmap more times than I have heard Hotel California played in Day & Night

[747man]

Think I have now seen that same joke on Udonmap more times than I have heard Hotel California played in Day & Night

Well I Did tell him a few weeks ago, NOT to give his Day Job Up,He just said it was Too late for that,He already had !!

[stattointhailand]

Problem is, his day job is in the recycling factory :-&

[747man]

[747man]