Consolidated Joke Thread
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Been watching an old Milton Jones gig
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I've got a mate who lives in Chester
He was surprised to learn that over 200 years ago all the men left and formed a new town at Man Chester
All the women saw this so they decided to leave ............. they are still packing
He was surprised to learn that over 200 years ago all the men left and formed a new town at Man Chester
All the women saw this so they decided to leave ............. they are still packing
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I was attacked by two men as I left Double-Entendre Anonymous last night, eventually I knocked one out and a policeman came
Age & treachery will always triumph over youth & ability
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Went to my first premature ejaculation class this morning but nobody was there ........ apparently it's tomorrow
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Nobody turned up at my new sarcasm class last night, which is strange coz I had dozens tell me they were gonna be there
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An RAF Group Captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Group Captain decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"
A Wing Commander chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work.
A Squadron Leader said it was 50-50%.
A Flight Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the Group Captain turned to the Corporal who was in charge of making the coffee.
What was his opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young Corporal responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
The Group Captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
God Bless the Other ranks.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Group Captain decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"
A Wing Commander chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work.
A Squadron Leader said it was 50-50%.
A Flight Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the Group Captain turned to the Corporal who was in charge of making the coffee.
What was his opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young Corporal responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
The Group Captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
God Bless the Other ranks.