A Little Humor by Pop-Pop's Net & Games

[Irish Alan]

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his throat to the crowd of drinkers.

He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."

The room is quiet, and no one takes up the Texan's offer.

One man even leaves.

Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses, drinking them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.

The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

The Irishman replies, "Oh, I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."

[Irish Alan]

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Big C when they collided.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little worried."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with long silky black hair, tan skin, huge brown eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing a tight white top and skin tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter - let's look for yours."

[Irish Alan]

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV IN DUBLIN to apply for a driver's license.

First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters:

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

"Can you read this?" the optician asked.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

[Irish Alan]

Guess your number!

http://www.quizyourprofile.com/guessyournumber.swf

[Benzman]

[donthani]

Men, please read this if you go to bars or clubs:

Guys, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a drug called "beer" that is essentially in liquid form.

The most effective varieties are being shipped in from other countries. "Beer" is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them.

The shocking statistic is that this "beer" is available virtually anywhere! All girls have to do is buy a beer or two for almost any guy and simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks. Please! Forward this to every man you know... There is safety in numbers...

[donthani]

Bad Domain Names

All of these are companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear - and be misread...

1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is
www.whorepresents.com/

2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange Advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com/

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net/

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com/

5. There's the Italian Power Generator company,
www.powergenitalia.com/

6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales,
www.molestationnursery.com/

7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there?s always
www.ipanywhere.com/

8. The First coming Methodist Church Web site is
www.cummingfirst.com/

9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site,
www.speedofart.com/

[Seaserpent]

[donthani]

[UdonExpat]

NEW CHEMICAL ELEMENT DISCOVERED
>
> The latest research in particle physics has led to the discovery of the
> heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium
> (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198
> assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
>
> These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
> surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
> Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected,
> because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact.
>
> Governmentium exhibits a quite rare physical capacity: being an
> anti-catalyst. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that
> would normally take less than a second to take from days to years to
> complete, perhaps even preventing the reaction entirely.

[aznyron]

when you keep a roll of toilet tissue/paper on the table if you have one
you sit on the floor and eat with your fingers

[JimboPSM]

Last night when I got home, my wife insisted I took her somewhere expensive.

So I took her to a petrol filling station

[donthani]

[Pakawala]

Hey Don, that's a GREAT idea. Just package it into a collapsible package that can be place easily into your car and you've got yourself a winner!!

[donthani]

Hey Don, that's a GREAT idea. Just package it into a collapsible package that can be place easily into your car and you've got yourself a winner!!
.

............. there it is.....50/50 "Pakawala"

[donthani]

........................................................................................................................................................................................................................... this is maybe what Elvis would look like today if he was still alive to day

[beer monkey]

Well the hair hasn't changed much.

[saint]

elvis isnt dead, hes working in a bar on patong beach.!!!!!!!!

[Irish Alan]

Could have sworn I seen him in the complex today - HELLO... If you are going grey, get over it. If you are 50 plus, having hair same as a Thai man is just too obvious. I have grey... I accept it. It is not a problem. 50+wrinkles and hair the same colour as your 25 year old Thai girlfriend. No! You are only fooling yourself.

Same with anybody that is balding on top and has hair in ponytail. It is only cool in your mind. Reality check: People laugh at you. Ok?

[donthani]

elvis isnt dead, hes working in a bar on patong beach.!!!!!!!!

udon 2007 it's true