Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

[noosard]

Friday weekly meeting of the minds was had as usual
The bird lovers were in attendance
Certain members failed to attend
with no excuse for the no show have been sin binned
Fishing was the topic of the day
all about the big one

[stattointhailand]

preparations underway for next UFES meet?

[Drunk Monkey]

SCONES and beef stew are the staple diet of UFES members washed down with Earl grey tea or orange squash.

Dm

[stattointhailand]

The worlds gone completely barmy ........... back in the day we drank beer in coffee mugs, now I suppose we drink Earl Grey from bloody beer glasses

Mummmmmmeeeeey, when will these nutters let us have our asylum back?

[papafarang]

Got some good subjects to be discussed this week ,climate change , the situation in Ethiopia and breast implants .

[Drunk Monkey]

Got some good subjects to be discussed this week ,climate change , the situation in Ethiopia and breast implants .

i shall bring mine along to todays meeting ... btw i dont have an Ethiopian or climate change but my new man boobs are looking smashing after i had the nipples re alined .

I have emailed Greta Thunberg to invite her join the UFES , her reply was very positive until i told her before her speech she had to make the sandwiches ,wash up and mop the floor wearing only a crown.

Back to the meeting today and the speaker is Dr Itchonmaielmit who will be talking about STDs and where best to get one ....though im guessing there may be a few experienced in this field in attendance.

All FULLY vaccinated welcome PF emporium Hansa club house , seats at 12 noon followed by club song and prayers and the welcoming of any new members with them offering a donation to the orphans.

** free mince pie for any member dressed in national Loy Krathong attire.

DM

[tamada]

Since tea drinking appears to be in the decline, do I need to bring my own Earl Grey?

Unilever sells PG Tips and Lipton tea for €4.5bn

Sales of tea have been declining in recent years as consumers increasingly opt for coffee and kombucha despite winning a pandemic boost as workers stocked up on tea bags to make their own brews at home.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/20 ... -ftse-100/

W T F is kombucha?

[rick]

Kombucha.....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kombucha

Had to google it as well, never heard of it.

[papafarang]

Kombucha.. same here WTF, instead of a nice cuppa , no thanks.

[Drunk Monkey]

The locals inc my missus love it ... may possibly be ok with a SCONE ... if low sugar super fruity scones are readily available in these times of covid and worldwide dried fruit shortages...due to Brexit no doubt according to Statto n Tamato.

Loy krathong vessel finished ....now just gotta work on some sins to cast away as at the moment im sinless.

DM

[tamada]

... Loy krathong vessel finished ....now just gotta work on some sins to cast away as at the moment im sinless.

DM

Have a w@nk.

Wash your hands.

See you at UFES.

Sorted

[Drunk Monkey]

... Loy krathong vessel finished ....now just gotta work on some sins to cast away as at the moment im sinless.

DM

Have a w@nk.

Wash your hands.

See you at UFES.

Sorted

Great advice .. done..

see you later Tammy .

[stattointhailand]

PG Tips & Liptons sold ..... Earl Grey at meetings ....
.

Be careful guys, it's another Brexit plan to get everyone drinking Sovereign tea

[papafarang]

Crowds getting larger every Friday , we actually had a real life FBI special agent attend yesterday. Of course the first question I had for him was did he work on the X files.

[Drunk Monkey]

indeed a smashing crowd for yesterdays meeting , not only did we sort out the current USA Southern border issues but we also voted through that from now on scones should be minimum 4cm thick and contain 3 varieties of fruit .. the speaker a local prominent STD doctor arrived and seem to know all the members already...except me .

i think my tea may have been laced with too much sugar as i took the dogs out and fell asleep on the waste land next door , some Thai fella woke me up to see if i was ok..

Livin the dream !!

[joepai]

Crowds getting larger every Friday , we actually had a real life FBI special agent attend yesterday. Of course the first question I had for him was did he work on the X files.

How can we sure he was FBI and not CIA?
https://aseannow.com/topic/1240171-cia- ... cil-chief/

[noosard]

Checked out FBI special agent Cunningham credentials, all above board

[joepai]

Checked out FBI special agent Cunningham credentials, all above board

Khaosan Road ?

[tamada]

An absolutely stellar gathering of some of Isaan's finest farang mental giants today at PF's.

A key moment, quite late in the proceedings was DM's sombre request for a show of hands from those present who were bereft of living parents. The unanimous results did indeed indicate a gathering of orphans.

Note that this impromptu 'vote' did not specifically request or even suggest if the collective hand-wavers ever knew their parents or who they were.

A motion has now been put forward that UFES be re-named as the Udonmap Orphans of the Flat Earth Society with the hope for a quick resolution before the bastards are any the wiser.

[stattointhailand]

That DM will do anything to get Charity (for those that don't know Charity is a pole dancer in Spankeys)