Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

[Drunk Monkey]

Er .. fook off i shaved all pubes off for charity n no buggar bought em

[Drunk Monkey]

Er .. fook off i shaved all pubes off for charity n no buggar bought em

[Drunk Monkey]

Er .. fook off i shaved all pubes off for charity n no buggar bought em

[Drunk Monkey]

Soory too pissed to removr posts55

[GT93]

That DM will do anything to get Charity (for those that don't know Charity is a pole dancer in Spankeys)

And a web cam girl on the posh Live Jasmin website.

[noosard]

Er .. fook off i shaved all pubes off for charity n no buggar bought em

Should have taken the wild life of em first

[Drunk Monkey]

indeed Tam n Noos .. a smashing afternoon of debate and serious discussion at the UOFES ..lots of different nationalities so my multi lingual Dutch Scottish and American skills came in handy .... mince n tatties hot pot was on offer as was the usual topic of planet earth ,the solar system and euthanasia for 80 year olds.
Great to se CJC retired FBI there to share more of his stories and shatter my belief that Silence of the Lambs wasnt a true story and Clarice Starling was indeed a fake... as is Santa according to one member.

Very true that all members in attendance were orphans ..

DM

[stattointhailand]

Theres a difference between "orphan" and "disowned"

[Drunk Monkey]

Notice to all members ..

Please ignore any club newsletters stating members attending must have shaved off all their pubic hair .. it turns out ilast week i fell for the " shave for the orphans charity" joke by club chairman and have been scratching n itching for several.days as well.as being rather chilly in that zone.

I shall get revenge .. but revenge its a ready meal best served cold as my old gran used to say.

Dm

[papafarang]

Notice to all members ..

Please ignore any club newsletters stating members attending must have shaved off all their pubic hair .. it turns out ilast week i fell for the " shave for the orphans charity" joke by club chairman and have been scratching n itching for several.days as well.as being rather chilly in that zone.

I shall get revenge .. but revenge its a ready meal best served cold as my old gran used to say.

Dm

the chinese printer guy got told "save" not "shave" .

[Drunk Monkey]

Notice to all members ..

Please ignore any club newsletters stating members attending must have shaved off all their pubic hair .. it turns out ilast week i fell for the " shave for the orphans charity" joke by club chairman and have been scratching n itching for several.days as well.as being rather chilly in that zone.

I shall get revenge .. but revenge its a ready meal best served cold as my old gran used to say.

Dm

the chinese printer guy got told "save" not "shave" .

Yes ..so i gather , alas i didnt get the memo pointing out the printing errror ..too late now ..

[Drunk Monkey]

Nothing to do with my recent close shave experience but i will not be in attendance tbis week at the UOFES .. getting all my pre xmas bizz stuff done so i can fully enjoy the festive period ... putting up.the tree , carol.concert , and must say im.looking forward to the Ufes rendition of the nativity stable scene ... alas being as it requires 3 wise men it may be tricky .... i am available but not sure who qualifies for other 2 ..

DM

[stattointhailand]

I heard tam still has a wisdom toof, but I dont think he's used it for a decade or two

[tamada]

I heard tam still has a wisdom toof, but I dont think he's used it for a decade or two

on his day off.jpg

How the hell did you get one of my birthday pics?

[papafarang]

Nothing to do with my recent close shave experience but i will not be in attendance tbis week at the UOFES .. getting all my pre xmas bizz stuff done so i can fully enjoy the festive period ... putting up.the tree , carol.concert , and must say im.looking forward to the Ufes rendition of the nativity stable scene ... alas being as it requires 3 wise men it may be tricky .... i am available but not sure who qualifies for other 2 ..

DM

three wise men , you got to be kidding. we have more like the 12 days of christmas. .. 12 heavy drinkers,11bottles of leo,10 bottles of chang , 9 visa dodgers,8 ladyboy lovers, 7 moaning ******* , 6 seppos...5 RUSTY RINGS, 4 dark skinned beauties ,3 strange dutch, 2 cheap charlies ...and a lone archa lover drinking by himself.

But anyway , i was thinking about a bit of carol singing. raise money for the poor people suffering from beer deficiency. the UFES could go on a pub crawl around town. get one of those advertising pick ups with monster speakers, park outside bars banging out "we wish you a merry Christmas" until they have a whip round to pay us to "F...OFF".

[tamada]

Nothing to do with my recent close shave experience but i will not be in attendance tbis week at the UOFES .. getting all my pre xmas bizz stuff done so i can fully enjoy the festive period ... putting up.the tree , carol.concert , and must say im.looking forward to the Ufes rendition of the nativity stable scene ... alas being as it requires 3 wise men it may be tricky .... i am available but not sure who qualifies for other 2 ..

DM

Oh? I heard the three wise men and the ox was already sorted and all we needed was the ass? We were counting on you.

PS: While you're down there, don't forget my myrrh, ok?

[papafarang]

sorry feeling a bit light headed. making more mince pie filling today. Brandy..i'm not sure how much goes in the filling and how much i need. feeling full of Christmas spirit . talking of which. have you seen the price of kalua, baileys. don't even get me going on the price of port.

[stattointhailand]

I heard tam still has a wisdom toof, but I dont think he's used it for a decade or two

on his day off.jpg

"How the hell did you get one of my birthday pics?"
You mustav been p*ssed ...... DM & I woz there

[Drunk Monkey]

sorry feeling a bit light headed. making more mince pie filling today. Brandy..i'm not sure how much goes in the filling and how much i need. feeling full of Christmas spirit . talking of which. have you seen the price of kalua, baileys. don't even get me going on the price of port.

Im.partial to a drop of port in the festive season ..alas not had a drop for years as out ov my budget.

DM

[timmy]

sorry feeling a bit light headed. making more mince pie filling today. Brandy..i'm not sure how much goes in the filling and how much i need. feeling full of Christmas spirit . talking of which. have you seen the price of kalua, baileys. don't even get me going on the price of port.

Im.partial to a drop of port in the festive season ..alas not had a drop for years as out ov my budget.

DM

mixing " lao khao " with " cough syrup " makes pretty good " PORT " top tip from exVIZ reader ....