Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

[noosard]

lol. this thread makes me laugh....

That is a conspiracy
laughter over a serious thread

[stattointhailand]

or

perhaps we are being serious on a comedy thread

[tamada]

the world is your oyster
so bound to be some pearls of wisdom from UFES
as it was raining kittens and puppies today

In retrospect. Mrs tam's youngest niece did tell me it was getting wet...

[papafarang]

we're very serious in the UFES. we listen to every new conspiracy theory and discuss the merits, then we laugh

[stattointhailand]

I hear that UFES have had a request to cancel the next meeting due to the fuel crisis

Some members are having trouble getting fuel ..... probably due to their short arms and long pockets

[Drunk Monkey]

I hear that UFES have had a request to cancel the next meeting due to the fuel crisis

Some members are having trouble getting fuel ..... probably due to their short arms and long pockets

Not sure where you get your info Statto but from what understand most members are "green earth fanatics"..and arrive on shanks pony , push bikes and last weeks meeting in an attempt to reduce his gas problem UKOO2 arrived by skateboard all the way from Nong Sung .

Im told this week there will be a Morris dancing exibition in the garden area followed by a chance for UFES members to join in...other fun activities include a cake stall , biggest local vegetable , tombola and catch the kitten competition.

All welcome as ever .. strict dress code still needs to be reminded ..no ear n nasal hair , socks n sandals and shirts must be free from egg stains and washed n pressed. (with sleeves)

DM

[tamada]

The only tree hugging these pontifical pissheads do is the one at the bottom of the steps at PF's to stop themselves falling into the gutter. Most epically fail at that as well.

Otherwise another astute representation of the UFES collective by the other 007.

[Drunk Monkey]

The only tree hugging these pontifical pissheads do is the one at the bottom of the steps at PF's to stop themselves falling into the gutter. Most epically fail at that as well.

Otherwise another astute representation of the UFES collective by the other 007.

Indeed i do recall member ZUL001 taking a tumble in the shrubbery .. blaming his medication and bottle bottom spectacles which lead to the squashing of his sausage eggs and tarts.

On a sad note this weeks speaker has had to cancel .. Khun Ohshit Watthafookwazthat the local Udon road planning safety expert was due to give a talk on rules of the road and staying safe when traveling ...alas whilst doing his make up in the rear view mirror he was involved in an RTA and is unable to attend suffering from whiplash injuries.

Im told the may pole will be erected today so bring your dancing shoes.

PF emporium Hansa clubhouse , seats at 12 noon , vaccine check , checking of attire , club prayers and song followed by opening discussions on the fuel shortage and the flavour of the new UFES sausage roll mix.

See you all there.

DM

[Giggle]

"Quit lying to people about naturally acquired immunity."

Moufy, anti-science blowhards making stupid medical policy in order to wedge their nose firmly into their bosses' posterior.

They're just not very smart.

[GT93]

Is there any truth to the rumour that Declan is going to give an unannounced 2 hour presentation on the Covid 19 pandemic and how best to deal with this minor inconvenience? If so, PF will be selling a truck load of Leo.

[Drunk Monkey]

Is there any truth to the rumour that Declan is going to give an unannounced 2 hour presentation on the Covid 19 pandemic and how best to deal with this minor inconvenience? If so, PF will be selling a truck load of Leo.

No

[papafarang]

Is there any truth to the rumour that Declan is going to give an unannounced 2 hour presentation on the Covid 19 pandemic and how best to deal with this minor inconvenience? If so, PF will be selling a truck load of Leo.

No

i'd rather watch a program about genital warts while sitting with my mum.

[GT93]

Great, I might yet become a Flat Earther. I'm still sitting on the fence.

[noosard]

Members are expected to know the truth
No fence sitters or each way bets

[GT93]

Easy. I'm out. The Earth isn't flat.

[papafarang]

Great, I might yet become a Flat Earther. I'm still sitting on the fence.

you do know they put up the fence to stop people falling off the edge.

[joepai]

Suggest adopt “Nunc est bibendum” as the UFES moto

[papafarang]

Suggest adopt “Nunc est bibendum” as the UFES moto

Very good

[Udon Map]

Moufy, anti-science blowhards making stupid medical policy in order to wedge their nose firmly into their bosses' posterior.

They're just not very smart.

The fact that you tend to agree with Rand Paul doesn't make everything he says true or accurate.

[stattointhailand]

Any UFES members being asked to resign after the Pandora Papers revelations?
Are Phuket/Samui classed as offshore?