Udon Flat Earth Society (UFES)

[Drunk Monkey]

With the FES membership numbers increasing rapidly and all now double vaxxed its about time for the club to

"come out the closet".

Follow this thread for updates and topics for up n coming meetings .. starting with the Udon Expat GURNING championships now confirmed to take place some time in the near future once the gurning collar arrives.
** (please note no entrants excepted from Grimsby , Stoke on Trent or Blackburn as it is deemed they have an unfair advantage)

Membership is free after passing a basic mental entrance test and learning both the secret handshake and club motto.

Watch this space.

DM .. FES gold member

[papafarang]

yes the UFES has members from all over the globe.

[tamada]

For those worried about the "basic mental entrance test", no need to worry since Dean has already automated this procedure.
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Mensa Meter

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BTW, do we get a t-shirt? Sort of like those bikey Badger chaps have?

Ta
tam

FES Founder Member

[noosard]

I see Boree wants to join

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[papafarang]

I see Boree wants to join
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yes he does talk a load of bollox

[Niggly]

The best leader in the UK since Thatcher

It only sounds like he’s talking bollox by the populace who don’t understand great running of a country fundamentals.

That should do it *snigger*

[papafarang]

The best leader in the UK since Thatcher

It only sounds like he’s talking bollox by the populace who don’t understand great running of a country fundamentals.

That should do it *snigger*

we'll invite him along then

[Drunk Monkey]

I like Tams UFES Tshirt idea .. nice original logo in the design process ..i know just the place to have some knocked up... motto n handsake need finalizing

Guest speakers .. tea n scone breaks.. sat in crcular jerk formation

Hello my names Jon and im.a flat earther

DM

[Drunk Monkey]

Im liking this design and colour ... on the reverse just a simple . U F E S

[tamada]

It has GOT to have the crossed-hypodermics badge of immunization conflict served on the left sleeve.

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The right sleeve (called such because it is NEVER wrong) needs to be full-length so that all the BOOSTER badges can be attached.

I don't much like the "army color" either. Maybe something in lilac like LUFC?

[noosard]

not have sleeves

[Drunk Monkey]

It has GOT to have the crossed-hypodermics badge of immunization conflict served on the left sleeve.

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The right sleeve (called such because it is NEVER wrong) needs to be full-length so that all the BOOSTER badges can be attached.

I don't much like the "army color" either. Maybe something in lilac like LUFC?

Im liking that Tam .. crossed shringes on one arm as we re all double vaxxed plus the other arm for the clubs achievement badges starting with finding the general hospital and obtaining a vac passport unaided.

The green colour was suggested by our ex special forces members .. lilac may attract the wrong elements .. no ex cozzers n shirt lifters allowed.

not have sleeves

Sorry all UFES shirts will have sleeves .. no sleeves .. singlet , vest and tank top types are persona non grata they lower the tone and say the most sensible things

DM

[papafarang]

ideas coming together nicely, i got the raffle tickets .everyone gets one and if your number comes out the hat you get to buy a round of beers. this is to prove there is such a thing as bad luck.

[noosard]

Just like the chang bottle top 9s we get you win

[papafarang]

Just like the chang bottle top 9s we get you win

correct

[noosard]

good no school slave child labour makes my jobs easy

[Drunk Monkey]

I recall one topic at last weeks UFES meeting was the current situation re school closures due to covid and the impending appocalyptic generation being created .. a senior member did suggest the kids whilst at home should learn life skills that will assist then in later life ..such as pealing potatoes , using a mop and lifting the toilet lid prior to urinating... obviously Mr Noosard has added another child torture to the mix ..... forcing a kid to wear his fathers boots.

Im sure there will be some enlightening topics on the minutes of meeting list for tomorrows meet up.

DM

[Niggly]

good no school slave child labour makes my jobs easy

Is this a service you hire out?

[noosard]

Now that is a possibility

[Niggly]

He looks capable of pushing a lawn mower too