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[RALPHCUSENS]

Hey westerby,

Are you trying for the most forum entries in one day? 26 today, up till now. =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

[westerby]

Yeah, you're right. I'll turn off the PC and go for a run.


Don't talk about me while I'm out - I'm very insecure.

[beer monkey]

'Lightning Fingers Westerby'...but not always fastest finger first.

[westerby]

Nice Chopper...

[JimboPSM]

I'm sure some forum members will remember this one:

[mortiboy]

Wait till you try my "SPECIAL PICKLED ONIONS!
Youll run then alright ! To nearest "rest room" ( see home cooking)

I'll turn off the PC and go for a run.

[saint]

im hoping he does a forrest gump, and keeps running for a couple of years,

[stattointhailand]

91 ..... 95 ...... diesel ....... LPG ...... MORTIES PICKLED ONIONS......... the new fuel of the future. Need to do something about the exhaust problems though

[westerby]

im hoping he does a forrest gump, and keeps running for a couple of years,

I'll give you call when I get over for my holidays and we can go running together - naked

(You know you want to)

Hang on, I'll ask the RSM.

SGT MAJOR CUSENS, SIR. PERMISSION TO CARRY OUT MY COMBAT FITNESS TEST NAKED - SAVE FOR MY WEBBING, RIFLE AND AMMUNITION!

PERMISSION TO PINCH THE SAINT'S BOTTOM WHEN HE DOESN'T RUN QUICK ENOUGH!

[saint]

thrush, i came to thailand to get away from irritating little c~nts like you. however by all means give me a call when you can afford to come for a holiday. that way i can avoid you. i have a very low idiot tolerance level and as i think you are indeed the mother of all idiots, for your own safety my avoidance of you would be for the best. if you dont understand this post, get a grown up to explain it to you !!!!

[RALPHCUSENS]

im hoping he does a forrest gump, and keeps running for a couple of years,

I'll give you call when I get over for my holidays and we can go running together - naked

(You know you want to)

Hang on, I'll ask the RSM.

SGT MAJOR CUSENS, SIR. PERMISSION TO CARRY OUT MY COMBAT FITNESS TEST NAKED - SAVE FOR MY WEBBING, RIFLE AND AMMUNITION!

PERMISSION TO PINCH THE SAINT'S BOTTOM WHEN HE DOESN'T RUN QUICK ENOUGH!

Westerby,

Whatever turns you on, sounds like you would be happier going for a run with mr Tong though!!!!!!!!

[westerby]

thrush, i came to thailand to get away from irritating little c~nts like you. however by all means give me a call when you can afford to come for a holiday. that way i can avoid you. i have a very low idiot tolerance level and as i think you are indeed the mother of all idiots, for your own safety my avoidance of you would be for the best. if you dont understand this post, get a grown up to explain it to you !!!!

So you don't like running then?

[westerby]

Westerby,

Whatever turns you on, sounds like you would be happier going for a run with mr Tong though!!!!!!!!

Thank you, Sir. Sounds like old Mr. Tong is a bit of a racing snake!

[mortiboy]

Why dont they erect a bronze statue of Saint and westerby arms in arms,singing "All good friends and jolly good company!( I think they have a love-hate relationship)

[westerby]

Why dont they erect a bronze statue of Saint and westerby arms in arms,singing "All good friends and jolly good company!( I think they have a love-hate relationship)

Ha! Toptastic proposal, Mr. Mortiboy!

Yes, I love the Saint and he hates me - what larks!

I think the statues should fart out "All good friends and jolly good company". That would stop the pidgeons from crappin' on us.

Of course, the statues should be naked from the bottom down

[beer monkey]

Why dont they erect a bronze statue of Saint and westerby

Yes, I love the Saint and he hates me - what larks!

I think the statues should fart out "All good friends and jolly good company". That would stop the pidgeons from crappin' on us.

Of course, the statues should be naked from the bottom down

Could get Mr Tong to do the 'un-vailing ceremony'......

[westerby]

Could get Mr Tong to do the 'un-vailing ceremony'......

I know where you're going with that one!

Do you think they'd let us put the statues up outside his new bar?

Maybe Mr. Mortiboy could have a stall beside it selling pickled oniongs and HP sauce to Fruity Farangs...

[beer monkey]

Could get Mr Tong to do the 'un-vailing ceremony'......

I know where you're going with that one!

Do you think they'd let us put the statues up outside his new bar?

Maybe Mr. Mortiboy could have a stall beside it selling pickled oniongs and HP sauce to Fruity Farangs...

He would need a work permit though.

Could just go a Bacon(crispy) Sandwich with HP sauce and sliced up pickled oniongs...a mouth watering moment.

[saint]

i must apologise thrush if Ive led you to believe that i hate you , that is not the case at all. you see hate is a very strong emotion , so much so that i would never waste it on a pathetic individual like yourself , no i think pity would be the word i would use. oh, i apologise again if i have shattered another delusion you have about yourself.

[beer monkey]

Just looking through some TV listings for the Mrs and spotted this new show, sounds like a laugh, there seem to be 4 shows per day and a Special later on in the evening.




For Wednesday 3/6/08 as follows...

04:00-04:45 เช้าวันใหม่

04:45-05:55 ชีวิตชีวา เดลี่

04:55-05:20 Wake up with Saint + Westerby.Start your day the Saint + Westerby Way

05:20-05:50 ทันโลกกีฬา

05:50-06:15 ช่วยคิด ช่วยทำ

06:15-08:45 เรื่องเล่าเช้านี้

08:45-09:45 ผู้หญิงถึงผู้หญิง

09:45-10:25 The Saint + Westerby Show, Coffee,sanuk and frolicks with our two hero's.

10:25-10:50 ก่อนบ่ายคลายเครียด

10:50-11:00 ุบางกอกกระซิบ

11:00-11:30 โต๊ะข่าวบันเทิง

11:30-11:35 ตรงจุดเกิดเหต

13:00-13:30 มาสเตอร์คีย์ คู่หูคู่เพลง / 180 วินาทีข่าว

13:30-14:30 ตำนานรักดอกเหมย กึมซุน ลุ้นหัวใจให้รักเธอ / 180 วินาที

14:30-15:00 สีสันบันเทิงสด / 180 วินาทีข่าว

15:30-16:00 ละคร อุ้มรัก

16:00-16:25 โอมเพี้ยง

16:25-16:30 สตาร์สปอร์ต

16:30-18:00 The Saint + Westerby show.current events with S + W, at 17:55 a 4 minute cooking slot with Mortiboy..This weeks slot...How to make your own HP sauce

18:15-18:45 นาจา เทพจอมอิทธิฤทธิ์

18:45-19:15 ละคร สุดแต่ใจจะไขว่คว้า

19:15-19:45 ถ้าคุณแน่อย่าแพ้ ป.4

19:45-20:00 การ์ตูน ท้าวแสนปม / อิงลิชมินิท

20:00-20:30 ข่าว 20.00 น. / เก็บตก / สีสันบันเทิง

20:30-22:30 ละคร บาดาลใจ

22:30-23:30 The Saint + Westerby show.A daily look at life in general

23:30-24:00 ชอตเด็ด คนดัง

24:00-24:30 STAR SPECIAL / ของฝากนักกอล์ฟ(The Saint + westerby Show LIVE)Inc indepth profiles of these 2,plus a round-up of the days events, with a few funnies thrown in,with SPECIAL guests,repeated daily.


00:30-01:15 ข่าววันใหม่

01:15-01:45 ตระเวนข่าว

01:45-02:15 ภ.เกาหลี ทาสหัวใจกฎหมายรัก


02:45-03:30 ภ.จีน ซ่อนรัก ซ่อนหัวใจ

03:30-04:00 รอบทิศทั่วไทย / เพลงเฉลิมพระเกียรติ "พ่อแห่งแผ่น