COVID-19/Corona Virus HUMOR??
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Good morning Udon, Happy Tuesday!
The forest was shrinking daily but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.
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I like this one
The forest was shrinking daily but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.
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More.
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The best I’ve seen so far
The forest was shrinking daily but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.
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Another blinder
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A few of these seem to have escaped from the Consolidated Jokes thread:
http://www.udonmap.com/udonthaniforum/v ... 12&t=47820
http://www.udonmap.com/udonthaniforum/v ... 12&t=47820
Re: COVID-19/Corona Virus HUMOR??
ME: (yelling through the front door) "Thanks for the delivery, just leave the bags there and I'll grab them once you've gone"
WIFE: "Just let me in the fuc8ing house you fat c*nt"
That's true love that is
WIFE: "Just let me in the fuc8ing house you fat c*nt"
That's true love that is
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My kind of mask
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Morning Udon, stay safe.
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Happy Wednesday
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This lady has the same problem as DM, just cut out the knitting Jon!
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Dont me started on one of my passions in life Vince ... the last person who got between me and my knitting ..vincemunday wrote: ↑April 1, 2020, 4:06 pmThis lady has the same problem as DM, just cut out the knitting Jon!
DIDNT GET THE NEW SCARF id just finished...
common fact knitting is very relaxing .. and less strenuous than gardening and masturbation.
DM
Claret n Blue all way thru .. Up the Iron
L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!
L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!
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I have a full set of imported needles from size 0001 thru to 17 .. the ones i knit the most with are 5-7 size for sweaters n scarfs ..recently in the cool season knitted a pair of underpants for my dog using 1 to 3 size needles so as not to heavy and dense therefore dint chaff his balls... as he grew out of them i used them as a hat.
Hope that helps
DM
Claret n Blue all way thru .. Up the Iron
L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!
L2 Season 19/20 Codheads 0 Scunny 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qrsItFUug
8 minutes is the point of lift off !!!!!!!
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My all time favourite nonsense for brains
The forest was shrinking daily but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.