COVID-19/Corona Virus HUMOR??
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What a beauty she was.
The forest was shrinking daily but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.
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Just a thought, will all the prisoners with "ankle bracelets" currently serving sentences under house arrest have extra days added to their sentence to make up for the fact they cant leave home anyway so are not serving any sentence?
Social distancing in India cannot work ......... if everyone has to stay at home in Bombay there will be an average occupation of 62 in virtually every 2 up 2 down in town
Social distancing in India cannot work ......... if everyone has to stay at home in Bombay there will be an average occupation of 62 in virtually every 2 up 2 down in town
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A couple more.
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Good morning Udon, Happy Friday!
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Nasty....
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Good news chaps .......... footie replacement progs are an hour earlier from Sunday
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Good morning Udon! Happy Saturday.
Stats you should hang around with DM a bit more, he’ll teach you what HUMOUR means.
Stats you should hang around with DM a bit more, he’ll teach you what HUMOUR means.
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A couple more
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Footy laughs
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It’s definitely the Tower for me...
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Morning Udon, Happy Sunday!
The forest was shrinking daily but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.
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Seriously though
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THWAAAAACKKKK! POWWWWW!
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So true
The forest was shrinking daily but the trees kept voting for the axe as its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.
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Here is a recent COVID government policy that is ludicrous, if not humorous.
"KOKOMO, Ind. (WISH) — The Howard County commissioners on Friday approved a ban on the sale of nonessential goods from stores remaining open because they were deemed essential during the worldwide COVID-19 pandemic.
The commissioners’ order says the sale of nonessential goods at essential stores was “not fair” to the businesses selling only nonessential goods that have closed in compliance with the county’s public health emergency ordinance.
The ban will begin at noon Saturday, the order says. Signs in the stores must notify shoppers of the ban.
The nonessential goods include jewelry, furniture, home and lawn decor, toys/games, carpet/rugs/flooring, nonemergency appliances, music/books/magazines, craft and art supplies, paint, and entertainment electronics."
"KOKOMO, Ind. (WISH) — The Howard County commissioners on Friday approved a ban on the sale of nonessential goods from stores remaining open because they were deemed essential during the worldwide COVID-19 pandemic.
The commissioners’ order says the sale of nonessential goods at essential stores was “not fair” to the businesses selling only nonessential goods that have closed in compliance with the county’s public health emergency ordinance.
The ban will begin at noon Saturday, the order says. Signs in the stores must notify shoppers of the ban.
The nonessential goods include jewelry, furniture, home and lawn decor, toys/games, carpet/rugs/flooring, nonemergency appliances, music/books/magazines, craft and art supplies, paint, and entertainment electronics."