Relationship with Udon Thani Guy

Post by **pienmash** » August 19, 2011, 11:58 am

Agree 100% Jack , a mix of informative threads however jaw droppingly boring some can be ... add to a great forum , as well as humour , debate and my favourite business promoting THO I HAVE TRIED NOT TO DO THIS TOO MUCH RECENTLY as some picked on me and i was so upset i lost the plot n strangled my pet rabbit in a rage.. You hit the nail on the head sir a good mix is key IMO (FOR WOT ITS WORTH.)

One negative thing that does make a perfect cure for the insomiac are the visa/immo threads , i know the ules change way to musg ref this but so many repeated topics. A minor detail .

KD, I dont see that her howing up made me look a tw*t at all , and who exactly are "us all" . I would never post any thing that put me in a positon to be caught out in any way especialy like this , im fortunate i have a cracking missus who loves me and my sense of humour (and strangeness) to bits never no bother if i go out get bladdered and JOKE about the Lao lasses round the corner .

Again was and is a cracking thread , loads of people inc customers have enjoyed the banter andi i feel not one jott of embarassment or guilt .

Mash.

Post by **KHONDAHM** » August 19, 2011, 2:10 pm

Peace and blessings be upon you.

Post by **chanchop** » August 19, 2011, 2:59 pm

KHONDAHM wrote:Peace and blessings be upon you.

Hiya all! I'm finally back in the hotel with Internet! Was dying to log on and read again...everyone made the thread an interesting read, it's like a choose your own adventure excepts it's real. Enjoyed heading down to CC, the food is great and the company was smoking! Highlight of my day till bf came to pick me at night... Haven't managed to sleep till now, bf's a strange one, blasting music and trying to sleep at the same time, must be a habit he just formed in my one month absence. Would love to meet up later, will probably try to catch a little sleep first.

Here's an interesting thought...with squatting toilets with no flush and no toilet tissue, how does one take a dump? What do they do to clean up after? I made my bf take me back to the hotel because I couldn't figure that puzzle out at his house...for ladies, it is hard to decide which way to face while peeing as well ( excuse the toilet humour ) without peeing all over the place. Needless to say, I haven't been on a squatting toilet since the last time I came to Udon, am a little rusty from lack of practice.

Mash, will call you when I wake later, can't wait to meet you and dow again! Am still enjoying my stilton, one piece at a time! Tastes great with sweet mango, couldn't find grapes at the market nearby.

Post by **pienmash** » August 19, 2011, 4:02 pm

Squatting bogs are a total no brainer ..... i got so fed up of them when i lived out in the sticks i just gave up and logged of in my pants and cleaned up later when i got home from the pub .

" Take a dump " spoken like a true Scunthonian .

Shop closes at 5 .30 ish and got a few things to do straight after shud be done by 7 pm , give me a ring hen u wake or get off the nest , nowt fancy just some food somewhere , like i said you are welcome to join Dao n i if you want ............ oh one other thing...... as its Friday i will be wearing a dress as i always go tranny on Fridays , a nice flowery low cut top with a mini skirt tonight , just letting you know so we dont wear the same n clash .

Mash

Post by **trubrit** » August 19, 2011, 4:12 pm

Taking a dump?

toilet.jpg

You use the little pink(For ladies) bowl, firstly to wash your own nether region, then to throw water, with a quick movement, on the residue . If you complete this process correctly you should have a clean bum and the residue should have disappeared.Maybe if Mash is wearing a dress tonight he may demonstrate for you .

Post by **pienmash** » August 19, 2011, 4:52 pm

Is that your bog at home TB ?? hahaha , seriously us fellas of the larger size find it almost impossible to use one of these things , i had to strip totally naked and i still could get my sat nav sorted in time to hit the pan ,,,,, this is the year 2011 the only places hese shud be still found are prisons , pakkistani police stations and Scotish football staaiums. oh yeah and all Walmar stores ......... imagine a gaint ###### trying to use one of them , would make a cracking clip for uve been framed.

mash .......... likes dogs n snoggs................ but not squotter bogs

Post by **leehut** » August 19, 2011, 5:09 pm

I'm always impressed when when you see footprints on the seat of a western style bog.

Post by **Astana** » August 19, 2011, 5:56 pm

Some people ur'll do anything for PORK PIE!

Post by **merchant seaman** » August 19, 2011, 6:00 pm

Only if it comes with pickled onions. By the why what has happened to freedom of the press? Some threads offend 1 or 2 and we delete it from the forum? HOGWASH!!!

Post by **pienmash** » August 19, 2011, 6:08 pm

Astana wrote:Some people ur'll do anything for PORK PIE!

My pork pies will never be the reason for a thread to be deleted , far too tasty , i had a fella walk 30 kms from his home to the shop with his boots filled with broken glass ............. JUST to buy a pp all becos of CC photo on this thread yesterday , hope ur feet are ok Astansa ? how was the pie worth it ?

mash

Post by **Astana** » August 19, 2011, 6:25 pm

Think nothing of it Mash some of us come for a pork pie and leave with half the shop just for the pleasure of walking home with glass in me boots!

The pies were great and so was the pickled onions, picadilli and branston all washed down with the olde English cider makes the trek bearable.

Hope everything goes OK CC

Post by **merchant seaman** » August 19, 2011, 6:27 pm

Walked 30kms??? He must have been lost and looking for some jimmy deans sausage.

Post by **merchant seaman** » August 19, 2011, 6:29 pm

Branston???? Guess you never had a claussen's Now there is a pickle!!!!

Post by **Kevro** » August 19, 2011, 6:34 pm

pienmash wrote:Is that your bog at home TB ?? hahaha , seriously us fellas of the larger size find it almost impossible to use one of these things , i had to strip totally naked and i still could get my sat nav sorted in time to hit the pan ,,,,, this is the year 2011 the only places hese shud be still found are prisons , pakkistani police stations and Scotish football staaiums. oh yeah and all Walmar stores ......... imagine a gaint ###### trying to use one of them , would make a cracking clip for uve been framed.

mash .......... likes dogs n snoggs................ but not squotter bogs

Going back a few years when travelling through Europe I found the squat dunnies in Paris next to the Arc De Triumphe, In Italy near the Leaning Tower of Pisa and a magnificent Greek Island which I cannot recall.

None in Oz I suspect.

Kevro

Post by **Kevro** » August 19, 2011, 6:36 pm

I should mention that it was in 1987.

Kevro

Post by **merchant seaman** » August 19, 2011, 6:40 pm

You know that little spray nozzle we all use to wash our arse with?? Best invention ever!! Had the pumpman install one in my cabin on the ship? Really great if you have hemmroids. Wouldn't you agree Mash?

Post by **Astana** » August 19, 2011, 6:43 pm

merchant seaman wrote:Branston???? Guess you never had a claussen's Now there is a pickle!!!!

I agree seaman disgusting that Mash doesn't have claussen's pickle

Post by **merchant seaman** » August 19, 2011, 6:47 pm

Well he got Jimmy Deans for us maybe he can get Claussen's? I doubt it though as they must be keeped under refridgeration. A good kosher dill would do though would'nt it?

Post by **Astana** » August 19, 2011, 7:04 pm

Don't let on but I think mash likes a good ole kosher dill on the side along with a portion of pie! He may surplise us wit a good hot dog.

Post by **merchant seaman** » August 19, 2011, 7:30 pm

CP has a good hot dog, on the package says american style get them out at Tesco,s in NaDee