Monkeypox declared a global emergency

[Whistler]

ffs, yes thats correct and 98% of the cases so far are with active gay couples.

OK, chaps, no buggery until all of this is sorted out. Yes, Dezzer, I'm talking to you.

Is that for tops and bottoms? How about katoys? Please be specific.

[tamada]

ffs, yes thats correct and 98% of the cases so far are with active gay couples.

OK, chaps, no buggery until all of this is sorted out. Yes, Dezzer, I'm talking to you.

Is that for tops and bottoms? How about katoys? Please be specific.

You're supposed to append "Asking for a friend", no?

[Earnest]

I'm afraid you must tell your friends that the buggery ban applies to gents cottagers, givers, receivers, relievers, felchers and frock wearers.

[Drunk Monkey]

just catching up with this monkey pox issue as it has been mentioned in the MOPH i use in Onut Bkk ..

I aint no statts freak or mathematician but you must assume at the very high number of 98% of cases being linked to (and i will put this in the most sensitive way i can and not stray in to being policticaly incorrect thus causing a fence )..gays , homos, fudge packers and arse bandits that there must be a link ..OR AM I MISSING SOMETHING . I have also made the personal decision to cease entering any slap n tickle with lady boys and have stopped attending the local WI , baking and needle craft club forthwith.

I advise members (Tam in particular) to think twice before entering into any "fluid exchange" situations , i much safer option is to stay home and enjoy Wharburtons toasted crumpets with Lurpak butter as indeed i have.

As ever above only as info as seriously if the MOPH are now getting involved enough to send out warnings this MP thing could get out of hand.

DM.. back into the shadows

[tamada]

The key vectors for MP transmission are close physical contact, aerosols (breathing infected person's exhalations), tonsil tickling and/or mugging with an infected person or someone who has had physical contact with an infected person or their clothing.

There's no evidence that messing with another person's chocolate starfish and the hot, sticky man yogurt that eventuates is a vector. Therefore you can carry on perforating and splooging but just avoid any foreplay. After all, do kiwis kiss their sheep?

I'm jealous. Crumpets are bloody expensive in Singapore, toasted or au naturel.

PS. The 'rural' will miss you.

[Doodoo]

"Myth: Monkeypox can only be spread by homosexual men

Fact: Anyone who has been in close contact with someone who has monkeypox is at risk, according to the CDC.

While reported cases have involved men who have sex with men, monkeypox is not exclusive to homosexual men.

According to the CDC, monkeypox is not considered a sexually transmitted disease, although it can spread during intimate physical contact between people.

Monkeypox can spread when a person comes into contact with the virus from an infected animal, infected person, or materials contaminated with the virus, per the CDC. The virus can also cross the placenta from the mother to her fetus."

https://www.yahoo.com/news/5-monkeypox- ... 41710.html

[Earnest]

I'm warning you, DooDoo, no sodomy.

[Drunk Monkey]

Today feeling unwell i dropped in to the local clinic and asked for a monkey pox check up , i enquired if anal sex is a problem but the doctor refused ...also i asked if one can get it from i toilet seat ?? ... the doc replied yes .... from now on im placing thick quilted tissue on the bog seat to avoid catching it.. im not agile enough for a Thai squat n fire but paranoid my sausage helmut touching the toilet basin especially in PTT service stations.. any tips to get around this issue??

Thanks in advance for any advice.

DM.. back in the wheely bin

[thewatchman]

you could always dig these out your wardrobe the extra few inches would make all the difference when using the thai squat toilet

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[tamada]

Or he can take a slash in the shrubbery behind the Amazon coffee shops like the other horse-hung guys do.

[pipoz4444]

All I can say is old Tedros was pretty quick of the mark with this one, a lot quicker than with Covid

One can only deduce that, a 30kg Suitcase filled with Yuan Renminbi does not have the same purchasing power a 30kg suitcase of Congolese Francs or Central African Francs and that the later is harder to exchange/convert into Swiss Francs at lunchtime.

pipoz4444