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[beer monkey]

Boy Of 13 Becomes a Dad...

The Sun UK.

BOY dad Alfie Patten yesterday admitted he does not know how much nappies cost — but said: “I think it’s a lot.”

Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.

He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant.


The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: “I thought it would be good to have a baby.

“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”



Alfie, who is just 4ft tall, added: “When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble. We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react.

“I didn’t know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it.”

Alfie’s dad Dennis told how the lad does not really understand the enormity of his situation — but seemed desperate to be a devoted and responsible father.
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He wanted to be the first to hold Maisie after the hospital birth. He tenderly kisses the baby and gives her a bottle.

And Dennis, 45, said: “He could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his Playstation. But he has been at the hospital every day.”

Maisie was conceived after Chantelle and Alfie — just 12 at the time — had a single night of unprotected sex.

They found out about the baby when Chantelle was 12 weeks pregnant.

But they kept it a secret until six weeks later when Chantelle’s mum Penny, 38, became suspicious about her weight gain and confronted her.

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[Galee]

They are living with Penny, Chantelle’s jobless dad Steve, 43, and her five brothers in a rented council house in Eastbourne.

Standards are slipping since I left.

[BobHelm]

I think you got out in time Galee, these fine upstanding citizens could have been your neighbours....

[old-timer]

Monster Witch Confesses Chopping Womans Kandahar

Musa Bogere, the dog meat monger and prime suspect in the murder and mutilation of people in and around Kampala city died on Monday evening in police custody but after making an astonishing confession on how he scooped out a woman's clitoris and tongue.
Bogere, who was a resident of Bwaise a Kampala suburb was saved by the police from being lynched by the mob that accused him of being responsible for the mutilated body parts of a woman that were found in a pit latrine near his home. He later died of his wounds on arrival at Mulago hospital according to police spokesperson Judith Nabakooba.
A police source said that before he died, Bogere had made a shocking confession in which he claimed that he together with three accomplices cut off the woman's clitoris and tongue that were to be used in a get-rich quick ritual for some businessmen in Kampala.
In part of his confession, the monstrous Witchdoctor told the angry residents and Cops that he and other three people last week went to Bweyogerere in search of a beautiful woman with a huge clitoris which he claimed, could be used to chase poverty from his clients. He named one of his accomplices as Mohamed Ddumba ‘Black’ aka Isma Black.
The weak and dying Bogere, who could hardly recall the slain woman’s name, said they went to Bweyogerere where one of them knew some prostitutes, generally believed to take extra care of their twin towers and that they plowed carefully before making their pick.

[beer monkey]

'Alfie' and 'Chantelle'....How long before the 'happy' family go separate ways i wonder....going to be odd when little alfie takes his daughter to pre-school in few years time.
a few moments of excitement and look what Alfies gone and did...

[westerby]

Boy Of 13 Becomes a Dad...

I think his Dad is right - the little fella doesn't understand the enormity of it yet. I hope it all goes well for them and they get all the help available.

[beer monkey]

He needed no help at the time.

[westerby]

He needed no help at the time.

I know but you're hardly responsible at 12 are you and it's pointless writing off someone's life because they made a mistake like this as a young fella.

[beer monkey]

I know but you're hardly responsible at 12 are you

Maybe not ..well you would like to think so or thats what it used to be like, but youngsters nowadays think they are, they are man enough to be carrying a knife and will use it Man enough to nick a car and joy ride then kill someone..smoke weed, go on the rob etc etc....'Responsible at 12'..???..but that is where loving parents come in, and even the school...don't they teech Sex Ed anymore...i remember it well ,some hairy bloke Tubbing a woman, and drawings of a Penis, Testickles and a Vagina

Maisie was conceived after Chantelle and Alfie — just 12 at the time — had a single night of unprotected sex.

yeahhhhhh right-o...funny how when these storys come to light they only ever 'done it' once.....horny little devils.

[westerby]

I know but you're hardly responsible at 12 are you

don't they teech Sex Ed anymore...i remember it well ,some hairy bloke Tubbing a woman, and drawings of a Penis, Testickles and a Vagina

And that was just the graffiti in the Boys toilets....why is it school boys are so good at drawing a lady's giblets?

[beer monkey]

It must be something built in from conception, even to this day i still do doodling of naughty bits occasionally....do you ever stop i wonder how about when you reach 50 or 60 would you still be drawing rude bits...especially ladys boobies.

[westerby]

It must be something built in from conception, even to this day i still do doodling of naughty bits occasionally....do you ever stop i wonder how about when you reach 50 or 60 would you still be drawing rude bits...especially ladys boobies.

I do doodles of helicopters - I'd better go back and chat with my Doctor.

[747man]

What did " Little Alfie " think he was doing when he put his " Willy " in to Chantelles " Thingy " ?? Stirring her Fu**ing Coffee !!

[laphanphon]

hard to make this stuff up

India to launch cow urine as soft drink

"Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too," he told The Times from his headquarters in Hardwar, one of four holy cities on the River Ganges. "Its USP will be that it's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins."

The drink is the latest attempt by the RSS – which was founded in 1925 and now claims eight million members – to cleanse India of foreign influence and promote its ideology of Hindutva, or Hindu-ness.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_a ... 707554.ece

[Aardvark]

Poor Chantelle, now she has two little kiddies to look after with her dole money or should I say, Tax payers money By the way BM, your avatar, I hope thats not your mother in law did you forget the old rule of look at the Mother before you marry the daughter

[beer monkey]

I didn't forget 'The Rule'...i just didn't take any notice at the time... .
And that Cow P!ss soft drink...suppose they might as well use water from the Ganges when they are making it ...what harm can it do.

[JimboPSM]

From a volume manufacturing perspective it must be far more efficient to use cows rather than the gnats that some breweries use

[BobHelm]

Ah, maximise profits, is that is why it is called Chang in Thailand???

[beer monkey]

Very good Gentleman.

[Irish Alan]

Teenager Alfie Patten may not been a father at 13 after all, amid allegations that the mother has had several other sexual partners, it has been reported.

The case of Alfie - who was just 12 when the baby was conceived - has already provoked a fierce political debate over the high rate of teenage pregnancies in the UK and the sexualisation of children.

But two other teenagers believe they may have fathered six-day old Maisie, whose mother Chantelle Steadman is herself just 15.

Richard Goodsell, 16, told a Sunday paper that he also shared a bed with the teenager at her home in Eastbourne, East Sussex, at around the time she became pregnant.

Richard, a trainee chef, said: "I know I could be the father. Everyone thinks I am. My friends all tell me that the baby has my eyes - even my mum thinks so.

"Even Chantelle's mum asked me if I was the father."

He added: "If I am the father, I have the right to know."

Richard, who told the paper he slept with Chantelle with the consent of her parents and without using any contraception, said he plans to demand a DNA test is carried out to find out the truth.

Chantelle lives with her mother, Penny, and father, Steve, in a council house on the Old Town estate.

Tyler Barker, 14, also told the paper he could have fathered Maisie, born at the Eastbourne District General Hospital last week.

He said he slept with Chantelle around nine months ago, again in her own bed.

Both boys and their parents are reported to have made sworn statements in front of a solicitor detailing their encounters with Chantelle.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090215/tuk ... a1618.html