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Post by beer monkey » April 16, 2009, 9:14 pm

Thailand.


Boy Gets 'Climbing' Perch Stuck up His Rectum...

PHUKET: Doctors in Pichit Hospital were presented with a medical conundrum on March 25, when an eight-year-old boy was brought in with a climbing perch stuck up his bottom.

The boy, whose name was given in media reports but is omitted here, was carried into the hospital by his 60-year-old grandmother.

The boy told doctors that on the way home from school he and some friends saw a great number of climbing perch splashing in the mud of a drying-out pond.

Seizing the rare opportunity, the boys stripped off and jumped in to catch the fish.

As the boy was grabbing perch, he felt something push into his bottom. Using his hands to feel what was causing the odd sensation, he felt the tail fins of a wriggling fish sticking out his anus. Before he could do anything, however, the little fish lived up to its name and climbed all the way into his bottom.

The boy shouted for his friends to go and get help and his grandmother, who rushed him to hospital.

At the hospital doctors X-rayed Sonanan, who was in considerable pain from the sharp spines and fins of the little fish that was still thrashing around inside him.

On the X-ray, doctors saw a fish between two and three centimetres long lodged in the entrance to his lower intestine.

Led by Deputy Hospital Director Dr Suchat Thepharak, a team of three doctors held a brainstorming session to decide how to proceed with the delicate removal operation, which was much complicated by the sharp spines of climbing perch.

With the perch facing forward, extracting it tail first would risk the spines or fins puncturing the boy’s intestinal wall. The situation was further exacerbated by the fact that the hardy little fish continued unabated its wriggling struggle for existence.

A frantic search for research papers on similar cases proved fruitless: this was apparently the first case of a climbing perch climbing up someone’s rectum ever recorded in Thailand – and possibly the world.

Doctors first considered pumping anaesthetic gas up the boy’s bottom to knock out the fish, making its retrieval easier. After this plan was dismissed for safety reasons, Dr Bussakon Wangphayon suggested injecting the fish with anaesthetic by sticking a needle up the boy’s rectum, then extracting the spiny intruder with forceps.

If this plan failed, open surgery would be the only remaining option, the doctors concluded.

Decided to go ahead with the injection, the doctors managed to knock the fish out. Then, in a delicate two-hour procedure, they extracted the fish with forceps while continually pushing in the spines inward to prevent them from lodging inside the boy.

At the end of the operation the boy was reported in stable condition, but requiring extended observation owing to the risk of infection.

Asked about the experience, the boy said he would never go fishing again.

Ministry of Public Health Spokesperson Dr Suphan Srithamma advised that when swimming in bodies of water that have small animals like fish and leeches capable of entering through an orifice – especially the anus – people should be sure to wear tight-fitting underwear.

If something unexpected should happen – such as a fish climbing up one’s anus – try to keep as still as possible to prevent it from climbing further up the alimentary canal; then get to hospital as fast as possible.

If the animal has sharp spines there is a risk that it could rupture the intestinal wall and move into the abdominal cavity, which would be very dangerous, Dr Suphan said.

Climbing perch, also known as climbing gouramies, are able to climb out of water and travel short distances on land using gill plates, fins and tail. Their ability to survive on atmospheric oxygen allows them to survive out of water – or even up an anus – for some time in search of a new aquatic home.

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Post by Ter » April 16, 2009, 9:24 pm

Is that strait up BM ? must have been a pretty relaxed kid, hard to believe there was nothing else in the way or am I talking s..t. Belongs in the GBWR.

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Post by beer monkey » April 16, 2009, 9:26 pm

Ter wrote:Is that strait up BM ?
yes i think it did go straight up.

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Post by beer monkey » April 16, 2009, 9:30 pm

News Report wrote:try to keep as still as possible to prevent it from climbing further up the alimentary canal; then get to hospital as fast as possible.
....How do you get to Hospital very fast... without moving....Image

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Post by wazza » April 16, 2009, 10:43 pm

Jane Mansfield according to Derek and Clyde had lobsterisimus bumerkissimus

Now this kid had Climus Perchus Painfullness , or his grandmother maybe had anisus horribilius ??

Cant believe they needed a brainstorming session to work that out, kill the fish first !

Have seen other strange and foreign objects located in the same proximity of this fish.

One such case , the offending object was removed using obstetric forceps.

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Post by beer monkey » April 16, 2009, 11:13 pm

Pythons Go Missssssssing On Qantas Flight.....

From Qantas News.
Twelve non-venomous Stimson's pythons were being transported on a flight from Alice Springs to Melbourne on Tuesday. They were in the plane's cargo area in a bag inside a plastic foam box , which was studded with air holes.

When the flight landed, it was discovered that four snakes had escaped from the package, a Qantas spokeswoman said. It is not known where the snakes got to during the flight, or if there were any chance encounters with passengers, but it would appear there were no altercations either in the toilet cubicles or in the plane's main cabin.

Joe Aston, a Qantas spokesman, said the baby pythons were travelling in "an appropriate" container and it was unclear how they had escaped.

"While (the container) was intact on departure (from Alice Springs), it was discovered on arrival that four of those animals had broken free," he told the Australian Associated Press.

A reptile expert was called to the scene as soon as the snakes were discovered missing but, despite extensive scouring, the 15cm (6ins) snakes could not be found. It was not known whether they were still on the plane. Snake experts said they had probably slithered into the warm parts of the aircraft or had made a successful bid for freedom.

Airline staff were not forced to shoot out windows to blow the snakes out the cockpit, unlike in the cult movie, but fumigated the entire plane to make sure the reptiles did not re-emerge on another flight. In the very unlikely event the snakes survived, they could grow up to one metre long, making them undoubtedly easier to find.

The plane missed two flights it had been scheduled to complete and the passengers were transferred to other flights.

Stimson's pythons live in western and central Australia in arid, woodland and rocky areas. Although they are not poisonous, the small snake, which is not endangered, shares attributes with larger variations of the species, such as coiling around its prey and squeezing until suffocation. They then swallow their prey whole.
Have you Ssssseen thissss snake....Mr Stimson Python. Seat 75 C.

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Post by wazza » April 16, 2009, 11:20 pm

Sounds like a complete Flying Circus [-X [-X [-X

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Post by beer monkey » April 17, 2009, 5:25 pm

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From news.aol.co.uk
A passenger on a charter flight in northern Canada forced open the aircraft's door and leapt to his death, making the freezing cabin depressurise at 23,000ft.

Royal Canadian Mounted Police Staff Sgt Harold Trupish said the incident happened during a flight to Cambridge Bay, a community in western Nunavut.

The Adlair Aviation individual Air 200 twin-engined turboprop was about 110 miles from the Cambridge Bay airport when the man jumped.



Staff Sgt Trupish said the pilots reported that the 20-year-old passenger had become unruly and that they were unable to prevent him from jumping.

Police are searching for the body of the man, who was not named.

Paul Laserich, the airline's general manager said the opened door caused the cabin to depressurise, filling the cockpit with a roar of frigid, Arctic air. He praised the pilot for his quick-thinking decision to land the aircraft.

"They brought the ship safely back. Everybody is OK. They are a little shaken up. They are OK. That is what is most important," said Mr Laserich.

The pilot was said to be too distressed to talk to reporters.

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Post by laphanphon » April 17, 2009, 6:48 pm

now that's going out in style, amazing nobody else got sucked out with him. good pilot. :shock: 8)

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Post by Irish Alan » April 21, 2009, 9:38 pm

I'll do it for €500... :mrgreen:
Strangest lawsuit ever?

Tue Apr 21 01:28PM

I see a lot of strange news stories in this job and this one, which was featured recently in a German newspaper, is up there with the strangest.

A judge in Stuttgart, Germany, is currently trying to decide on a lawsuit in which a man hired his neighbour to impregnate his wife.

It gets weirder.

Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, were very keen to have a child together, but Demetrius was Sterile so they began to seek out other possible options.

The option the couple eventually decided on was to hire their neighbour Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate Traute.

Maus, who was already married with two children agreed to do the job for the fee of €2,000. For three evenings a week for the next six months, a total of 72 different times, Maus tried to impregnate Traute.

When his own wife objected, Maus explained that he was "only doing it for the money."

After the unsuccessful six-month period Soupolos insisted that Maus take a medical examination. The doctor concluded that Maus was also sterile, which forced his wife into admitting that their two children did not belong to him.

Soupolos is now suing Maus in an effort to get his money back. Maus' argument is that he did not guarantee conception, only that he would try his hardest.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/blog/editors_c ... cle/26357/

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Post by mortiboy » April 21, 2009, 9:44 pm

=D> Thats a classic! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by beer monkey » April 28, 2009, 4:09 pm

Not really odd news, as its probably not that odd in todays society..

29stone Mum Feeds Her Babys McDonalds
Sad.
A 29-STONE mum has told how she gives her eight-month-old triplets McDonald’s junk food.

Leanne Salt, 24, said she is “too busy” to properly feed daughters Deanna and Daisy and son Finlee.

So she lets them eat her takeaway and gives them Wotsits snacks and microwave meals.

A 68-strong team of medics delivered Leanne’s triplets last year, costing the NHS £200,000.

She now dresses them just one day a week when she goes out to collect her dole money.



The tots eat 1,249 calories a day instead of the 765 recommended for their 17lb weight.

Leanne, who swelled to 40 STONE before the birth last August, eats an average of 3,000 a day — 1,000 more than is recommended for a woman.

She said: “My babies were six months old when they had their first McDonald’s. They like fish and chips too. I chew the food first so they can eat it because they haven’t got any teeth yet. I give them packets of Wotsits as a snack at 2pm.

“Sometimes I’ll cook them a microwave lasagne. Babies are always hungry — sometimes it’s easier to give them food that’s already prepared.
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“They’re on the baby food jars and love the fish pie and cottage pie meals. But I see no harm in letting them have a few bits of my takeaways too.

“They like the taste of them and it’s a treat. I let the triplets eat fries off my plate as I think it’s best they try all kinds of food to see what they like.”


She added: “Anyway they don’t always have junk food — sometimes I cook a microwave meal. My babies are healthy.” Leanne, of Coventry, blames her obesity on thyroid trouble.

She got pregnant by her boyfriend of only four weeks in January last year. They split halfway through her pregnancy, and Leanne now lives with her brother and mum Jane, 46.

Their tiny house is strewn with laundry piles and toys.

Leanne receives £140 a week tax credit, £42 a week child benefit and £45 family allowance. She spends the £227 on food and ten cigarettes a day.

Her takeaways confession comes as figures show a shocking one in five children are raised on little but junk food.

The Infant and Toddler Forum poll also discovered that 65 per cent of mums NEVER cook meals from scratch.

Leanne said she also feeds her kids milk, scrambled eggs on toast and instant mashed potato with spaghetti hoops.

She told Closer magazine: “I feed my babies vegetables every Sunday, and a lot of the baby food has fruit in it.”


Leanne steers away from healthy foods in case it makes her tots anorexic. She said: “I don’t want them to think they have to watch what they eat. I’ll tell them big is beautiful.”

Mum Jane said: “I buy salad, but nobody eats it. They’d rather have sugary foods.”

The Sun’s Doctor Carol Cooper warned of the dangers of feeding kids junk food.

She said: “A balanced diet is important as it gives children the best possible start in life.

“A poor diet in the short term can cause bowel problems such as constipation.

“In the long run it may mean bone disease, obesity, diabetes, high blood pressure, heart disease and maybe kidney failure.

THE average 40-year-old British woman has a “fat age” of 66 — after eating a level of fat that should have taken her 66 years, shock figures reveal.
So she does do some cooking...puts something in the microwave.. :roll:

She steers away from Heathly foods...incase the kiddies get anorexia. ](*,)

See the pics on the link..

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 399352.ece

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Post by Ter » April 28, 2009, 4:43 pm

Firstly only give her food coupons to spend in the co op then talk about her education, maybe time to sterilize.

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Post by aznyron » April 28, 2009, 5:01 pm

out of 3 post I like the one about impregnating the neighbors wife only to find out his own wife was playing around what world we live in and all they had to do is call me I would help out in a big way
no pun please :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by beer monkey » April 28, 2009, 5:31 pm

Ter wrote:Firstly only give her food coupons to spend in the co op then talk about her education, maybe time to sterilize.
She would sell the coupons for cash...and buy fags,phonecards and Mc D's, you could talk to her about headucation...but possibly would be like climbing Everest in bear feet.

sterilize her....think she did a plenty good job of that on her own..

I bet she Loves watching 'Jeremy Kyle'....maybe thats why she too busy to dress her children everyday.

Is there hope..i wonder..?, the kids look ok-ish though...actually think they could look better, and a little trimmer....where are their smiles..?

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Post by Ter » April 28, 2009, 5:45 pm

BM, I thought I was the cynical one, this is so unlike your upbeat positive self. You OK mate ? :D

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Post by westerby » April 29, 2009, 1:57 am

beer monkey wrote:Not really odd news, as its probably not that odd in todays society..

29stone Mum Feeds Her Babys McDonalds
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A 29-STONE mum has told how she gives her eight-month-old triplets McDonald’s junk food.

Leanne Salt, 24, said she is “too busy” to properly feed daughters Deanna and Daisy and son Finlee.

So she lets them eat her takeaway and gives them Wotsits snacks and microwave meals.
It's a story that defines Britain. What chance do these kids stand if the silly Moo feeds them crap. I see plenty of fatties at work waddling and wheezing about the office, truly sad.

Maybe we should encourage school children to point and laugh at fat people in the street, make obesity socially unacceptable just as the Nanny State has done with smoking.

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Post by beer monkey » April 29, 2009, 3:33 am

Wrestlers Hotdogs wrote:Maybe we should encourage school children to point and laugh at fat people in the street
No..!! i would have to start bashing school kids if they did, i get enough hassles off old ladys shouting 'Oi fatty' now you want schoolies having a pop at me.. :( :( its me glands you know. :mrgreen:

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Post by westerby » April 29, 2009, 3:37 am

Wrestlers Hotdogs wrote:Maybe we should encourage school children to point and laugh at fat people in the street
beer monkey wrote:No..!! i would have to start bashing school kids if they did, i get enough hassles off old ladys shouting 'Oi fatty' now you want schoolies having a pop at me.. :( :( its me glands you know. :mrgreen:
You're not fat, just big boned, or that's what Nanna used to say anyway.

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Post by beer monkey » April 29, 2009, 3:41 am

Well yes i do take some comfort in my big bones..and my food.

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