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Drunken sailors left out of rhyme

Post by westerby » January 30, 2009, 11:21 pm

Source: BBC

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7860869.stm

"Drunken sailors" have been removed from the lyrics of a nursery rhyme in a government-funded books project.
But the Bookstart charity says the re-writing of What Shall We Do With the Drunken Sailor? has "absolutely nothing to do with political correctness".
The charity says that the shift from drunken sailor to "grumpy pirate" was to make the rhyme fit a pirate theme, rather than censorship.
"Put him in the brig until he's sober," has also been lost in the new version.
This latest ideological spat over nursery rhymes was sparked by the re-writing of What Shall We Do With the Drunken Sailor.
Bookstart, a project that encourages parents to read with their young children, has produced a different version - with no references to alcohol-swigging sailors.
Instead the hard-drinking sea shanty has been turned into something gentler, with lyrics such as "Tickle him till he starts to giggle, Early in the morning."
The charity has dismissed accusations that this is a politically-correct attempt to avoid the alcohol references, saying that it was a case of re-cycling a familiar tune for reading events that were based on a pirate theme.
"We wanted to find a rhyme which would fit in with this subject and this one has a tune which is instantly recognisable by all," said a statement from Bookstart.
"The inclusion of action lyrics like 'wiggle' and 'tickle' offer parents and small children an opportunity to interact, have fun and enjoy acting out the rhyme together."
Although the Drunken Sailor version familiar to children already leaves out some of the saltier verses.
The original includes such suggestions as: "Shave his belly with a rusty razor", "Stick him in a bag and beat him senseless" and "Put him in the hold with the captain's daughter."
The captain's daughter was a euphemism for a lashing from a cat o' nine tails.
This is the latest in a series of disputes over nursery rhymes.


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Re: Drunken sailors left out of rhyme

Post by Prenders88 » January 31, 2009, 1:15 am

Here are some nursery rhymes that have been changed for fun, into politically correct speak.

Very funny.

http://www.re-quest.net/reading/rhymes/ ... /index.htm

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Re: Drunken sailors left out of rhyme

Post by westerby » January 31, 2009, 1:43 am

Prenders88 wrote:Here are some nursery rhymes that have been changed for fun, into politically correct speak.
Very funny.
http://www.re-quest.net/reading/rhymes/ ... /index.htm
Good one. :lol:

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Re: Drunken sailors left out of rhyme

Post by beer monkey » January 31, 2009, 5:50 am

lol prenders...Image


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Jack Sprat Could Eat No Fat Nursery Rhyme


Due to the always changing political climate in today's society, the following nursery rhyme:



Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean; And so, between them both, you see, they licked the platter clean.



has been changed to read:



Complications arose during a non-congressional investigation of dietary influence. One person of the male gender was unable to assimilate adipose tissue, and another person, of the female gender, was unable to consume tissue consisting chiefly of muscle fiber. A reciprocal arrangement between the two, who also happened to be a party of a domesticated alliance, allowed for the total consumption of the viands under consideration, which was unltimately achieved, thus, leaving the original container of the viands devoid of any contents.

And Mary Had a Little Lamb.... :lol:

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Re: Drunken sailors left out of rhyme

Post by jackspratt » January 31, 2009, 6:03 am

beer monkey wrote:lol prenders...Image


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Jack Sprat Could Eat No Fat Nursery Rhyme


Due to the always changing political climate in today's society, the following nursery rhyme:



Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean; And so, between them both, you see, they licked the platter clean.



has been changed to read:



Complications arose during a non-congressional investigation of dietary influence. One person of the male gender was unable to assimilate adipose tissue, and another person, of the female gender, was unable to consume tissue consisting chiefly of muscle fiber. A reciprocal arrangement between the two, who also happened to be a party of a domesticated alliance, allowed for the total consumption of the viands under consideration, which was unltimately achieved, thus, leaving the original container of the viands devoid of any contents.

And Mary Had a Little Lamb.... :lol:
Errr.........excuse me! Leave me out of this please :D

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Re: Drunken sailors left out of rhyme

Post by beer monkey » January 31, 2009, 6:05 am

I knew that would set your alarm off jack.....Mmmm 13 minutes not bad.... :mrgreen:

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Re: Drunken sailors left out of rhyme

Post by jackspratt » January 31, 2009, 6:14 am

Even more impressive when you consider I had only just gone online, sitting in Changi Airport. =D> :D

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Re: Drunken sailors left out of rhyme

Post by beer monkey » January 31, 2009, 6:16 am

Yes i am good arn't I.... ;)

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