UFO sightings double in a single year
British can't get enough of aliens
By Nick Farrell
Sunday, 8 February 2009, 11:25
THE MoD has confirmed that the number of UFO sightings over Blighty has doubled in the last year.
While many trade unions fear that there might be another wave of aliens trying to get into the country after British jobs, the MoD has even had reports of UFOs flying over the houses of Parliament.
More than 285 UFOs were reported in 2008, compared to just 135 in 2007. The one over the houses of Parliament had green, red and white lights. It was still and static in the sky. It was seen for about half an hour.'
Noone seems to have feared that politicians might have been body snatched by farting aliens, but when a spaceship that looks like the Titanic crashes into the Thames we will all know that Dr Who was prophecy.
Most of the reports are obviously the sign of a creative imagination. We particularly liked the report of a fast moving green object on the M6 motorway. Nothing moves fast on the M6 not even aliens.
It seems to suggest that UFO sitings are related to economic worries. Just like in medieval times, people saw the Madonna, demons and angels during the Black Death outbreaks, and Angels at Mons in WW1, the great unwashed now chooses to see UFOs instead.
Either that or people are watching too much Dr Who and Torchwood.µ
UFO Sightings in the UK
Re: UFO Sightings in the UK
Its "Doctor Who" you idiots, in his Police box with his extra terestrial friends, BM and Westers 