Good one BM, I'm really learning here.beer monkey wrote:fill your boots jack...plenty of beauties on here..(make sure the Mrs is outside though).click on your name... For jackjackspratt wrote:This thread is crying out for some photos - only by way of explanation of course =D>
To Kiss a Lao girl.
Okay Alfie... Let's go we're off to Chantelle's place.Position your hands on her body while kissing her. Hold her face firmly but gently as you slip your tongue inside her mouth and suck on her lips. This will definitely make her toes curl. Also, try to gently pull her hair back from the back or slightly squeezing the part of her body that is located right under her breasts (her ribs). This could make for some very enticing kissing sessions. (This seems difficult, I'm not sure I've got the co-ordination.)
A Lao woman often give out what she would like to receive, so pay attention to the way she kisses you. That could be an indication of the way she wants you to kiss her. Does she bite on your lips or try to gently suck all the saliva off your tongue? (Can't say I've noticed.) Reciprocate by doing the same. She will love you for it. Don't have your faces directly opposite each other or your noses will clash. (D'oh silly me, that's what I was doing wrong.) You want to move your head to one side just enough so your nose is out of the way of hers. Your mouths will then meet at the corner of your partner’s mouth and you won’t clash noses. (Sorry I'm not really getting this... Diagram?)
Now that you've discovered the basics of kissing, let's move on to some ways to make her think and want to kiss you all the time, hopefully. Here are some simple tips that can make you the ultimate Casanova: (Here's 4: A house, a truck, a motorcycle for brother me and gold.)
If you've never been complimented on your kissing techniques before, (I seem to remember Anne Kelly complimenting me after the school dance in 1978) now you'll know the basics of being a professional kisser. (That's an actual job? Where do I apply?) A quick way to tell if she enjoyed the experience is when you kiss her and then pull back, her eyes stay closed for just a moment longer. This usually means that she thoroughly enjoyed your kiss and there's a good chance that you could take it a step further. (It could also mean she has fallen asleep and is bored 5hitless.) Just remember that everything starts with a kiss with a Lao girl. So there you have it my friend, now lets get your butt off the internet and give her that perfect kiss!
Yeah,but save your practice until I have finished and left the room! 