EPL Banter Thread

[tamada]

I thought I'd leave it a few days and get all the crap out of the way........

Great to see Leeds outplay Everton last weekend. 58% possession, 23 shots to 15 and a masterclass against a team that were apparently good enough to be CL contenders.

Chelski this weekend who, despite having Lampard as manager, have a better team and deeper squad. Only the genius that is Bielsa could engineer a win.

Chelsea = Werner or Giroud or Abraham.
Leeds = Bamford.

How big is the Leeds bus?

[Laan Yaa Mo]

Now that is interesting, but it begs the question, how is Tranmere Rovers doing in the season ticket holders table?

NO It Doesn't LYM, Because Tranmere Rovers are NOT in The EPL.....Back to the Ice Hockey thread for you then....O.K. ??

You will be overjoyed to learn that there is no hockey yet. If it does resume, there might be an all-Canadian division for the first time ever. Even worse, there was no Canadian football this year, so a winner of Earl Grey's trophy will have to wait another year. Anyway, good luck to your Evertons. For your sake, it would be nice to see them score a goal or two over the rest of the season.

[TAXIfor7/11]

''Joe Anderson, the elected Labour mayor of Liverpool, has been arrested along with four other men on suspicion of conspiracy to commit bribery and witness intimidation
The probe is in connection with building and development contracts in Liverpool''. https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/li ... d-19399231

wasn,t he involved heavily with the build of evertons imaginary new ground Bramley moore?,Best get the tins of blue paint out,looks like Goodison will be getting a fresh lick of paint

[samster]

Chelsea = Werner or Giroud or Abraham.
Leeds = Bamford.

How big is the Leeds bus?

Not in Bielsa's nature to "bus it".

Before the season started I said we would struggle more against teams who played on the counter attack and, our defeats to Palace, Leicester and Wolves proved this. That gives me a bit of hope but, Chelskis full backs worry me today along with Werner. I reckon we will lose by a few goals.

Sorry, too serious for the banter thread. Will post some hilarious images of Chelsea Pensioners indulging in ononism if we win.

[Drunk Monkey]

Couple of footy predictions

Chelsea to beat Leeds ..
Man u to beat West Ham
And another
Scunny and Leyton Orient to draw

Dm

[Drunk Monkey]

Ooops forgot

WOLVES to beat Liverpool.

[747man]

''Joe Anderson, the elected Labour mayor of Liverpool, has been arrested along with four other men on suspicion of conspiracy to commit bribery and witness intimidation
The probe is in connection with building and development contracts in Liverpool''. https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/li ... d-19399231 130203563_3796614497026724_1564514704675132599_o.jpg wasn,t he involved heavily with the build of evertons imaginary new ground Bramley moore?,Best get the tins of blue paint out,looks like Goodison will be getting a fresh lick of paint

And He WAS The Man that got the Go-Ahead for YOUR Big LEGO Stand as well,But I Suppose YOU Have forgotten about that

[dezzer111]

Ooops forgot

WOLVES to beat Liverpool.

Dream on.

[TAXIfor7/11]

''Joe Anderson, the elected Labour mayor of Liverpool, has been arrested along with four other men on suspicion of conspiracy to commit bribery and witness intimidation
The probe is in connection with building and development contracts in Liverpool''. https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/li ... d-19399231 130203563_3796614497026724_1564514704675132599_o.jpg wasn,t he involved heavily with the build of evertons imaginary new ground Bramley moore?,Best get the tins of blue paint out,looks like Goodison will be getting a fresh lick of paint

And He WAS The Man that got the Go-Ahead for YOUR Big LEGO Stand as well,But I Suppose YOU Have forgotten about that

But did he get arrested for dodgy dealings ????? halfway through the build

[fogeyes]

Everton, the champions of the Premier League in October have won one in the last seven

[Laan Yaa Mo]

That's impressive

[Niggly]

Oh well
Chelski 3-1 Leeds

[tamada]

Oh well
Chelski 3-1 Leeds

With those stats, Leeds look like a typical Thai house build; poor finishing.

[Niggly]

^ good analogy

Seem to have built on the game well but finished with the power outlet on the shower cubicle wall

[Drunk Monkey]

Couple of footy predictions

Chelsea to beat Leeds ..
Man u to beat West Ham
And another
Scunny and Leyton Orient to draw

Dm

So thats both the Chelsea and Man u results in the bag from.my orediction ...scunny let me down but WON so all.is forgiven..

Now just my last prediction .. Wolves to beat Liverpool ..to which dezzer thinks im.bonkers .... WE WILL SEE later

Dm

[Zidane]

First game up was relegation threatened Burnley against big spending Champions League hopefuls Everton.
Result was an even 1-1 draw with little between the teams.
Does this mean Burnley will soon be climbing up the table to make a bid for the top 4 or Everton will be plummeting down with only their 4 title winning October wins keeping them out of danger ??
Incidentally I think Sheffield United desperately need points on the board and quickly... second season syndrome strikes again ?

[stattointhailand]

Sheff Utd have Man Utd in a couple of weeks ........ Wilder currently working on a new system.. (playing the first half twice) ........ failing that it could be xmas week before they get some points at home to the Toffees

[dunroaming]

crazy

First game up was relegation threatened Burnley against big spending Champions League hopefuls Everton.
Result was an even 1-1 draw with little between the teams.
Does this mean Burnley will soon be climbing up the table to make a bid for the top 4 or Everton will be plummeting down with only their 4 title winning October wins keeping them out of danger ??
Incidentally I think Sheffield United desperately need points on the board and quickly... second season syndrome strikes again ?

Everton plummeting down is the more obvious chose, manager sacked and big Duncan back in charge to avoid relogation. January will bring panic buys for Everton so good other teams can clear their crap out for crazy prices. Obviously my thoughts won't be accepted by all but let's see time will tell and Alan's rants won't change a thing

[fogeyes]

Is the plastic toffee,747, dirty Joe’s twin ??

[stattointhailand]

Didn't take long for their latest wonderboys (Jimmy Rod, Dakka & Allan) to realise that getting a fist full of dollars was NOT dependent on them either "giving a damn" or breaking sweat