EPL Banter Thread

[dezzer111]

Don't thk your the sharpest knife in the kitchen some of the the football posts you put in you profess to know about footy, I thin not.

[dezzer111]

Don't thk your the sharpest knife in the kitchen some of the the football posts you put in you profess to know about footy, I think not.

[747man]

Don't thk your the sharpest knife in the kitchen some of the the football posts you put in you profess to know about footy, I think not.

You Talkin' To Me Laaaddd ??

[Earnest]

'Now look here, Yanks,
I know it's your ruddy train set
but I like to talk about the footy
and give 747 a hefty slap on the
ar$e when he needs it and I think
this thread may do the trick'.

[GT93]

Don't thk your the sharpest knife in the kitchen some of the the football posts you put in you profess to know about footy, I think not.

You Talkin' To Me Laaaddd ??

Surely not. 747man lives and breathes this stuff. One of our football experts. He must have been posting about me. Let me know when the season starts please dezzer.

[tamada]

Don't thk your the sharpest knife in the kitchen some of the the football posts you put in you profess to know about footy, I thin not.

You can say that again...

Don't thk your the sharpest knife in the kitchen some of the the football posts you put in you profess to know about footy, I think not.

[747man]

Don't thk your the sharpest knife in the kitchen some of the the football posts you put in you profess to know about footy, I thin not.

You can say that again...

Don't thk your the sharpest knife in the kitchen some of the the football posts you put in you profess to know about footy, I think not.

You can say that again...And He Did.....Twice in A Minute !!

[747man]

'Now look here, Yanks,
I know it's your ruddy train set
but I like to talk about the footy
and give 747 a hefty slap on the
ar$e when he needs it and I think
this thread may do the trick'.

My God, Dear Old Earnie IS Alive then.....

[747man]

Here's a Little Gem for Yer Dezzer.......
thesportsman
@TheSportsman
Soccer ball Only Manchester United (321) have scored more headed goals than Everton (316) in Premier League history...

[dezzer111]

Yes put it in twice so as GT could savvy with him not being so sharp, no747 it wasn't meant for you but your partner in crime .

[747man]

Opening Day fixtures 2020/21 " Leaked " www.liverpoolecho.co.uk



Brighton vs Sheffield United

Chelsea vs Southampton

Everton vs Fulham

Leeds United vs Newcastle United

Manchester City vs Crystal Palace

Manchester United vs Arsenal

Tottenham vs Aston Villa


West Brom vs Burnley

West Ham vs Liverpool

Wolves vs Leicester

[Earnest]

So when can we start talking about the football then?
I know all the rules and everything.

[dezzer111]

Do you know the offside rule and what does mean.?

[GT93]

I wish you'd behave yourself so that your posts appeared more promptly. Answering your question which I think was meant for me, I suspect I only know part of it. I'll be guided by 747man in these matters when arguments arise. He seems to me to be the most well-informed, maturely impartial and eagle-eyed poster from north west England in this great thread.

[747man]

Opening Day fixtures 2020/21 " Leaked " www.liverpoolecho.co.uk



Brighton vs Sheffield United

Chelsea vs Southampton

Everton vs Fulham

Leeds United vs Newcastle United

Manchester City vs Crystal Palace

Manchester United vs Arsenal

Tottenham vs Aston Villa


West Brom vs Burnley

West Ham vs Liverpool

Wolves vs Leicester

I Noticed that BOTH Manchester Teams are at " Home " on the opening Day....That is NOT Gonna Happen,But I Did only " Copy & Paste " from The Red Echo......" Don't Shoot The Messenger "

[vincemunday]

Posted for and on behalf of DM

[stattointhailand]

Do you know the offside rule and what does mean.?

You may be better off reading the laws yourself rather than trying to get Earnest to explain them all to you

[stattointhailand]

Opening Day fixtures 2020/21 " Leaked " www.liverpoolecho.co.uk



Brighton vs Sheffield United

Chelsea vs Southampton

Everton vs Fulham

Leeds United vs Newcastle United

Manchester City vs Crystal Palace

Manchester United vs Arsenal

Tottenham vs Aston Villa


West Brom vs Burnley

West Ham vs Liverpool

Wolves vs Leicester

I Noticed that BOTH Manchester Teams are at " Home " on the opening Day....That is NOT Gonna Happen,But I Did only " Copy & Paste " from The Red Echo......" Don't Shoot The Messenger "

Could possibly happen as both fixtures will be postponed anyway as both United & Citeh will not have had their 30 days break

[dezzer111]

Do you know the offside rule and what does mean.?

You may be better off reading the laws yourself rather than trying to get Earnest to explain them all to you

[dunroaming]

The tie of the day for me is Leeds and Newcastle will be a great match to watch