EPL Banter Thread

[dezzer111]

Leeds top of the league again

To be fair, the Scousers never get arrested because they have more practice at avoiding detection

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/54272052

Is this true 747, just asking for a friend.

[stattointhailand]

They don't get arrested coz the fuzz cant understand if the smack'eds are being racist or not

[GT93]

Possibly. Moving on from arrests to red cards, I read on Wiki:

Since the mid-1980s, the rivalry has intensified both on and off the field and, since the inception of the Premier League in 1992, the Merseyside derby has had more players sent off than any other Premier League game. It has been referred to as "the most ill-disciplined and explosive fixture in the Premier League".[

I'm enjoying this Everton - Dorkpool biffo more and more. Keep kicking arse 747man.

[stattointhailand]

Just wondering, but I have watched 3 sky interviews with Marcelo Bielsa now totaling approx 10mins and during that time he has spent about 15 secs looking at either the interviewer or the camera and the other 9 min 45 secs looking directly at his male interpreters groin area ........ just sayin'

[747man]

Leeds top of the league again

To be fair, the Scousers never get arrested because they have more practice at avoiding detection

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/54272052

Is this true 747, just asking for a friend.

How The Hell Would I Know ?? I Weren't There....

[747man]

They don't get arrested coz the fuzz cant understand if the smack'eds are being racist or not

So Statts Yer Tryin' To Tell us There Ain't Any RACIST Smackheads in Newcastle, Bonny laaaddd !!

[TAXIfor7/11]

Yes another dodgy performance by the Bluenoses I rest my case, hang your heads in shame trampies.

555 ! Dodgy 'Eh Dezz, FIVE Goals AWAY From home,So let's see how Many The Sh*te Score Tonight in a Similar Match,O.K. ??

Have you got any toes left?ive never known anyone shoot themselves in the foot as much as you , 747man the gift that keeps giving

Don't YOU Know any other tag Lines than that ?? Getting Too Repetitive Now.....

Dropped yourself in it once again nong khai gob on a stick never fails,747man the gift that keeps giving

[TAXIfor7/11]

They don't get arrested coz the fuzz cant understand if the smack'eds are being racist or not

So Statts Yer Tryin' To Tell us There Ain't Any RACIST Smackheads in Newcastle, Bonny laaaddd !!

You forgot to add london,hes a cockney geordie or a geordie cockney

[dezzer111]

They don't get arrested coz the fuzz cant understand if the smack'eds are being racist or not

So Statts Yer Tryin' To Tell us There Ain't Any RACIST Smackheads in Newcastle, Bonny laaaddd !!

You forgot to add london,hes a cockney geordie or a geordie cockney

Ohhh half breed that explains it.

[747man]

Oh ! Dear Dezz................................WE WON AGAIN !!.......And Clear at the TOP.....Until Monday Night at least.Coz I Reckon Man City will beat Leicester Tomorrow at The Etihad....

[GT93]

Everton. Everton. Still finding the back of the net.

[GT93]

A reader's post in response to Jonathan Liew's match report in The Guardian:

A hard fought game against a decent Palace side. We got a penalty decision in our favour which is nice even the new rule is kind of sh[x]te. But this is an astonishingly bitter report full of snide comments. I don't know what we do to offend journos so much but everything we do - win, lose, be skint, be rich, buy well, buy badly, it all seems to bother them a great deal. Oh well.

Udon Map Everton supporters are well used to reports and comments similar to Liew's.

[Sateeb]

Oh ! Dear Dezz................................WE WON AGAIN !!.......And Clear at the TOP.....Until Monday Night at least.Coz I Reckon Man City will beat Leicester Tomorrow at The Etihad....

WE?

[GT93]

[Laan Yaa Mo]

It looks like Sweden, in their familiar blue and yellow colours, has just downed Zimbabwe

[GT93]

The stands might be full or nearly full in Sweden? Our astute and popular Nong Khai correspondent will be very happy with this win.

[747man]

Oh ! Dear Dezz................................WE WON AGAIN !!.......And Clear at the TOP.....Until Monday Night at least.Coz I Reckon Man City will beat Leicester Tomorrow at The Etihad....

WE?

YES.....WE......And ??

[747man]

The stands might be full or nearly full in Sweden? Our astute and popular Nong Khai correspondent will be very happy with this win.

YES TG93, I'm HAPPY With ANY Win......

[747man]

The Reds are a bit QUIET on Here To-Day.......

[TAXIfor7/11]

The Reds are a bit QUIET on Here To-Day.......

oh ,no i was waiting for this predictable comment from the nong khai nutter,can you tell me why you think the reds would be vocal today?