Viagra

[ting_tong]

hi guys is there anywhere in udon you can get ciallis or a generic copy say apcallis or tadallis ?

Go to the pharmacy on the first floor of the complex, by the escalators and beside the gold shop.

OT....

I went there for some medication 2 years ago .He asked me if I want Viagra(not that I need it)
600 baht one pill!
Many bar owners sell em.About 50 baht a pill!. Pm me if you want know, at least two I know of.

LOL..........sound advice

[jingjai]

The Penis Poem
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the f***in' thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

Thank God for Viagra. =D> =D> =D>

[fallenlocks]

hi guys is there anywhere in udon you can get ciallis or a generic copy say apcallis or tadallis ?

Go to the pharmacy on the first floor of the complex, by the escalators and beside the gold shop.

is there a well fit bird , on hand .
to test , the magic portion .

[old-timer]

is there a well fit bird , on hand to test , .

There was a well fit bird with OT last night so he popped 100g, she wasn't on hand though..

[jackspratt]

Fooking hell O-T - I hope it was 100mg. Otherwise you will be "up" for a week, and may need to go to the Udon ER for a chainsaw amputation.

Perhaps they could start at the neck.

[old-timer]

I was watching top gear the other day, it was where jeremy and the other gaylords decided to take 4x4'S somewhere or other. In the middle of the documentry they advised that if you go uphill, or as they said it - go above sea level - for a certain amount of time you can't breathe. Well I thought that was a very handy bit of information. Anyway, for some reason or other jeremy, together with the other two gaylords, popped a viagra. It was, however,as OT noticed, one of those snide indian manufactured viagras which do in fact give you a raging hard on, but a head ache as well.

OT.....

[old-timer]

This is very important: IF you do happen to take this rocket fuel, make double sure that the WFB is going to turn up. Better still, wait until the WFB is there and you are on a promise. Then go ahead and take the vitamins, as they call them at Subic Bay ph. Make out you are on the phone or something for the half hour wait.

OT...... full of good advise....

[old-timer]

One other word of warning - If you happen to get a WFB back to your place who looks like she is going to be a bit of a handful, under no circumstances take an extra 50mg on top of the 100mg. Let me explain, you will perform very well indeed but it's not just your jerk that will be getting a hammering, your heart will be racing like a pack of bengal lancers for about 72 hours, you will think that you need to go to A&E although trying to explain what happened might put you off. Anyway, the WFB will just think you are asthmatic or something. Just make out you are - don't tell her you've OD'd on Viagra.

OT....friendly information as usual....

[bubbles]

Explain what is WFB ????

[Stantheman]

Explain what is WFB ????

WFB = Well Fit Bird, in other words a woman with a nice body, especially with large breasts and not a bean pole

[mrbeerlao]

Generally speaking, this little wonder drug seems to do the right business. I bought 4 x 100mg little blue phizers yesterday and thought i'd give one of them a go with the well fit bird last night. I suggest to anyone having a go with this wonderdrug to only take 50mg for reasons you can imagine.

OT...good advise as usual...

Can i ask how much you payed for them?

[Texpat]

Explain what is WFB ????

WFB = Well Fit Bird, in other words a woman with a nice body, especially with large breasts and not a bean pole

I thought it was a water f'n buffalo.

[old-timer]

mrbeerlao, the cost of viagra in Udon is well trumpy - it cost around 400 baht per 100mg or even more it depends where you go to make your purchase, so it's much better if you can get a hard on yourself.

Dr. OT........

[Bilko]

may i suggest you leave the beerlao alone. great tipple but your asking for brewers droop.

[arjay]

Apologies for this, but I couldn't resist it:

If you suck a viagra will it enable you to "keep a stiff upper lip".

[old-timer]

Just heard that there is a viagra for females on it's way, Hells Bells, get working on your stamina gents !

OT........... .

[747man]

is there a well fit bird , on hand to test , .

There was a well fit bird with OT last night so he popped 100g, she wasn't on hand though..

Bloody Hell O/T I thought you said YOU did'nt need to take medication to get you in the mood.....

[old-timer]

Bloody Hell O/T I thought you said YOU did'nt need to take medication to get you in the mood.....

OT has not said that 747, as far as I can remember - though sometimes I can't remember what happened yesterday.
Anyway, Viagra enhances the mood for at least two hours which is needed with WFB's.

OT.........

[old-timer]

Here's a little tip from OT. If your not sure when that magic romantic moment is to be expected, just nibble a bit off a viagra every few hours or so. One word of warning: if you want to go for a p1ss in the complex, go into a cubicle or people will think you're a homo.

OT...............

[mickydee]

I use Cialis (Tadalafil) and buy them locally in Udon
10 x 50Mg tablets in a sealed box for 400 Baht
I bite them in half as that is enough to satisfy my needs ( and the gf ) Quite a bitter taste so I guess they contain some Aspirin to thin the blood and promote blood flow
I take 1/2 tablet every 3 days so one box is good for 30 days.
Anyone know a cheaper outlet ?