Farang Scam Artist?

[westerby]

Hmmm think i seen him before...is this the man.

Looks and sounds like Bob Mortimer from 'The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer.' Maybe our man Bob has fallen on hard times...

[Irish Alan]

BM.. you need to re-do barnet. Short blonde, glasses more milk bottle.

Scotland yard wait for you my son.

[beer monkey]

lol,...ok will see what i can do.

[wazza]

Just saw him/ her in Tongs tonight !!

it was pulling big time !!

[beer monkey]

BM, I wrote short blond hair &blond tache [50-55] go back to the drawing board

BM.. you need to re-do barnet. Short blonde, glasses more milk bottle.

Scotland yard wait for you my son.

any better...? (Can loose the hat if you like)

[wazza]

LOL

dont addd any swirls BM, Interpol will be onto u !!

[Geordie]

No sightings reported for 2 days now........BM I think your artwork Identikits may have scared him away!!!!!!!!! I know they frightened me[just a weenie bit] [-o< [-o< [-o<

[Irish Alan]

Lose the hat, ordinary tache, he is not from the 1800's and you are getting there DCI Beer Monkey Scotland Yard, sorry I mean Greater Manchester Constabulary. If that was him I'd have bought him a tube of Fixadent.

[wazza]

Open the Door Scum Bag

Its Monkey of the Yard !!

The Crays would cringe if they heard that i imagine.

[tamada]

The Crays would cringe if they heard that i imagine.

I know I did.

[konstabel els]

Well, as I shall be in Udon soon , and as I generally look like a a real first timer ,when he tries to ponce of me I am sure a nice little whack in the solar plexus woudn't hurt him would it ?, didn't do me any 'arm

your old and ' loved ' friend
Konstabel els

[beer monkey]

Crikey Konstable els...where you been hiding...? sure westers or was it 'The' saint will be pleased to see you back on here.

[konstabel els]

I've been very busy studying modern philisophy - ( dstosvkey , Freud, Joyce , ) but i got a little bit bored with it , I didn't understand the bit about pacifism ?, I always thought that was a gay club in soho,

Your Intilectual friend ( Blimey , there's only so much of your Isaan wife you can listen to before you go back online !! )

Konstabel els

[cali4995]

Okay, Okay, I confess. IT'S ME. I dress-up in a blonde wig, put-on my
best German accent and go to various shopping centers trying to hit
up odd farangs for the occasional 100 baht. Doing this I've been able
to make the payments on my BMW and support my sizeable harem in
reasonable comfort. In reality, no Thai person would give you 20 baht
and I strongly suspect, neither would most farangs. It's just implausible?

[Philrjones]

Yes, this guy aproached me at Tesco about 1 or 2 months ago - same deal, no money, lost wallet, no cards. Could I spare some cash? Scruffy looking, although it's a while ago and my memory isn't what it used to be!

I smelled something fishy straight away (no, not cod, although I could go some with mushy peas and chips, plus no ladies of the night in sight), German accent. I just said no and he walked away mumbling something - probably abusive. So he's out there somewhere folks.

Phil

[cali4995]

Well, there you go. He's obviously not getting rich. When someone approaches
you who's disheveled and looking desperate, it's human nature to want to tell
them to get the fu_k away. Thailand can't be a good place to have problems.

[STUMPY]

HI , old german bloke approached me at robertson last week same story (lost walet/cash/credit cards) told him the thai wife had all my baht. he is still out there. stumpy

[beer monkey]

some one got to get a photo of him....just to see if my photo fit was any where near right.

[pompui]

robertsons near charoensri complex?

[STUMPY]

yes just outside