Rants and rages

valentine · Post by **valentine** » February 12, 2006, 8:52 pm

BobHelm wrote:Wow that is a tough one bangsean, a new b/f in a week and one who will spend more than 199 baht on a present!!
You have my very best wishes...

Can't think of anyone on this forum

Maybe another danger sign

Post by **beer monkey** » February 12, 2006, 8:57 pm

There is over 590 members on here some-one must qualify for the position at hand.

Watch or no watch.!

Post by **BobHelm** » February 12, 2006, 9:18 pm

Aah, it isn't quite that good BM...
1. only 230 of them have ever posted anything!!!
Of that 230
2. some of are female
3. some of are married/already taken
4. some wouldn't pass the 'over 199 baht present' test
5. some are not even in Thailand
6. most would probably not 'Pass Scrutiny' by bangsean_girl

As I said ' a tough one'....

Post by **Paul** » February 12, 2006, 9:31 pm

And how many who are left are Aerobics instructors ???

getting my videos and trainers out now (and my tights

LOL

Post by **BobHelm** » February 12, 2006, 9:35 pm

Sounds like you are a short list of one Paul.
Always a good position to be in....

Post by **Paul** » February 12, 2006, 9:38 pm

Ha ha ha - but have you seen me in a pair of tights?
Hmm why did I say that ?

Stand by........... I am gonna get some stick now for sure !

Post by **BobHelm** » February 12, 2006, 9:40 pm

BobHelm wrote:Aah, it isn't quite that good BM...
1. only 230 of them have ever posted anything!!!
Of that 230
2. some of are female
3. some of are married/already taken
4. some wouldn't pass the 'over 199 baht present' test
5. some are not even in Thailand
6. most would probably not 'Pass Scrutiny' by bangsean_girl

As I said ' a tough one'....

7. some may be gay...

Post by **beer monkey** » February 12, 2006, 9:44 pm

Paul wrote:Ha ha ha - but have you seen me in a pair of tights?
Hmm why did I say that ?

Stand by........... I am gonna get some stick now for sure !

what with wansmans make-up wearing antics,...... well what ever floats ya boat i suppose.

Post by **BangkokButcher** » February 12, 2006, 9:54 pm

and LA's green toenails, never quite sussed that out either

Post by **Garnet** » February 13, 2006, 12:07 am

Nonetheless, fellas, despite however many of our indisputedly masculine Forumites are pirouetting about in eye-wrenchingly misconceived tights and flaunting the most wicked green-painted toenails, and those others who may openly vaunt their predilection for ladies' cosmetics and toiletries and whatever else, I am still confident Bangsean_girl will absolutely never be lonely, nor will she be without the time--not so long as she remains an active posting member of our dear Udonmap.com Forum!

Post by **Paul** » February 13, 2006, 9:03 am

Says the man who wears leather shorts - Amen !

Post by **wokkawombat** » February 13, 2006, 9:34 am

Being a married man with a 6 month pregnant wife ( whoever she may be) and having a present cut off of 150 baht I guess I am out in the cold.

Post by **beer monkey** » February 13, 2006, 3:22 pm

Who wear's Leather shorts. ??

Post by **Coot** » February 13, 2006, 3:24 pm

How about me,a young,bald and proud,Australian.

I promise you i am not one of those idiots who goes around day and night,hot or cold with a hat on my head.Nope its there for all to see.Bald and beautiful,will i do?

Post by **beer monkey** » February 13, 2006, 3:28 pm

Buy a good quaility watch and a fast bit of wooing and wait and see.

Post by **Bangsean_girl** » February 13, 2006, 7:07 pm

Sorry Guys - i appreciate the effort with the leather shorts, make up and tights etc. but its not going to work, theres only one person I wanna see a card from tomorrow and I hope he knows I am waiting for it.

i am sure i will get the card but maybe the watch - i dont know

Post by **arjay** » February 13, 2006, 7:55 pm

Lee, the last posting could well be aimed at you!

I have a certain sixth sense that tells me you are implicated here!! It maybe something to do with your recent hair extensions and the Bob Marley look!!

I hope you've been to the post office.

Post by **Bump** » February 13, 2006, 8:22 pm

Hey cutie I think your not telling all

Post by **Paul** » February 13, 2006, 8:38 pm

arjay wrote:Lee, the last posting could well be aimed at you! I have a certain sixth sense that tells me you are implicated here!! It maybe something to do with your recent hair extensions and the Bob Marley look!!

I hope you've been to the post office.

Dreadlocks?

I really can't see Lee in dreadlocks but after recent postings on here - not much will suprise me now.

Post by **beer monkey** » February 13, 2006, 10:56 pm

Bangsaen_ girl... is this the card you have been waiting for.....

Rants and rages

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