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[jingjai]

I'm quite sure I would have done much better in school had I had teachers like this!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... segoodness

Sexy prof strips for students

By HARRY HAYDON

Published: 30 Oct 2008

FURIOUS parents have called for a saucy teacher to be sacked after she put on a saucy strip show for her 15-year-old pupils.

The German minx was supposed to be supervising a start of term party.

But things got out of hand as the pretty teacher put on her own s-extracurricular activities for the teen pupils.

She seductively stripped down to her underwear – to the joy of her howling students.

And she only stopped her X-rated High School musical when another teacher forced her to cover up.

But one goggle-eyed pupil filmed the show on his mobile phone.

The teacher is seen peeling off her top to reveal her bra and then starts to undo the zip of her trousers before another lecturer covers her in a tablecloth.

"It is disgusting. What kind of teacher acts that way in front of her pupils. She should be in a lap dancing bar, not a school," said one angry parent.

"The children were playing truth or dare and making bigger and bigger dares for each other and she decided to join in.

"When they dared her to do some pole dancing she just started taking off her clothes. She's a pretty woman in her 20s and the children couldn't believe their luck.

"The worst thing is that teachers weren't even supposed to be taking part in the party - they were supposed to be supervising it," they added.

But the school's headmaster in Zalaegerszeg, western Hungary, has refused to sack the unnamed mistress despite pressure from parents and other teachers.

"I was forced to give the German teacher a warning, but I will not dismiss her because she is a valuable teacher for our institution," said head Sandor Rozman.

He claimed she had shown no more flesh "than you would see on a beach."

[Aardvark]

I was lucky to have gone to High School in the Sexy Sixties when the mini skirt was in full fashion we had an English Teacher in her early 20's who was only about 5ft tall with huge Gazonga's and a tight little bod to die for and she used to take a great deal of pleasure in leaning over her desk at the front of the class with her back towards us to read her notes, exposing her rather cheeky behind ET AL [-o< did I mention we were an all boys class twenty something 13 year olds all experiencing an orgasm at the same time Ahh mamories

[BobHelm]

From the BBC quiz of the week.

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[aznyron]

I was lucky to have gone to High School in the Sexy Sixties when the mini skirt was in full fashion we had an English Teacher in her early 20's who was only about 5ft tall with huge Gazonga's and a tight little bod to die for and she used to take a great deal of pleasure in leaning over her desk at the front of the class with her back towards us to read her notes, exposing her rather cheeky behind ET AL [-o< did I mention we were an all boys class twenty something 13 year olds all experiencing an orgasm at the same time Ahh mamories

I wonder how she looks today

[beer monkey]

Well Wonder no more , Close your eyes AzzyRon...imagine a 65+ year old around 4ft 8 inches (because she shrunk over the years) woman with very saggy boobies that would never stand the test of time,along with a wrinkled saggy bum, grey hair wearing glasses dressed in beige and brown pulling one of those shopping trollys about filled with mince meat and boiled bacon joints and potatoes.......just stick with the image of the petite 20 something with big breasts and cheeky ar$e.

[beer monkey]

ASIAONE

Baby girl born on flight
Sat, Nov 22, 2008
AFP

HELSINKI (AFP) -
A Swedish woman gave birth to a healthy baby girl while flying at 11,000 metres (37,000 feet) over Kazakhstan en route from Thailand to Helsinki, the Finnair airline said Friday.


"This is the first time this has happened on our airline," Finnair spokeswoman Hanna-Kaisa Nurmi told AFP, adding that to her knowledge such mid-air births happen "only rarely if ever."

Fortunately, there were two doctors and two nurses on Thursday's flight who helped with the birth, while a physician working for US company MedLink was available to lend a hand via satellite link.

"But the delivery went so well that plan B, which was an emergency landing in Moscow and the use of MedLink, was not needed," Nurmi said.

On arrival at the Helsinki-Vantaa airport at 1620 GMT after a nearly 11-hour-flight, the exhausted mother and her newborn daughter were taken to hospital.

As a birthday present, Finnair has offered the whole family return tickets to Bangkok, but it remained unclear if they would take the company up on its offer.

Pregnant women are generally not permitted to fly without a doctor's certificate after the 26th week of their pregnancy and are banned from all longer flights after the 36th week, or a month before the baby is due.

Finnair however permits women to fly shorter distances up until two weeks before their due-dates.

It remained unclear how many weeks pregnant the Swedish woman was when she gave birth in mid-flight on Thursday.

[mortiboy]

Well Wonder no more , Close your eyes AzzyRon...imagine a 65+ year old around 4ft 8 inches (because she shrunk over the years) woman with very saggy boobies that would never stand the test of time,along with a wrinkled saggy bum, grey hair wearing glasses dressed in beige and brown pulling one of those shopping trollys about filled with mince meat and boiled bacon joints and potatoes.......just stick with the image of the petite 20 something with big breasts and cheeky ar$e.

Aint it great to be here! What a wonderful life we have here! Thanks BM I'd almost forgotten what I'm "missing!"

[beer monkey]

Never forget what you are missing Motriboy..that way you will appreciate what you got now....and hang onto it for as long as you can.

[beer monkey]

China

Chinese police have been left astounded after stopping a driver for a routine check - to find he did not have any arms.

Zing Shen told police he had been driving without arms for 'years'

Cops in Beijing pulled over Zing Shen's brand new 4x4 for a normal roadside check.

But when he lowered the window they were shocked to see the 42-year-old did not have any arms below his elbows - and had been steering the car using only his knees.

Armless driver Zing Shen, who was arrested by Chinese police after a routine traffic stop.

Mr Shen told officers that he had been driving like this for years after he lost both forearms in an industrial accident.

A police spokesman said Mr Shen had bought an automatic car because he could not use one with a manual gearstick.

He had an automatic so did not need to worry about changing gears and said he had put a lot of practice into learning to control the steering wheel with his legs.

The man insisted he had been a safer driver since losing his arms because he was much more careful.

The spokesman told reporters: "The man said that he was a very safe driver and felt he was as good as anyone else on the road, despite his disability.

"He said he was actually even more careful now with driving than he had been before he lost his arms.

"He was surprised when we arrested him."

Police have now handed Mr Shen a public safety summons.

[donthani]

Binman finds £10k cash in shreds

A binman who found cut-up £10 and £20 notes in two litter bins has been told he can exchange them for new ones if he can piece the bits together.

The worker found an estimated £10,000 in two bags dumped in the bins in City Square in Lincoln.

Lincolnshire Police held the money for six months after the discovery while an investigation was carried out.

After nobody came forward to claim it, the force gave it to Mr Hill as there was no evidence of criminal activity.

Det Con Nick Cobb said: "Following extensive inquiries, there was no evidence that the money was stolen or linked to any criminal activity.

"This was a very unusual case and despite our inquiries the circumstances of why and how the money came to be torn up and put in the bin remains a mystery."

The binman will get a new note for each one he pieces back together, but this could prove difficult.

Det Con Cobb added: "It would appear that they might have been cut-up with scissors.

"Obviously whoever cut it up took a long time, a very, very determined effort to cut the money up.

"The biggest piece of money was about an inch square... It is a massive jigsaw puzzle."

A Bank of England spokeswoman said: "Providing the bank notes meet the evidence requirements, then an application for reimbursement should be successful."
Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/u ... 763763.stm

Published: 2008/12/03 19:36:24 GMT

[beer monkey]

Binman finds £10k cash in shreds

A binman who found cut-up £10 and £20 notes in two litter bins has been told he can exchange them for new ones if he can piece the bits together.

The worker found an estimated £10,000 in two bags dumped in the bins in City Square in Lincoln.

Lincolnshire Police held the money for six months after the discovery while an investigation was carried out.

After nobody came forward to claim it, the force gave it to Mr Hill as there was no evidence of criminal activity.

Det Con Nick Cobb said: "Following extensive inquiries, there was no evidence that the money was stolen or linked to any criminal activity.

"This was a very unusual case and despite our inquiries the circumstances of why and how the money came to be torn up and put in the bin remains a mystery."

The binman will get a new note for each one he pieces back together, but this could prove difficult.

Det Con Cobb added: "It would appear that they might have been cut-up with scissors.

"Obviously whoever cut it up took a long time, a very, very determined effort to cut the money up.

"The biggest piece of money was about an inch square... It is a massive jigsaw puzzle."

A Bank of England spokeswoman said: "Providing the bank notes meet the evidence requirements, then an application for reimbursement should be successful."
Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/u ... 763763.stm

Published: 2008/12/03 19:36:24 GMT

LOL...i bet the poleet have gone through it already a taken out lots of pieces so it can't be done..just for a larf like.

[medical-mustard]

20 years ago i know someone who's wife put her hubbys jeans in the washing machine containing his wages for the week and they exchanged the notes what had the cert numbers intact

[stattointhailand]

Take the lot to the local Old Peoples home. They will have weeks of "fun" doing the new Jigsaw, and then he can donate a few quid to the home at the end, depending on how many they get back together

[Aardvark]

My wife and Daughter would have it all pieced together in a day or two, true story there great at jigsaws

[beer monkey]

Women Pregnant with a Monkey is convicted of Monkey smuggling Into The USA from Thailand....

A woman has been convicted of smuggling a monkey under her blouse on a plane while pretending to be pregnant.


Gypsy Lawson, 29, from Spokane in Washington state, managed to smuggle the sedated rhesus monkey from Thailand to the US, passing through customs at Los Angeles in November 2007 unhindered.

But she was arrested after she boasted of her exploits to an assistant in a clothes shop, according to the Spokesman-Review newspaper.

Lawson was convicted by a court in Spokane on Monday on charges of conspiracy and smuggling goods into the US.

Her mother, Fran Ogren, 55, of Northport, Washington, who accompanied her on the flight from Bangkok, was also convicted. Sentencing for both women is set for March 3.

The monkey is now at a primate rescue facility in Oregon.

Lawson's fellow passengers can consider themselves lucky. In an incident in 2001, a drugged baboon that was smuggled on to a passenger jet flying from Sana'a in Yemen to Damascus in Syria caused havoc after it woke up and broke loose 90 minutes into the flight.

Women and children ran screaming from its path and crew members struggled to recapture it.

The baboon was taken into police custody in Damascus before being sent home to Yemen.

A Big and small Rhesus Monkey...

[westerby]

Thanks for the visual aids. I can imagine that the larger primate would be more of a handful on the aeroplane, just like the livid Baboon. The lady would have to pass his ructions off as the baby kicking in her tummy. Imagine the terror if the monkey broke out of her blouse and ran amok in the cabin! It would be like a scene from Alien.

Why on earth would someone want to smuggle a monkey back from Thailand?

[Goldcoaster au]

Runaway rhino just looking for love

l rhino broke out of his cage looking for his rhino girlfriend who was off with another rhino

copy and paiste link to see the story.

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[beer monkey]

Lawson's fellow passengers can consider themselves lucky. In an incident in 2001, a drugged baboon that was smuggled on to a passenger jet flying from Sana'a in Yemen to Damascus in Syria caused havoc after it woke up and broke loose 90 minutes into the flight.

Women and children ran screaming from its path and crew members struggled to recapture it.

Notice no mention of 'Men' running around screaming....thats cause we is tough....and not even a drugged up Baboon would faze us.

[beer monkey]

A little more on the monkey Tale..

Lawson The Woman Smuggler, Pratts Girlfriend.


She didn't run afoul of the law until she took the young monkey she named Apoo to a Spokane shopping mall the day after Christmas last year.

Lawson and Ogren were found guilty by a 12-member jury on separate charges of conspiracy and smuggling goods into the United States.

The women traveled to Thailand after establishing e-mail contact with a man named Boris. Once there, the women gave the monkey sleeping pills to sedate him before boarding planes for the United States.

During the trip home, Ogren sent an e-mail to "NE Washington Witches and Pagans" at a Yahoo account and asked for "last-minute energy" to help them safely smuggle the monkey into the United States.

The women got past U.S. Customs officials in Los Angeles.

But the monkey caper ended when Lawson and her boyfriend, James Edward Pratt, visited a Fashion Bug store in north Spokane and told a clerk about the smuggled monkey.

The clerk called federal agents.

A four-day trial ended Friday; the jury reached a verdict Monday morning.

Pratt, 34, testified as a prosecution witness during the trial. He also was indicted and faced felony charges, but he struck a plea bargain with federal prosecutors in July, agreeing to plead guilty to a misdemeanor and testify as a government witness.

Assistant U.S. Attorney Stephanie Van Marter also introduced journals, e-mails and photos taken by federal agents during a search of Ogren's home.

The monkey was seized by federal agents and transported to a Centers for Disease Control and Prevention facility in California. After being quarantined for several weeks, the monkey tested negative for infectious diseases. It's now at a primate rescue facility in Oregon, where it will remain, said Chief Assistant U.S. Attorney Tom Rice.

Lawson and Ogren will remain free on their own recognizance until sentencing March 3.

[donthani]

Tuesday December 9,2008

YOUNG women have more lovers than men and are twice as likely to be unfaithful, says a survey.

By the age of 21 they have slept with nine men, on average, compared with males who have had seven sexual partners – and 73 per cent confessed to one-night stands.

Half the 2,000 women polled by More magazine admitted they had been unfaithful while a quarter had been cheated on. And celebrity males beware – 60 per cent would kiss and tell for £20,000.

A third said they would date a married man and 14 per cent would sleep with their best friend’s partner.

More editor Lisa Smosarski said: “Sex is a great and free way to relax, unwind and have fun in today’s fairly stressful society.”

http://www.express.co.uk/printer/view/74861/