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FARLUNG FOR THAI PM

Post by dahkchang » December 6, 2008, 2:02 pm

because of the political unrest of late the thai people have decided to make a farlung pm for while and they spotted you at the night market and chose you as the one they would like to run their country.

WHAT CHANGES WOULD YOU MAKE TO THAILAND ?



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Post by laphanphon » December 6, 2008, 2:06 pm

throw all the farangs out :lol: :lol:

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Post by trubrit » December 6, 2008, 2:47 pm

Reduce the VOA to 15days. Oh someone already thought of that? Never mind Put up the amount needed for a retirement visa to one million baht. :lol:

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Post by polehawk » December 6, 2008, 3:08 pm

dahkchang wrote:because of the political unrest of late the thai people have decided to make a farlung pm for while and they spotted you at the night market and chose you as the one they would like to run their country.

WHAT CHANGES WOULD YOU MAKE TO THAILAND ?
Budget a free tower of the beer of their choice to any/all farangs who are spotted at the night market.

Do not allow more than two persons per shopping cart at Tesco. The rest of the family will just have to sit and wait outside in back of the pickup truck.

:lol: :lol:

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Post by laphanphon » December 6, 2008, 3:21 pm

well pointed out, and also make it illegal to assemble more than 3 people at any one time..............
.................................in the middle of the aisles and at the entrance to escalators..............
...............walking and attempting to think is not allowed................................last but not least, nobody in thailand is allowed to make a phone call, only recieve. if not recieving a phone call, it is illegal to have it in your hand. \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/

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Post by stattointhailand » December 6, 2008, 3:43 pm

ENFORCE the Traffic Laws :yikes:

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Post by dahkchang » December 6, 2008, 3:56 pm

The free tower for every farlung could be a great policy PH.
that type of thinking is what the thai goverment needs to boost their economy. imagine the expenditure the TW or TGF could do in this time.

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Post by polehawk » December 6, 2008, 4:04 pm

Yep and the farang, in between winks at the beer gal, wouldn't even give a damn. Besides, how much damage would they do to poor farang's wallet while looking for their bargains at the NM stalls? :lol:

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Post by dahkchang » December 6, 2008, 4:08 pm

we should push this 1 through the senate asap.

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Post by beer monkey » December 6, 2008, 6:32 pm

FREE Health care for sick Buffaloes..

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Post by Brian Davis » December 6, 2008, 6:53 pm

Yup, a nice thought for the older bargirls.

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Post by beer monkey » December 6, 2008, 7:40 pm

Put a Ban in place for Indian Tailors Shops Displaying Gaudy Coloured Suits and Shirts inc ones with Ferrari and BMW Logo's on them(Although i never seen anyone wearing one)....and a Ban on themselves hanging out of their doorways trying to catch your attention.

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Post by westerby » December 6, 2008, 11:23 pm

Enforce a drink driving ban.

Embark on a dog cull programme.

BM 4 PM

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Post by beer monkey » December 6, 2008, 11:35 pm

Put up' NO Dithering' signs in and around Udon.

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Post by stattointhailand » December 7, 2008, 10:53 am

beer monkey wrote:Put up' NO Dithering' signs in and around Udon.
they will pay about as much notice, as they do to the "one way" signs, and red traffic lights ](*,)

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Post by aznyron » December 7, 2008, 11:03 am

trubrit wrote:Reduce the VOA to 15days. Oh someone already thought of that? Never mind Put up the amount needed for a retirement visa to one million baht. :lol:
and 100.000 baht a month and you will be all alone at the N/M every month because I know I will be gone
and it will not be my choice this time so Val you keep those wonderful ideas in the heads of those morons who have nothing to do but find ways to make our life miserable it bad enough with the thai baht hammering us every time we
exchange our good money in to inflated bot

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Post by mortiboy » December 7, 2008, 1:15 pm

dahkchang wrote:because of the political unrest of late the thai people have decided to make a farlung pm for while and they spotted you at the night market and chose you as the one they would like to run their country.

WHAT CHANGES WOULD YOU MAKE TO THAILAND ?
OH! :yikes: Now I know why Val was dressed to kill at the NM! HE'S after the Job!

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Post by Aardvark » December 7, 2008, 1:29 pm

O.K. Val the balls in your court, if it were possible what would be the top 10 things you would change ??

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Post by mortiboy » December 7, 2008, 1:36 pm

westerby wrote:Enforce a drink driving ban.

Embark on a dog cull programme..........and Ladyboys!

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Post by BKKSTAN » December 7, 2008, 1:39 pm

Ban all obnoxious drunks,falang and Thai!Ban all the scammers and conartists!Send all the blatant liars to their next life!Redistribute Thaksins $2 Billion dollars,One billion for me and one billion to the BG's retirement fund!

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