what the ---- is "farlung "dahkchang /mightychang wrote:because of the political unrest of late the thai people have decided to make a farlung pm for while and they spotted you at the night market and chose you as the one they would like to run their country.
WHAT CHANGES WOULD YOU MAKE TO THAILAND ?
izzix wrote: let me tell you about aussies in London, they live 4-6 to a room in squalid rental slums that black people wouldnt tolerate .why ? because thats what they are happy with it reminds them of back home in that primitive **** where they come from .In the evenings you will find them in some slum of a pub because they cant face going back to the slum room where they live.
Good to see you are coming up with some original "thoughts" izzie =D> A nice change from the mindless drivel that you have been cutting and pasting.Post by izzix on December 11, 2008, 2:39 am
all aussies appear to have an inferiority complex about the uk after they got slaughtered at the Olympics.
they trot out the usual slurs and insults directed at Brits when in fact they live in the most backward and primitive place on the planet. go back to the 70s and australia was a farking dump of a hole, its only because of the asian imigrants that have brought about change since then . But its still a boring dump of drunken slobs and thats just the sheilas .
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just a thought izzard rather than trying to look thoughful and interracial next time just send us the link it will save all that copy and paste and the ball ache we have scrolling down the pageIt's OK, Jack. Izzie probably had too much to drink last night. He might have woken up this morning feeling a bit of a silly arse for having a crack at the Aussies. We've all said something we shouldn't have when we've been three sheets to the wind.jackspratt wrote:Good to see you are coming up with some original "thoughts" izzie =D> A nice change from the mindless drivel that you have been cutting and pasting.
Oh! Wait a minute. It is still mindless drivel
westerby wrote:(Some text removed.)If I was PM (scary thought), I'd get rid of those silly U turns on the dual carriage ways and phase in the good old British roundabout system at designated junctions.
Dear God no, the 2 I have to negotiate every day sends my blood pressure from moderate to sky high. 
Yes but the Hong Kong Chinese mastered the loundabout because they were Blitish for 99 years right? Well sort of...westerby wrote:Well the Hong Kong Chinese seem to have mastered the concept of the roundabout so it's not an Asian issue.
Pattaya isn't really a place for well to do retired folk, Alan (elevated heart rates and all that). I was thinking along the lines of Krabi or something similar. But good to see you've retained your sense of humour, I was getting concerned for your welfare.
Note the laughing emoticon.
Irish Alan wrote:Yes but the Hong Kong Chinese mastered the loundabout because they were Blitish for 99 years right? Well sort of...
Well actually that u-turn is a tad dangerous... But they are Buddhist u-turns so nothing can happen they are perfectly safe. Just drive up no need to stop just carry on and veer to the left side of the road (watch out for those motorbikes going the wrong way) no plomplem!westerby wrote:(Some text removed)Well there must be a better way of operating a junction on a dual carriage way rather than a U turn.
How about having an exit road that goes off at an angle up to a little bridge above the dual carriage way where you can cross to the other side? Conversely, you could also have an entry (shall we call it) ramp back onto the carriageway. Yes, I shall include that spiffing idea in my Manifesto. Of course PM Westerby hasn't even begun to think about how to keep Kwai and Bua off the dual carriage way yet but that could also be a vote winner.
Oh, I had you pencilled in as Minister for Entertainment with Izzix as my Ambassador in Canberra and BM as my Special Minister for Kwai, Bua and computer issues. Aznyron was going to be my Head of MI6 (shaken not stirred). Jack Spratt was going to be my envoy to the US.Irish Alan wrote:If I keep disagreeing with the PM methinks I will not be getting in the cabinet. A closet maybe!
Oh no!hey you wrote:roundabouts, big problem there are no road markings not even a stop line. do you remember the students waving the flag and blowing the whistle to get drives t stop at the lights? how many traffic lights in udon have road markings?? westerby idea for the bridge for a u turn is already in use on some of the newly built roads.
I can't believe someone's got there ahead of me. I could have lost my deposit as a prospective Thai MP if I'd followed that one. Surely there must be some other clever scams (oops, ideas) to get me voted in? I like the way you're thinking but I fear an increase in car accidents from drivers being dazzled by snazzy pedestrians. How about covering your Kwai, Bua and Mah (rising tone) with bacofoil shirts so they don't get hit on the dual carriage ways at night?beer monkey wrote:How about a 'Free' Baco Foil Shirt....Sizes L,XL only.
