Small Dog Owners Beware

[wazza]

This one is for u Stan .

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25192226-2,00.html

[westerby]

Old Hissing Sid's gonna wish he spat out that collar and name tag - it'll be a b*gger passing through his ring.

make his eyes water a bit as well.

[beer monkey]

Do snakes eyes water....

[westerby]

Do snakes eyes water....

Anyone's eyes are gonna water if they're excreting a dog collar with a metal tag.

ouch, that smarts!

[beer monkey]

Patty buntine said....
"She was a little smarty pants and would race away if she knew you were going to bath her or take her to the vet or something. She was always darting all over the place.

not quite the smarty pants after all.

'Patty Buntine'......great name too.

[beer monkey]

"It really is amazing - it's equivalent to a 100kg man eating a 60kg steak, or an average 16-year-old teenager male."

Not a brit man or a brit teenager though...as us brits are fat according to the report in the heath forum...but we could eat the 60kg steak though...thats because we are fat and greedy lard arses...

She called snake catcher David Reed from Reedy's Reptiles to collect the snake

Who else would you call...but Dave Reed From Reedys Reptiles...G'don ya mate.

[sgt]

I need to borrow that snake. Have 3 or 4 little yippy dogs in neighborhood that come into the yard and crap, bark at all hours, actually pushed open the screen door and crapped in house. Wife says "you kill little dogs". I'll have to get a nice "present" for them.

[BKKSTAN]

This one is for u Stan .

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25192226-2,00.html

Well if we run into a Python in Thailand,it will have to devour me first because Lita is never left alone ever!We will avoid Australia

[Irish Alan]

What I don't get is is this the owner of small dogs beware or if the owner of the dog is small hence small dog owners beware... :-"

[747man]

What I don't get is is this the owner of small dogs beware or if the owner of the dog is small hence small dog owners beware... :-"

You Pissed AGAIN, Good God man,it's NOT until Today that's supposed to happen........Happy Paddy's Day,Mate Dont eat too many Dogs,I'm sure you know Pussy is More tender !!!!

[BKKSTAN]

Heres one closer to home,from the Pattaya Mail:

Boonlua Chatree
A foreigner may have thought that he found a good drink when he looked up to see a five-meter-long python hanging down from the ceiling above the bar.
A bar girl rushed out screaming, not to escape from the snake but to buy a lottery ticket or two with the numbers that she thought she saw on its skin markings.
About 3.50 a.m. on February 27, the Sawang Boriboon Thamasathan Foundation received a call to capture a python from the Kevin beer bar in Soi Buakhao.
In a four-storey-high commercial building connected to other buildings, a big python weighing more than 20 kilograms was found above the ceiling, causing understandable consternation among the customers.
It was difficult to capture the snake since the area was very tight. The snake attempted to flee through roof tiles. Rescuers had to break open the roofing to see the snake, which took almost an hour to catch.
Seven men carried the snake out onto the road while onlookers took photos.
A bar girl believed that it was a holy snake and saw the number 72-520 on its skin. Many lotteries tickets subsequently were bought with those numbers.
Jaruwan Saengsrijan, 42, caretaker of the beer bar, said that she had heard noises in the ceiling but thought it was probably a cat.
How long it had been in the ceiling no one knew but now the reason for recent disappearances of puppies and cats may be clearer.
Rescuers released the python into its natural habitat.

[Pakawala]

...and it's natural habitat was... ANOTHER BEER BAR