very short lived marriage

[beer monkey]

Yeah But...what about the implants....? C'mon Izzy....

[RALPHCUSENS]

The Norwegians wife does it with such gusto too.
she waits till theres nobody else around to see ,then wanders in with a big smile because she has big sexy mouth , then pumps her headlamps againts my chest from side to side with such gusto its amazing .really rubbing them in like they need a chest massage ,all the while laughing about it .
The Norwegian is building her a bigger house too . i wonder if he gets the same treatment when he is around?

Izzis,

If I were you, I would get back to Cut & Paste, there is more Non Fiction on those, then your fantasies your posting on this thread

[izzix]

sex drive came back after they setled down so looks like JS will have to continue eating his heart out .
think what you like about the Norwegians wife and the other gals who want a porking ,i am doing alright thanks .Obviously you dont have a clue about the local women .

[izzix]

its obvious to me that you lot are a decrepit bunch of old farts for whom a tittyrub with an attractive neighbour is beyond your wildest dreams .no trouble for me though so chew on that .

[Irish Alan]

How old are you Izzy?

[Harold]

its obvious to me that you lot are a decrepit bunch of old farts for whom a tittyrub with an attractive neighbour is beyond your wildest dreams .no trouble for me though so chew on that .

I would like to rub your nom Izzix you sound like my sort of girl. Dont care how old you are.

[seymourbutts]

=D> =D> =D> =D>

[mortiboy]

its obvious to me that you lot are a decrepit bunch of old farts for whom a tittyrub with an attractive neighbour is beyond your wildest dreams .no trouble for me though so chew on that .

=D> =D> =D> These are the sort of unbelievers have had sheltered lives Izzy.They've never had any experience.I dont know where they live over here. all I know is they Just haven't been around!
Just happens I have had similar past "adventures" as you Izzy. But your wasting your breath.They think your in fantasy land.I don't need to disclose my times in the past here.They wont believe it.As you say .................decrepit bunch of old farts for whom a tittyrub with an attractive neighbour is beyond your wildest dreams .

[trubrit]

Well Morti its could be that us decrepit old farts may be able to teach you younger stallions a thing or two, but we have matured sufficiently to know not to boast about our past exploits in public.Think about it young? man? :-" :-" :-"

[jackspratt]

Well Morti its could be that us decrepit old farts may be able to teach you younger stallions a thing or two, but we have matured sufficiently to know not to boast ........

More to the point, trubrit - don't feel the need

Just happens I have had similar past "adventures" as you Izzy. They think your in fantasy land.I don't need to disclose my times in the past here.They wont believe it.

Morti, you are absolutely right - we wouldn't believe your fantasies any more than we believe izzies

[mortiboy]

Who's boasting? Nothing to boast about.Nothing special about a bunk up. .Just like what comes natural.
It was there, and easy,so I took it.Nothing wrong with that.Not difficult,anyone can do. But some not that way inclined. Not everyone in this world is the same
Its not boasting, just relaying the fact concerning this post,relating to the fact how easy to get a lay here.
But of course....not free! I am not that naive to think they WERE after my over sized old body.
Why do people think this sex thing is something so outrageous? ........Overrated? seems so.

[mortiboy]

Morti, you are absolutely right - we wouldn't believe your fantasies any more than we believe izzies
Igive up!
.................More to the point, trubrit - don't feel the need ...... or more to true to form PAST IT!

[jackspratt]

Think of "adventures" as like money, morti.

People who have got plenty of it don't feel the need to talk about it.

On the other hand..............

[mortiboy]

BOASTING8)
On the way to BKK....met a real cuty.In the train within an hour............ done it!(That was free)
Had a meal at restaurant, chat up the waitress, next morning,....did it
When living at The Village, went through five married women......enjoyed it
Thai love links ........lost count
In an apartment near Big C, only there one evening,cleaner(actually put foot in the door)groped me.Free
Had two farm girls in my little hut at the farm,One waited outside,till it was her turn. That was not free!
Nice sexy bird at Bahn Dung.(She was regular) Best of all.....liked whisky poured on it...just for taste!
When my "trusting" wife stayed in UK for a better life, I went through all her best "trusting"friends.
Me an old bugger, couple of years ago,Wined and dined a 19 year old girl not far from me ....did it
An ugly woman living near me.Face of a devil....body of an angel! cant disclose her actions! did it! many times!
and then there was the village *****........I did it in the local school at night on the stage! at night!.........many many more.... I forget.
Up to those old doddery gits believe it or not. Boasting? Nah. Just relating my wonderful experiences over the years
I could write a book about my sexual activities here and make you poor old past it, no need it,dont want it, hair curl!..................But you would not believe me!
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL BOASTING!

[RALPHCUSENS]

Morty,

Not often I disagree with you, but on this occasion, I do, even if all you say is true, why do you feel the need to publish your sexual exploits and conquests on here? I daresay that we could all post similar exploits,but do not feel the need to share them.


You wrote: "decrepit bunch of old farts for whom a tittyrub with an attractive neighbour is beyond your wildest dreams" I for one would not sh$t on my own doorstep, even if I felt so inclined

It is my belief the Izzix is just blowing his trumpet with these sexual fantasies, to compensate for his sexual failings.

Don't forget to change hands at 99

[mortiboy]

Proud of it!

[DeNuit]

I'm still a virgin but I have seen a girl naked once... does that count ?

[mortiboy]

Morty,

Not often I disagree with you, but on this occasion, I do, even if all you say is true, why do you feel the need to publish your sexual exploits and conquests on here? I daresay that we could all post similar exploits,but do not feel the need to share them.


You wrote: "decrepit bunch of old farts for whom a tittyrub with an attractive neighbour is beyond your wildest dreams" I for one would not sh$t on my own doorstep, even if I felt so inclined

It is my belief the Izzix is just blowing his trumpet with these sexual fantasies, to compensate for his sexual failings.

Don't forget to change hands at 99

Firstly, I did not write......."decrepit bunch of old farts ect....Izzix wrote.But of course, those who are offended by it...If the cap fits.
Secondly, I was not boasting, just stating my opinion.But It was to me, challenged to boast ...so I did.
Izzix is right.I know? because I have been there.
Whats up with some of you guys?I am trying to put over a point.Nothing to do with boasting.It is a fact.I still say IT IS EASY TO GET A LAY HERE!
I am 67 old bugger I know.How come I can get a leg over so easy?and I dont even go to bars.(Once last month)
Maybe coz talk Thai? I dont know.
I am a bit frustrated here in the fact that some people will not accept to get ones leg over is so easy.
Why do some not believe? I am at a loss
Oh! incidentally, The remark about " 99 change hands?"....I used to do that in between my times when I had a rest from playboying.

[RALPHCUSENS]

I will try to respond to your points Roy.

1. OK technically you did not in the first instance write "decrepit bunch.........."ect, but you agreed with Izzix, and reiterated it, which is the same!

2. Whether you were boasting or not, is irrelevant, I was asking, why you felt the need to publish your "conquests" here.

3. Why do you need to try and convince posters how easy it is to (as you put it ) get your leg over here, I am sure that EVERYONE knows how easy it is.


One other consideration, bear in mind this forum has female members, and is read worldwide, I cringe to think what those people may think of us expats living here, and also Thais read this forum, god knows what they think!

[747man]

BOASTING8)
On the way to BKK....met a real cuty.In the train within an hour............ done it!(That was free)
Had a meal at restaurant, chat up the waitress, next morning,....did it
When living at The Village, went through five married women......enjoyed it
Thai love links ........lost count
In an apartment near Big C, only there one evening,cleaner(actually put foot in the door)groped me.Free
Had two farm girls in my little hut at the farm,One waited outside,till it was her turn. That was not free!
Nice sexy bird at Bahn Dung.(She was regular) Best of all.....liked whisky poured on it...just for taste!
When my "trusting" wife stayed in UK for a better life, I went through all her best "trusting"friends.
Me an old bugger, couple of years ago,Wined and dined a 19 year old girl not far from me ....did it
An ugly woman living near me.Face of a devil....body of an angel! cant disclose her actions! did it! many times!
and then there was the village *****........I did it in the local school at night on the stage! at night!.........many many more.... I forget.
Up to those old doddery gits believe it or not. Boasting? Nah. Just relating my wonderful experiences over the years
I could write a book about my sexual activities here and make you poor old past it, no need it,dont want it, hair curl!..................But you would not believe me!
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL BOASTING!

Or Could that be LYING,Morti.....