Udon Thani Jockey Club - Jockey of the Year 2009.

[Irish Alan]

It looked like Izzix had the Jockey of the Year title all sewn up after riding Big Juggs to victory in the 3pm at Bandung on going that was described as soft. However a new name enters the frame in the form of Mortiboy. He has just declared winners at various meetings recently.

First was Cutie on a Train followed by Nympho Waitress. Then Morti rode back to back to back to back to back winners in Married Lady, Lilo Lil, Shagging Queen, Pay Bah Me Mai and Itchifanni. These 5 mounts had already booked a jockey but Mortiboy stepped in and rode them all the way home before the original jockey arrived at the meeting.

The stewards are out to determine Mortiboy’s actual number of winners in the Queen Sikrit and One Baht Gold stakes known to some as Thailovelinks.com. He is unsure at this point and he may have come second in some races.

Moving on to the Big C sponsored 2,000 Guineas, Mortiboy was victorious on Mair Baan followed by a good ride on firm ground on Farmer’s Daughter in the 2pm and Louk-Sow Chaao-Naa in the 2.30pm. Back to Bandung where Mortiboy rode winners in Sexy Bird, Ugly Mare and Village Bike. Unfortunately Village Bike later had to be put to sleep as the operation to put handlebars on her hips was a failure.

Izzix needs to put in a few more winners to outdo the more experienced Mortiboy this season.



The Jockey Club is open to other jockeys to declare their winners that they have rode this season.

The president of the Udon Thani Jockey Club can be contacted at: WalterMitty@Gmail.com.

Thank you.

[RALPHCUSENS]

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Well thought out Alan

[jackspratt]

Superb Alan

But I do believe Morti may be hanging up the whip, and settling into retirement, having suffered from excruciating saddle rash after some of his rides failed to pass veterinary tests.

Given his previous form, and vivid imagination, I reckon it is a bit early to count Lester Izzix out just yet

[mortiboy]

Maybe I should ride you pal...........Now that would bring tears to your eyes.....OLd chap!

[mortiboy]

It looked like Izzix had the Jockey of the Year title all sewn up after riding Big Juggs to victory in the 3pm at Bandung on going that was described as soft. However a new name enters the frame in the form of Mortiboy. He has just declared winners at various meetings recently.

First was Cutie on a Train followed by Nympho Waitress. Then Morti rode back to back to back to back to back winners in Married Lady, Lilo Lil, Shagging Queen, Pay Bah Me Mai and Itchifanni. These 5 mounts had already booked a jockey but Mortiboy stepped in and rode them all the way home before the original jockey arrived at the meeting.

The stewards are out to determine Mortiboy’s actual number of winners in the Queen Sikrit and One Baht Gold stakes known to some as Thailovelinks.com. He is unsure at this point and he may have come second in some races.

Moving on to the Big C sponsored 2,000 Guineas, Mortiboy was victorious on Mair Baan followed by a good ride on firm ground on Farmer’s Daughter in the 2pm and Louk-Sow Chaao-Naa in the 2.30pm. Back to Bandung where Mortiboy rode winners in Sexy Bird, Ugly Mare and Village Bike. Unfortunately Village Bike later had to be put to sleep as the operation to put handlebars on her hips was a failure.

Izzix needs to put in a few more winners to outdo the more experienced Mortiboy this season.



The Jockey Club is open to other jockeys to declare their winners that they have rode this season.

The president of the Udon Thani Jockey Club can be contacted at: WalterMitty@Gmail.com.

Thank you.

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[farang]

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[Prenders88]

Thanks Farang!!

From Derek and Clive.

[mortiboy]

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That as just brilliant! I wipe my tears So funny!

[Irish Alan]

Very funny but I think you got it wrong mate. Izzix is a bird and mortiboy likes blokes. thta means izzix mighht be a lesbian. can i be in the competiton if i do a robinsons bird?

Oh no Harold you have it all wrong mate... Our Izzix is a bloke and is a top jockey in Bandung. The ladies go ga ga over him. Mortiboy also only likes females but he is a bit more experienced than Izzix and has probably ridden more fillies than him. I hope this sorts out your confusion old fella.