Woman held for noisy sex 'breach'

[Fawn]

Source: BBC

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8021185.stm

A woman has been remanded in custody accused of breaching an Asbo banning her from being noisy during sex.
Neighbours complained of hearing Caroline Cartwright, 48, groaning and her bed banging against the wall at her home in Washington, Wearside.
Earlier this month she was given a four-year Asbo banning her from making excessive noise anywhere in England.
But she appeared in court on Monday, charged with three breaches of her Asbo in just 10 days.She was remanded in custody until 5 May.
Cartwright was convicted of five breaches of a noise abatement notice on 17 April and fined £515.
But Houghton le Spring Magistrates' Court heard police arrested her on 18 April, on 22 April and again on 26 April, after reports from neighbours she was flouting the ban with her husband Steve.
Prosecutor Claire Ward said neighbours complained to police about early morning noises including shouting and groaning coming from the Cartwrights' home in Hall Road, Concord, Washington.
Cartwright elected to be tried by jury and the case will be transferred to Newcastle Crown Court at a later date.

I'll bet this lady is large as well. The type that Aardvark wouldn't introduce to his Mum.

[Irish Alan]

That'll be a pretty full public viewing gallery that day.

[747man]

Why did'nt the husband either move the bed AWAY from the wall or put something in her mouth to gag her ???

[Fawn]

or put something in her mouth to gag her ???

Yes, there are ball like appliances that can be utilised. Sounds like you've played these games before.....

[747man]

or put something in her mouth to gag her ???

Yes, there are ball like appliances that can be utilised. Sounds like you've played these games before.....

That's for me to know,and you to find out

[beer monkey]

Here are the noisy Pair..





Say Cheeeeese...smile for the camera.

[DeNuit]

I agree the bed should not bang against the wall. That is easy to avoid.

But after that, telling them to stop groaning and screaming loudly when enjoying themself ?

What's next, telling children not to laugh and scream loudly when playing ?

[747man]

Fawn,YOU were correct She is on the LARGE Size.......

[Zidane]

It certainly brings home the reason why we moved out here to get away from Westernised women !
Poor guy.....bet he's never even heard of Thailand or S.E.Asia !

[Fawn]

Here are the noisy Pair..
Say Cheeeeese...smile for the camera.

Gosh, imagine riding the choo choo train with these two. :-"

Yep, too true Zidane, LBFMs all the way for me.....

I wonder if he puts a paper bag on her head.

[beer monkey]

Look-a-likes of the week..

She reminds me of the late great Les Dawson........(he is popular today)



. ..........................

and He reminds me of Jimmy Finlayson (From The Laural and Hardy Films.)

[Fawn]

They look like they're not getting enough sleep.

Anyway, I'm having regrets posting this now that you've put their fizzogs on the forum BM. People like that shouldn't be allowed to couple, it's enough to put you off sex for life. :-&

[halleej]

Normaly he's taking her doggystyle and there is no problem at all, ones in a while he's taking her in the missionary position, she sees his face and then the screaming starts

[Irish Alan]

halleej, stop hiding in wardrobes you naughty little voyeur..

[Irish Alan]

If you are lying in bed wondering if you made the right move in coming to Thailand I advise you to print the picture below then frame it and put it atop a dresser or somewhere in full view. Then kiss your beloved on the cheek and fall back into a deep and restful sleep and give thanks to the good Lord for sending you here.

Amen.

[panick]

Green-Peace Rules OK..."Save that whale" ...... NOT!

[Fawn]

If you are lying in bed wondering if you made the right move in coming to Thailand I advise you to print the picture below then frame it and put it atop a dresser or somewhere in full view. Then kiss your beloved on the cheek and fall back into a deep and restful sleep and give thanks to the good Lord for sending you here.

Amen.

Oh my word, Alan - what are you thinking about? If that lady broke wind, you'd be praying for a swift death.

[Prenders88]

I've just chucked me dinner up

[747man]

If you are lying in bed wondering if you made the right move in coming to Thailand I advise you to print the picture below then frame it and put it atop a dresser or somewhere in full view. Then kiss your beloved on the cheek and fall back into a deep and restful sleep and give thanks to the good Lord for sending you here.

Amen.

What's THIS IA using Stealing my images !!

[Irish Alan]

I was going to put: "Photo courtesy of Mr. 747," but I was afraid people might think that was you underneath.