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Post by 747man » July 31, 2009, 6:13 pm

Drove through Ban Non Sa At Today noticed a rather big wedding party taking place there !! Wonder IF it was Gooners or Does HE Know :shock: :shock: :roll: :roll: :razz: :razz: :lol: :lol:



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Post by beer monkey » July 31, 2009, 6:18 pm

Did you see anyone in a tinfoil hat..???

anyway back to dating sites and Ho'Houses etc....lots of chaps find real love with-in the first 10 minutes i reckon, well to them anyway......although a little longer on dating sites.

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Post by jackspratt » July 31, 2009, 7:41 pm

If you think you are going to fall in love in a ho' house, the easiest way to check is to simply ask your companion "am I in, love"?

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Post by Marmite The Dog » July 31, 2009, 8:00 pm

Wow, so many people in denial in one place. Marvellous!

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Post by Fawn » July 31, 2009, 9:36 pm

Marmite on the Dog's rear end wrote:Wow, so many people in denial in one place. Marvellous!
In denial - is that another reference to Egypt? :-k

Oh I'm solly, in denial as in we don't believe you can walk into any establishment in Thailand and pay for sex. Personally, it doesn't bother me whether you can or can't, I just think it's amusing that you're trying to convince us that the entire female population of Thailand want to sleep with you. :lol:

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Post by 747man » July 31, 2009, 9:51 pm

Hey Guys, What do you know I just been cruising "The Bright Lights of Nong Khai "In The Rolls Bentley Dont you know, I stopped in a number of places.....A Thai eating house, BBB's,A Filling Station, Tescos ,A 7-11,And to my :shock: & Horror was NOT Approached by 1 Single Lady of the Night, I dont know maybe I was just Toooooooo Early doing the rounds,OR then again I could have had the wrong After Shave lotion on,Oh ! Well theres always Tomollow.... :shock: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Dagnabbit » July 31, 2009, 9:56 pm

jackspratt wrote:If you think you are going to fall in love in a ho' house, the easiest way to check is to simply ask your companion "am I in, love"?
=D> :lol:

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Post by 747man » July 31, 2009, 9:57 pm

beer monkey wrote:Did you see anyone in a tinfoil hat..???

anyway back to dating sites and Ho'Houses etc....lots of chaps find real love with-in the first 10 minutes i reckon, well to them anyway......although a little longer on dating sites.
Thought I saw a FALANG wearing Tottingham Shirt,Maybe he got transfered....... :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

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Post by izzix » July 31, 2009, 10:58 pm

i always get the gladeye from women in public ,and they are young gals too .so MTD is right its as easy as falling off a log .

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Post by beer monkey » July 31, 2009, 11:08 pm

Tell Us More Izzie.....i can never have my fill of your exploits. but keep Zem Short Und Sweet young fella.... :D

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Post by Marmite The Dog » July 31, 2009, 11:09 pm

Fawn wrote:
Marmite on the Dog's rear end wrote:Wow, so many people in denial in one place. Marvellous!
In denial - is that another reference to Egypt? :-k

Oh I'm solly, in denial as in we don't believe you can walk into any establishment in Thailand and pay for sex. Personally, it doesn't bother me whether you can or can't, I just think it's amusing that you're trying to convince us that the entire female population of Thailand want to sleep with you. :lol:
I never said that they wanted to sleep with me. I said that they were wanting to supplement their income by offering sex. I guess you get a kick out of being an ignorant ***** - go for it.

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Post by Irish Alan » July 31, 2009, 11:24 pm

Irish Alan wrote:Where was de Oirish pub and the music shop Marmite? That would be a good day if I can get some Guinness, a left-handed guitar and a bro job.

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You didn't answer my question Jase... I'll try again.

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Post by cali4995 » July 31, 2009, 11:34 pm

izzix wrote:i always get the gladeye from women in public ,and they are young gals too .so MTD is right its as easy as falling off a log .
you guys are obviously employing some type of issan hypnotic spell on the young lasses to
keep them entranced with your charms......possibly some type of stud creme rubbed on arm? :lol:

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Post by beer monkey » July 31, 2009, 11:36 pm

More the ankle area.

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Post by arjay » July 31, 2009, 11:57 pm

Mod Note - Please keep to the topic. ;)

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Post by Fawn » August 1, 2009, 2:43 am

goonersh wrote:Seriously, i KNOW the internet dating scene pretty well from the past both as a single person, and the more kinkier side..... as part of a couple :oops: and im sorry but i do not think anyone has more than a 0.0000001% of finding love, let alone anyone sane enough for a second date on most of those sites. Im more than happy to share my experiences of this if people want to know.. they are actually great stories of alcoholics, nutters, sex starved old wimmen and liars.....

Now onto the go go bars, which lets face it are basically whorehouses with a bar and music...

Im sorry but IMO, people who think these three examples are the way to go to find love.. are pretty damm lame

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Is the Gooner back tomorrow or has he longer to serve in Solitary? I have some more questions to ask him with reference to the above....

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Post by saint » August 1, 2009, 7:14 am

izzix wrote:i always get the gladeye from women in public ,and they are young gals too .so MTD is right its as easy as falling off a log .
what exactly is the gladeye ? if its a friendly smile , then yes , i have to agree with both yourself and the frog , there to be found around every corner . silly old me , i just thought they were being friendly , i never in my wildest dreams thought it meant they wanted my body or cash !!!!!! #-o #-o #-o

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Post by saint » August 1, 2009, 7:22 am

Fawn wrote:
goonersh wrote:Seriously, i KNOW the internet dating scene pretty well from the past both as a single person, and the more kinkier side..... as part of a couple :oops: and im sorry but i do not think anyone has more than a 0.0000001% of finding love, let alone anyone sane enough for a second date on most of those sites. Im more than happy to share my experiences of this if people want to know.. they are actually great stories of alcoholics, nutters, sex starved old wimmen and liars.....

Now onto the go go bars, which lets face it are basically whorehouses with a bar and music...

Im sorry but IMO, people who think these three examples are the way to go to find love.. are pretty damm lame

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Is the Gooner back tomorrow or has he longer to serve in Solitary? I have some more questions to ask him with reference to the above....
if the love sick pup does make it back tommorow , i hope your gonna play nice bambi . we would not want to see you banished to the darkest corner of the forest , especialy after your recent reincarnation . your quip about denial being another refferance to egypt was quite amusing though . :D :D

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Post by jackspratt » August 1, 2009, 8:36 am

saint wrote:
izzix wrote:i always get the gladeye from women in public ,and they are young gals too .so MTD is right its as easy as falling off a log .
what exactly is the gladeye ?
The gladeye is a variety of flower, so beloved of Dame Edna Everage.

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I am sure this is what izzie is referring to :-"

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Post by 747man » August 1, 2009, 9:37 am

Jack, No thats a GLADIOLIE........But you were nearly correct..... :lol: :lol:

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