Where can I watch Australian football in Udon Thani?

[Kevro]

Hi Aardvark,

wonder who are the best mud runners. Geelong would maybe classify that as a nice day for footy.

Unless West Coast are in the GF I tend to go for the underdogs. That is why I think I will support the Saints, been a long time between drinks for them. Went for the Hawks last year and they got up. The weather (if it goes the way of the forecast) might even it up into a low scoring slog.

Will find out on Saturday I suppose

Kevro

[Sport]

Mark, (Aardvark), your ears were burning because I was talking to Mr Fulla Glassa de Jameson,

Wazza, if its on Australia Netwrok, it will be shown at Jingjoes.

Rob.

[wazza]

The best place to watch it is the Aussie Rules Piss up in Bangers, run by the Australian Chamber of Commerce - Bangkok. I think its at the Sheraton or similar.

Cant get a ticket for trying, sold out, Aussie pies flown in and a special AFL guest, current player normally from Collingwood, as they never get in the finals ( See Roy , how we hate them Magpies )

Seems Jack ( and his Katoeys ) and I will be miles apart for this game. he certainly wont be needing any atrificial tears to stop his drying eyes from the Ban Dang heat.

He probably liked Alan Moffat as well ! LOL

[jackspratt]

Jeez wazz - as I see it you have 2 choices. Stay off the woobla, or turn on your spell check

In the meantime, I have readjusted the winning margin to 35 points for the Handbaggers.

And I hope Mr Baldock stays well away from the post game showers in the Soapdroppers change rooms.

I will leave the Moffat/Brock issue well alone for the moment, as I have just returned from Eddies Wine and Cocktail Brasserrie, full of good cheer

[wazza]

Jack S

Things are looking up in Ban Eddie , I think the Leyland Brothers nearly got there 25 years ago .

35 points, Crikey mate, whose on what, is the pot black or what ???

[archie]

The Cats are home for all money fellas. They will have plenty on the Sainters on Saturday. The G.F is played at the G as we all know and Geelong are geniuses at playing there in Saturdays forcasted conditions. The Saints are brilliant under the roof at docklands but they will find Saturday a different story. I also feel sorry for the Cats as the 2 times we have played them in a Granny we have pulled their pants down ( so to speak ), and both of those games they had young Gary's father in the team. Go the Eagles !!!

In all seriousness though, it has been a while since we have had 2 sides with the pure talent of these teams playing off on the last Saturday in September, so it should be a cracker.

Praise be to the Lord for giving us the Greatest Game On The Planet. AMEN...

[jackspratt]

Jack S

Things are looking up in Ban Eddie , I think the Leyland Brothers nearly got there 25 years ago .

35 points, Crikey mate, whose on what, is the pot black or what ???

Sorry to hear the Leyland Brothers didn't quite make it 25 years ago - just shows you, never put off till tomorrow what you could have done today (give or take 25 years). Now of course, they cannot make it to Eddies - unless perchance, Mike was a Buddhist.

Just rang my bookie - Handies by 40 points, and bring your own Cashmere Bouquet for the Droppers

[wazza]

As we count down the hours to that greatest day in September, we should listen to Paul Kelly.

" I'm high on the hill. Looking over the bridge. To the M.C.G.. And way up on high. The clock on the silo. Says eleven degrees " ..............

Barnsey is playing and 20 slabs of VB says he will sing " No Second Prize " dedicated to Jack from Banned Dung

[jackspratt]

wazza if you want to have a wager, you will need to put up a credible prize.

20 slabs (or 1000 for that matter) of VB has no value whatsoever - as I might quietly add, does anything shouted/screamed by that displaced Scot, affectionately known (to his 3 fans) as Barnsey.

Although I do understand why you Tasswegians identify with him

Oops..... just snuck up to 7 clear goals. =D>

[wazza]

Jack

Ur Bookie must be wearing a copy T shirt from your local market up there , made of Fine Cotton.

Saints by 8

[jackspratt]

No ring-ins here wazz.

My bookie, being a bold personality, now says the Pussies by 43.

[wazza]

They will need a Cold Chisel to prize the trophy from Darryl's hands Jack.

Im having to watch the worm on the AFL web site , on my ancient computer here in Kazakhstan.

Just hope its not like 2005, when "Leaping Leo " took the mark of the year to seal the game for my beloved Swans . Only for me in Saudi to hear the ball kicked up and then a mark, and Win Media refreshed and i couldnt hear who took the mark, the longest 8 seconds of my life.

That day Bobby Skilton had the fastest 8 seconds in history for the centre square.

Had the privledge of meeting Ian Stewart many, many times in Tasmania years ago, saw his 3 Brownlows hanging proudly in the frame. Sadly he was a patient requiring my professional services, so what do u say to a guy with 3 brownlows and needs an IV, "Ian this isnt going to hurt after what u have been thru ! "

" Stewart is one of only four men to win the then-VFL's top individual award, the Brownlow medal, three times, and is a Legend of the Australian Football Hall of Fame. He will always be remembered as one of the truly great exponents of Australian football, a player with the rare blend of skill, concentration and courage who formed partnerships with two of the greatest forwards the game has produced, Darrel Baldock and Royce Hart. Coincidentally, all three men hailed from Tasmania during a period when the country's smallest state contributed some unforgettable talent to the national game." wikpedia

Do it for Trevor !

Saints by 8

[jackspratt]

Bl00dy hell wazza - you don't half play the morbid card. Brocky, and then Barker

Bei non!

[AussieElla]

You can watch the Aussie football at the Aussie Pub!

[wazza]

A Geelong supporter is walking his dog. The dog has only three legs, one eye is missing and the other has a patch over it, half a tail, no teeth, missing fur, bad breath and smells badly. Anyway during this walk the supporter accidentally kicks a VB stubby and 'poof' out pops a Genie. Beautiful she was too. Great breasts, arse and legs - in high heels, short leather skirt and low top... but that's another story.

Back to the Geelong supporter. As per usual, the Genie gives him a wish. He thinks for a minute, which in itself is no mean feat for anyone who supports Geelong, and asks the genie if she can fix up his life long friend and companion, the dog, whose name, by the way, was Gary.

The Genie looks at the dog and says, 'Look I might be good, but I'm not that good. Wish again'.

'How about Geelong beating St Kilda in a Grand Final?' suggests the Geelong supporter. The Genie just laughs and says, 'Give us another look at that dog....'

[jackspratt]

............which of course (being a bit cold in Melbourne) was wearing a woollen jumper with a red, white, and black vertical stripe down the front.

[wazza]

A few for Roy and a few for Jack !

A genie appears to a Carlton supporter and says,
"You may have 3 wishes, but i must warn you, whatever you wish for, Collingwood supporters will get double the amount"

The Carlton fan wished for a car, so all collingwood fans got two cars.
Then the Carlton fan wished for a million dollars, so all collingwood fans got 2 milion dollars.

Finally, coming to his senses, realising that the collingwood fans were getting double what he was wishing for, the carlton fan said
"you know, ive always wanted to donate a kidney"

loveee that one. ^

(2) (q)What has thirty six legs and cant climb a ladder?
(a) collingwood

(3) A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in Collingwood and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Collingwood fan. She asks her students to
raise their hands if they, too, are fans.

Everyone in
the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn’t you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Collingwood fan,” she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a
Collingwood fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I'm a Richmond fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears.

"Mary, why are you a Richmond fan?" My mum and dad were born and raised in Richmond, so my mum is a Richmond fan and my dad is a Richmond fan, and so I'm a Richmond fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Richmond fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute, your dad was a drug addict and your brother was a car thief, what would you be then?"

"Then," Mary said, "I'd be a Collingwood fan."

(4) Q: Which Pie is likely to win this year’s Copeland Trophy?
A: Four ‘n’ Twenty

(5) Gary Abblett was caught by a speed camera. "I'll do anything for 4 points," he said...

(6)(Q) Geelong supporters in a car, without any music, whos driving?
(A) A policeman

(7) What do you say to a Geelong fan with a job?
il have fries with that thanks!

(8) Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in a Geelong jersey? The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment.

[Kevro]

Good ones Wazza.

Sent them to a mate in Pattaya, a one eyed Geelong supporter. He won't be happy to read Geelong being inserted in jokes normally reserved for Collingwood.

Kevro

[wazza]

Kevro

dam it, u spotted that , oh well, but still a good laugh eh ?


I see Jack is lagging behind again, just like his fellow Cats.

[jackspratt]

Fellow Cats - wash ya mouth out.

They are merely the lesser of two evils, who twice had chances in the early 90s, only to be beaten by a far superior outfit on both occasions. =D> =D> =D>