Signs for concern?

[Brian Davis]

I’m certain many posters have seen odd/amusing signs in Thailand. I rather liked crap soup on a Phuket menu, but wasn’t sure if it meant an ingredient or was an opinion. Perhaps both?

But today in Makro, there was a small OTOP food stall with sign (you know the sort) ‘ Clean food. Good testes’. Ooooppsss. I can think of one woman who would probably like to separate my ‘attachments’ from the rest of me, by one means or another, but the thought that they might then go on sale would really be adding insult to injury!

[BKKSTAN]

Might be a change from those powdery chicken and pork ''balls'' served

[saint]

yes , but are you sure that they are indeed chicken or pork stan ?

[beer monkey]

Clean Food Good Testes

Nahhhh they talking Bollo**s....

[Ter]

Can anyone get a photo of this please. Perhaps mr C.A.Jones

[polehawk]

The Makro sign painters seem to be somewhat English challenged. Saw a sign there not long ago that said "Dog Meat" in the frozen meat section. Wife explained that these were meat scraps and bones left after butchering and sold to the dog owners. I think. I hope. Cheap, though.

[beer monkey]

Saw a sign there not long ago that said "Dog Meat" in the frozen meat section

Either that or its where all the local Soi dogs have their weekly meeting, and discuss the strength of the baht and the best places to get a good left over meal along with where are the best homes to take a dump outside off.

[Ter]

[Bugs Bunny]

How about:

"Pizza Hat"
"Wood Craving"
"Gasoline & Haircut"

[Irish Alan]

I’m certain many posters have seen odd/amusing signs in Thailand. I rather liked crap soup on a Phuket menu, but wasn’t sure if it meant an ingredient or was an opinion. Perhaps both?

But today in Makro, there was a small OTOP food stall with sign (you know the sort) ‘ Clean food. Good testes’. Ooooppsss. I can think of one woman who would probably like to separate my ‘attachments’ from the rest of me, by one means or another, but the thought that they might then go on sale would really be adding insult to injury!

A few pics here: Lost in Translation

[Tony Croweater]

Reminds me of a couple of teeshirts spotted in Lampang:

One on a middle-aged Thai woman riding a moped proclaiming 'F... You, I'm from Texas'

... and another promoting a local air-con firm with the company motto emblazoned on the back stating
'The joy of natural wind'

[Brian Davis]

My wife was preparing dinner, opening a packet bought in Tesco's, when I noticed the label 'Fresh Hygienic Beef'. One would hope that everything on sale is, indeed, fresh and hygienic, but from this labelling, perhaps there are times when e.g.' 'not so good' burgers, or 'dodgy' rice crispies are available?

[pienmash]

This is a true road sign i saw a while back whilst near Nan City a village was named Lik Mi Krak , my brothers missus is from up there and he took the photo to prove it , i will try to get him to email me it .

[old-timer]

This is a true road sign i saw a while back whilst near Nan City a village was named Lik Mi Krak , my brothers missus is from up there and he took the photo to prove it , i will try to get him to email me it .

I went through a village called "go f*ck yourself you silly cu*t".
Can't remember where it was though.

OT............

[Aardvark]

Probably where you were Born

[monkeyman]

source: /thailandlandofsmiles.com

[LoongLee]

No problem unless you intend to massage his/her feet after,,,,,,,,,

[parrot]

The Thai translates out to "Don't wash your feet in the bathroom". I suspect it's a bathroom located near a mosque.

[Texpat]

This is a true road sign i saw a while back whilst near Nan City a village was named Lik Mi Krak , my brothers missus is from up there and he took the photo to prove it , i will try to get him to email me it .

I went through a village called "go f*ck yourself you silly cu*t".
Can't remember where it was though.

OT............

I suspect the breakdown in communication occurred when, as you were rollin' through town, you shouted out the window, "Where you from darlin," and she thought you said, "Do you find me sexy?'"

[hangsaboot]

I went through a village called "go f*ck yourself you silly cu*t".
Can't remember where it was though.

UDON THANI ...
many silly cu,,,
has been well fcked ,, here ..
and ,, they still keep comming ..