
This also as I'm afraid kilograms will be added to my weight due to the total stop of alcohol...

Well, to do so I decided to get a bicycle (I will use bike but was afraid to use the word in the title as most people call a motorbike a bike too).
Now you say: buy a bike and shut up. Correct, if you don't know where and how I live

I live in the hills of remote Isan, 75 km east/south/east of Udon, 35 km from Nong han (dir. Sakon Nakhon).
No huge hills but about 100 m difference in height (in several climbs and downhills) to go to the main village, distance 5 km.
Oh yes, before I forget: the largest part (the hills) of this road is a red sand, clay, mud, stones collection with more holes per sq m than a piece of Emmental cheese has...

Therefor my question: what kind of bike do I need?
Do I need just a bike with 27 or more speed, an ATB (All Terrain Bike), Mountain Bike or even another kind?
What do I specifically look for? Tyres? Speed system? I'm a total virgin on this subject

Any serious advice would be warmly welcomed. Any jokes too =D>
Thanks guys.
Joe