Relationship with Udon Thani Guy

Post by **splasher** » August 17, 2011, 6:03 pm

And the first to phone is.............................??

Post by **pienmash** » August 17, 2011, 6:05 pm

Thanks UF , i will take note of your advice even tho to some it may appear a tadge thread destroying n crude ,,, its not cost effective to give the much revered MMPP away for nowt becos i know you well and realise your onee havin a laff ..... unlike a certain clarevoyant character assasin sat in his country mansion watching the grass grow .

Off to the the barbers now , then a groin wax ,,,,,, will CC be at CC tomorrow ?? will my gonads got thru the mangle ??

Yes my dear twas rather inclement today here in Udonthani, btw please let us know who the first to phone is wont you ??

mash

Post by **merchant seaman** » August 17, 2011, 6:24 pm

If I had access to a pay phone I would. Well it's off to the bus station. The witching hour, how appropriate. What will tomorrow bring? Tune in same time same place for the next episode of AS THE WORLD TURNS!!!

Post by **splasher** » August 17, 2011, 6:47 pm

I hope PienM has a camera....my money is it's Roofy in drag...........

Post by **Kevro** » August 17, 2011, 7:10 pm

Or "The Mighty Chang"

Kevro

Post by **trubrit** » August 17, 2011, 7:12 pm

splasher wrote:I hope PienM has a camera....my money is it's Roofy in drag...........

Oh come on its obvious . Chan Chop. CC same as Chern Chim. Its Jon having a quite time in the shop and giving reign to all his weird fantasies .

Post by **merchant seaman** » August 17, 2011, 7:36 pm

It's not Rufus that's for sure. Pienmash? Maybe. Nobody call the number yet?? Will we find out the truth tomorrow? Or will someone be at the bus station at midnight? When will the saga end? Only questions no answers. One thing for sure we all fell hook, line, and sinker!! Been one of the best threads in a long time.

Post by **splasher** » August 17, 2011, 8:12 pm

merchant seaman wrote:It's not Rufus that's for sure. Pienmash? Maybe. Nobody call the number yet?? Will we find out the truth tomorrow? Or will someone be at the bus station at midnight? When will the saga end? Only questions no answers. One thing for sure we all fell hook, line, and sinker!! Been one of the best threads in a long time.

I concur it is not Dufus....I was just being facetious.

PieRmash??....possibly...the man clearly needs more oxygen...

Post by **merchant seaman** » August 17, 2011, 8:21 pm

Well, I'm not giving mouth to mouth!!! Chanchop it's up to you as we say here in the land of smiles.

Post by **old-timer** » August 17, 2011, 9:42 pm

merchant seaman wrote:Well, I'm not giving mouth to mouth!!! Chanchop it's up to you as we say here in the land of smiles.

ms - are you injecting testoserone or a crack-head, it's difficult to work out ?

OT................. $\:D/$

Post by **merchant seaman** » August 17, 2011, 9:55 pm

use to be a crack head. that was before I started visiting the opium dens in Chang mai. They closed all them down a couple of years ago. That's when I started injecting testoserone. not so difficult to work out at all, see?

Post by **pienmash** » August 17, 2011, 10:21 pm

trubrit wrote:
splasher wrote:I hope PienM has a camera....my money is it's Roofy in drag...........
Oh come on its obvious . Chan Chop. CC same as Chern Chim. Its Jon having a quite time in the shop and giving reign to all his weird fantasies .

Well ive been out for a romantic meal meal with the missus (before the divorce tomorow) and just loged on to find more more of you guys think this Chanchop is me ,,,,,,,,,,,, as Victor Meldrew would say I DONT BELEIVE IT !! , i have my own ideas on marketing and a bit of fun but 100% this is not me , im begining ti think this beauty is for real and im gonna be brown bread tomorrow , ive seen Dao slice black pudding and im off away for the day , what else can i do ?? im dead meat , too young to die ............... help meeeeeeeeeeeee .

IM NOT SCARED !!

Post by **pienmash** » August 17, 2011, 10:45 pm

Just filling my hot water bottle and the phone rings ................... oh my buddha , yes it was she sounds sexier than she looks and impeckerble English like wot i speak , this could be the start of something big or a long painful death ... wish me luck ,,,,, BTW if you dont hear fro me again its been a pleasure meeting you all both on the forum and in CC thats a chern chim .

Tatty bye

Post by **chanchop** » August 18, 2011, 2:56 am

Hi all.

Am in Udon, over at Wanpen Apartments just next to the highway on the way up to Nong Khai. BF decided he was too sick to see me, I am terribly disappointed. I just travelled nearly 14 hours to get here and he gets upset that I am upset he is not coming to the bus station to pick me. Claims he said I should meet him on the 20th in Bangkok - why didn't he say so when I called to tell him I am coming yesterday, or even today, when I arrived in Bangkok, or even at 4pm, before I boarded the bus to Udon?

This is ridiculous. I came all the way expecting to see him, on what planet is he that he thinks I will travel for such a long time to be alone in the hotel?

Sorry to rant off topic, but I am really too upset to care if I am on topic or not.

I came thinking of giving his parents some money as a contribution to their new home they are saving for, but why should I even do so, now that he is treating me as such?

SOB

Post by **chanchop** » August 18, 2011, 3:59 am

pienmash wrote:Just filling my hot water bottle and the phone rings ................... oh my buddha , yes it was she sounds sexier than she looks and impeckerble English like wot i speak , this could be the start of something big or a long painful death ... wish me luck ,,,,, BTW if you dont hear fro me again its been a pleasure meeting you all both on the forum and in CC thats a chern chim .

Tatty bye

give me your number and i will call...
Probably early in the morning when I way...bad habit of waking way too early

Post by **chanchop** » August 18, 2011, 4:01 am

chanchop wrote:
pienmash wrote:Just filling my hot water bottle and the phone rings ................... oh my buddha , yes it was she sounds sexier than she looks and impeckerble English like wot i speak , this could be the start of something big or a long painful death ... wish me luck ,,,,, BTW if you dont hear fro me again its been a pleasure meeting you all both on the forum and in CC thats a chern chim .

Tatty bye

give me your number and i will call...
Probably early in the morning when I way...bad habit of waking way too early

Just realized that everyone sleeps too early...and the spell check is stuck on american english... hence the awful spell, sorry everyone... the juxtaposition of British and American englsh

Post by **pienmash** » August 18, 2011, 8:19 am

Thats a bummer CC your BF being an SOB as well as sleepy , he may have a wife n kids hee already and hes been stringing you on would be the first time tho its reversed sexes in this case. I feel so sad that you have been let down after such a mammoth trip i would wals a 100 miles with mi boots full of broken glass to see you !! Also the money you were gonna give this scallies parents i had athought - why dont you donate it to me and i can split it between the many charities i run.

My wife is here now , she has a big knife at my throat ...... may be the cash could pay the hospital bills.

Dont worry about the appauling use of American English , we are use to it here in Udon and on the UM haha.

How crazy is it tho CC there are some who think you are me and this is all a rooze , CRAZEEEEEEE.

Mash ....... if you drop by please call me dad , papa or dearest father , it may help.

Post by **merchant seaman** » August 18, 2011, 8:31 am

Oh my!!! What a rotten SOB your boyfriend is. My heart bleeds for you. What can we possible do for you my dear? This as happened to most of us at least once here in Thailand. What rotten people. Liars, cheaters, back stabbers. Only thing you can do is return to Singapore with your broken heart. Hopefully you can get over this and carry on with your life. Maybe you should find a nice rich old farlang geeser to make you happy once again. Please let us know what your plans are, you have become like a sister to all of us and we worry about your well being.

Post by **semperfiguy** » August 18, 2011, 8:34 am

Don't mean to rub salt in your wounds Chan Chap, but..."We told you so"! This guy is a bum from the git go, and if you take your hard earned money and give it to his family you will be kicking yourself in the head when the full truth about him is revealed. Take your money and give it to the children that you minister to. Their hearts are pure and innocent and not full of deceit and lies like the Thai bf. If you think his family is innocent, just remember that was the mold he was poured out of! Get it?

Post by **bamakmak** » August 18, 2011, 8:39 am

pienmash wrote:My wife is here now , she has a big knife at my throat

John, you should be happy that's where the knife is positioned. As this progresses, that knife might slip a bit and on Friday, Dau may be adding a new selection to the shelves of CC: Duck Feed. Food for thought (pun intended)!!