Relationship with Udon Thani Guy

Post by **pienmash** » August 19, 2011, 10:28 pm

Dont know where to start ......

Arse blasters are great , hemeroids are not .
Claussens - no propem , but Branston is the prince of all pickles .

Im tired off to bed with my pet goat harold , hes got a tongue like sandpaper - loverleeee.

neet , mash

Post by **rct** » August 20, 2011, 5:32 am

Thread seems to be hijacked.

Hopefully the charming Chanchop will keep posting her perceptions and inquires re Udon, even if a very few may impugn her or Mr. CC's motives.

Post by **pienmash** » August 20, 2011, 7:53 am

rct .... I would hazzard a guess CC is spending time with her boyfreind "catching up" perhaps as theyve not seen each other for quite a while , no doubt she will be fine and if not she can always drop by in see motiveless Mash and Dao the one with a big nife .. for a pork pie conseltation !!.

Dont drink too much Blend CC ...... REMEMBER THE HEADACHE .

Mash.

Post by **Aardvark** » August 20, 2011, 10:28 am

And another great adventure comes to an end. What next folks, a "Movie Star" "Pink" we will just have to wait

Post by **chanchop** » August 20, 2011, 10:42 am

I've been so under the weather you won't believe (pun intended) - hot and sunny then cold and wet. Headache's continued which is strange, and it is the kind that won't allow you to sit and read either, much less type. Now typing under the influence of stilton that's propping me up and 4 paracetamol tablets. If I get better, bf's gone home and I decided to stay in the hotel where there is easy access to a normal toilet, I'll head down to CC for kippers this time! Been thinking of the kippers and rhubarb pie.

I wish there was some catching up with bf the kind that I'll like, but he's extremely shy / not forthcoming even when I make the first move, swiping my hand away or gently pushing me away from him. I still can not figure out if this is normal mannerisms of an Udon male. But then I'm sick yesterday and today, so he's safe from my advances for a while.

I've given up on trying to use the toilets, making sure that I've got on gps the nearest western styled toilet to where I happen to be at. I've collected quite a few locations already, but thank you so much for the photo illustration. I can not forsee myself touching ---- no matter how much water I have to splash on my behind. Excuse the language, I hope no kids are reading this thread. Touching the container now that I know what it is used for is distasteful to me now, thank goodness i've always been washing my hands with the tap instead of with the suspicious collection of water next to the dunny.

I'm thinking that if I am able to pump my stomach ( puke out whatever is poisoning me and giving me a headache, chills and the runs ) I should be able to eat some kippers really soon.

Bfs given a new medicine for colds, headaches and the like, I hope this puts me to sleep.

See you all really soon, am leaving for Bangkok probably tomorrow night or so!

-Vivien

Post by **grozza** » August 20, 2011, 11:06 am

chanchop are you sure he is not a shirt lifter,or a receiver of swollon goods,because most thai guys cant keep it in there pants.

Post by **chanchop** » August 20, 2011, 11:15 am

grozza wrote:chanchop are you sure he is not a shirt lifter,or a receiver of swollon goods,because most thai guys cant keep it in there pants.

Bfs clean as whistle, we've consummated the relationship just not as often as I would like. While he gets aroused, he keeps a tight rein on his impulses for some strange reason, and is quite religious. He doesn't eat beef since four years ago, though his family eats it. I wonder if it is a religion thing or an Udon male thing. Another strange thing is that he is extremely shy, doing it under a blanket or with lights off! He also doesn't like me to make any sound at all, not even breathe harder. Think it is extremely strange behaviour, have never met anyone like him.

He says the last time he had sex was 4 years ago, before me, and I believe him, coz the first time was EXTREMELY awkward. He's much better now, and more relaxed with me. His gf ran away and married a rich guy, leaving him broken and wanting to kill himself. He tried hanging himself, but rope broke and he didn't die. So he cut up his arm pretty badly to remind him not to kill himself again, and he has scars to show for it.

He's also might be a hypochondriac like me, which is great as we are both very worried about viruses, stds and the like.

But I'm still wondering if this is typical behavior.

Post by **merchant seaman** » August 20, 2011, 11:48 am

I think it's time you start looking for a new BF. One who will treat you yhe way a lady should be. Hope you are feeling better. By the way what did you eat at CC's?

Post by **pienmash** » August 20, 2011, 11:51 am

Just as this thread seems to be on its way out , the lovely CC throws in some real quality material for Mash to digest and advise there upon .

Having met you i too was of the thinking that ur bf was in fact a puffta pillow biter , or at best bysexual nowt wrong with that in mashes book i m a tadge gay on Sundays . Then the suicide stuff .......... the gf ran off with a rich bloke .... sounds familar just a role reversal imo ......... what di know im just a physopathic sausage seller !!.

One things for sure the kippers n rhubarb pie is the perfect cure - you know where the sausage doctor hangs out !!.

Whatever happens hope you are ok and happy , cu .

mASH n Dao.

Post by **wazza** » August 20, 2011, 12:29 pm

Like sand through the hour glass, those are the days of our lives.

Post by **wazza** » August 20, 2011, 12:30 pm

Like sand through the hour glass, those are the days of our lives.

Post by **chedd44** » August 20, 2011, 1:02 pm

pienmash wrote:Just as this thread seems to be on its way out , the lovely CC throws in some real quality material for Mash to digest and advise there upon .

Having met you i too was of the thinking that ur bf was in fact a puffta pillow biter , or at best bysexual nowt wrong with that in mashes book i m a tadge gay on Sundays . Then the suicide stuff .......... the gf ran off with a rich bloke .... sounds familar just a role reversal imo ......... what di know im just a physopathic sausage seller !!.

One things for sure the kippers n rhubarb pie is the perfect cure - you know where the sausage doctor hangs out !!.

Whatever happens hope you are ok and happy , cu .

mASH n Dao.

Sausage Jockey"s wear their socks in bed ...its a well known fact , next time IT happens take a torch ( if the lights are out ) and check his feet , some chutney ferrets wear one on and one off so be careful ! I used to be in entertainment ....I know about these things :-"

Post by **rct** » August 20, 2011, 1:27 pm

This entire thread has been a role reversal, which is why it has seemed fresh and interesting.

CC is getting plenty of attention by the males in Udon except by her BF, so CC why not have your Singapore girlfriends come join you in Udon and liven everything up next time, though be sure to stay closer to downtown to visit all the hangouts more easily. If any of your friends are "SPG's" all the better!

*****
I'll be in Singapore this week, noting one night hotel will cost a lot more than two weeks in your Udon hotel!

Post by **chanchop** » August 20, 2011, 1:56 pm

chedd44 wrote:
pienmash wrote:Just as this thread seems to be on its way out , the lovely CC throws in some real quality material for Mash to digest and advise there upon .

Having met you i too was of the thinking that ur bf was in fact a puffta pillow biter , or at best bysexual nowt wrong with that in mashes book i m a tadge gay on Sundays . Then the suicide stuff .......... the gf ran off with a rich bloke .... sounds familar just a role reversal imo ......... what di know im just a physopathic sausage seller !!.

One things for sure the kippers n rhubarb pie is the perfect cure - you know where the sausage doctor hangs out !!.

Whatever happens hope you are ok and happy , cu .

mASH n Dao.
Sausage Jockey"s wear their socks in bed ...its a well known fact , next time IT happens take a torch ( if the lights are out ) and check his feet , some chutney ferrets wear one on and one off so be careful ! I used to be in entertainment ....I know about these things :-"

Are you serious or just having me on? He takes off his socks, washes his feet before bed though.He knows how to put on makeup and has more face washing liquids than me. He's got acne perhaps that's why, and 3 older sisters and one younger one. Puts on sunscreen everyday, followed by talcum powder religiously without fail. Brings about 6kg of creams, shampoo, conditioner to Singapore, knows how to buy foundation and powder, picking out the right tone for me.

Hmm. I'm wondering now.

Post by **chanchop** » August 20, 2011, 1:59 pm

pienmash wrote:Just as this thread seems to be on its way out , the lovely CC throws in some real quality material for Mash to digest and advise there upon .

Having met you i too was of the thinking that ur bf was in fact a puffta pillow biter , or at best bysexual nowt wrong with that in mashes book i m a tadge gay on Sundays . Then the suicide stuff .......... the gf ran off with a rich bloke .... sounds familar just a role reversal imo ......... what di know im just a physopathic sausage seller !!.

One things for sure the kippers n rhubarb pie is the perfect cure - you know where the sausage doctor hangs out !!.

Whatever happens hope you are ok and happy , cu .

mASH n Dao.

Think the excellent mould on the stilton helped in the headache and the runs. I actually feel better, if not from the meds then from the stilton and potato chips!

Thinking of heading down too cc in an hour or less, do you have a normal toilet in the shop? Else I've got to run over to Angel Massage and get a massage done to use their toilet, or the hairshop opposite Central Plaza.

Post by JR » August 20, 2011, 2:10 pm

/quote
Are you serious or just having me on? He takes off his socks, washes his feet before bed though.He knows how to put on makeup and has more face washing liquids than me. He's got acne perhaps that's why, and 3 older sisters and one younger one. Puts on sunscreen everyday, followed by talcum powder religiously without fail. Brings about 6kg of creams, shampoo, conditioner to Singapore, knows how to buy foundation and powder, picking out the right tone for me.

Hmm. I'm wondering now.[/quote]

Err, if you are serious about him doing this, I'd stay away. That is surely not common behaviour for a Thai (or any) man whether in Udon or anywhere else.

Post by **pienmash** » August 20, 2011, 2:22 pm

chanchop wrote:
pienmash wrote:Just as this thread seems to be on its way out , the lovely CC throws in some real quality material for Mash to digest and advise there upon .

Having met you i too was of the thinking that ur bf was in fact a puffta pillow biter , or at best bysexual nowt wrong with that in mashes book i m a tadge gay on Sundays . Then the suicide stuff .......... the gf ran off with a rich bloke .... sounds familar just a role reversal imo ......... what di know im just a physopathic sausage seller !!.

One things for sure the kippers n rhubarb pie is the perfect cure - you know where the sausage doctor hangs out !!.

Whatever happens hope you are ok and happy , cu .

mASH n Dao.
Think the excellent mould on the stilton helped in the headache and the runs. I actually feel better, if not from the meds then from the stilton and potato chips!

Thinking of heading down too cc in an hour or less, do you have a normal toilet in the shop? Else I've got to run over to Angel Massage and get a massage done to use their toilet, or the hairshop opposite Central Plaza.

CC we are talking about the Mash emporium hee of course we have a proper Farang frendly bog with clean towel and some soft colour coordinated tissue no expense spared even down to the top quality smudge free hidden micro cameras (for security purposes only) , feel free to come n log off any time , alas as today is Saturday i close early cos the footies on the tv ............ i just love to chill in the top floor mash penthouse palace watching the football whilst gently playing with my gonads .

mash ........ assisting udons visitors in all ways possible.

Post by **chanchop** » August 20, 2011, 2:23 pm

JR wrote:/quote
Are you serious or just having me on? He takes off his socks, washes his feet before bed though.He knows how to put on makeup and has more face washing liquids than me. He's got acne perhaps that's why, and 3 older sisters and one younger one. Puts on sunscreen everyday, followed by talcum powder religiously without fail. Brings about 6kg of creams, shampoo, conditioner to Singapore, knows how to buy foundation and powder, picking out the right tone for me.

Hmm. I'm wondering now.

Err, if you are serious about him doing this, I'd stay away. That is surely not common behaviour for a Thai (or any) man whether in Udon or anywhere else.[/quote]

All the other thai guys in Singapore seem to do this too, being entertainers. One thai guy I was with when I was 21 year old had the same traits...sunblock, makeup.

Post by **chanchop** » August 20, 2011, 2:28 pm

pienmash wrote:
chanchop wrote:
pienmash wrote:Just as this thread seems to be on its way out , the lovely CC throws in some real quality material for Mash to digest and advise there upon .

Having met you i too was of the thinking that ur bf was in fact a puffta pillow biter , or at best bysexual nowt wrong with that in mashes book i m a tadge gay on Sundays . Then the suicide stuff .......... the gf ran off with a rich bloke .... sounds familar just a role reversal imo ......... what di know im just a physopathic sausage seller !!.

One things for sure the kippers n rhubarb pie is the perfect cure - you know where the sausage doctor hangs out !!.

Whatever happens hope you are ok and happy , cu .

mASH n Dao.
Think the excellent mould on the stilton helped in the headache and the runs. I actually feel better, if not from the meds then from the stilton and potato chips!

Thinking of heading down too cc in an hour or less, do you have a normal toilet in the shop? Else I've got to run over to Angel Massage and get a massage done to use their toilet, or the hairshop opposite Central Plaza.
CC we are talking about the Mash emporium hee of course we have a proper Farang frendly bog with clean towel and some soft colour coordinated tissue no expense spared even down to the top quality smudge free hidden micro cameras (for security purposes only) , feel free to come n log off any time , alas as today is Saturday i close early cos the footies on the tv ............ i just love to chill in the top floor mash penthouse palace watching the football whilst gently playing with my gonads .

mash ........ assisting udons visitors in all ways possible.

What a relief! Not that it'll happen, but emergencies have known to occur. What time are you closing today?

Post by **pienmash** » August 20, 2011, 2:39 pm

On Saturdays i like to get done n dusted by 5 pm and stop doing food eat-in at 4 pm .

Just checked and the bog cam is working fine .......... scary tho as mad micky the mass monkey murderer was taking a dump at the time . He has now gone as has the odour he left behind.

mash.