Thought/s for the Day

Post by **jingjai** » May 17, 2007, 6:35 pm

The Lord's greatest gift is the state in which one doesn't want anything.

Swami Muktananda

Post by **Pakawala** » May 17, 2007, 9:26 pm

Winning an arguement via an internet forum is like winning a race in the Special Olympics... in the end you're still retarded.

Post by **jingjai** » May 18, 2007, 5:21 pm

"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis."

Actor Humphrey Bogart on his deathbed in 1957.

Post by **FrazeeDK** » May 18, 2007, 11:35 pm

The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.

Mark Twain

Post by **beer monkey** » May 18, 2007, 11:58 pm

If a light sleeper sleeps with the light on...

what does a hard sleeper sleep with ?

Post by **Paul** » May 19, 2007, 2:30 am

Wood !!!!

Post by **farang** » May 19, 2007, 2:49 am

Post by **beer monkey** » May 19, 2007, 5:09 am

Teak,Mahogany or Balsa ?....

Post by **Pakawala** » May 19, 2007, 10:04 am

As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life--so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.
--- Matt Cartmill

Post by **wazza** » May 19, 2007, 2:28 pm

" Even when ur pushed to the wall, for the things u believe in, u never give up "

Peter Garrett - Lead Singer of Midnight Oil, in a concert outside Exon Buliding in New York, after the EXon Valdeez disaster.

Post by **Pakawala** » May 19, 2007, 3:04 pm

As I've matured I've learned that artificial intelligence is no substitute for stupidity.

Post by **fremmel** » May 20, 2007, 9:31 am

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig.

Post by **jingjai** » May 20, 2007, 11:34 am

Only a courageous heart has the strength to forgive others for what they have
done and not done. For a courageous heart, your heart must be clean.
And your heart becomes clean when you forgive others.

Swami Chidvilsananda

Post by **skipvice** » May 21, 2007, 6:16 am

Words To Live By

Post by **Frankie 1** » May 21, 2007, 6:44 am

Before enlightenment you chop wood and carry water.
After enlightenment you chop wood and carry water.

Zen Buddhism

Post by **fremmel** » May 21, 2007, 8:26 am

The secret of happiness is knowing how much is enough.

Post by **Pakawala** » May 21, 2007, 12:30 pm

I've learned that age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Post by **uncle tom** » May 22, 2007, 8:28 am

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.

Post by **JimboPSM** » May 22, 2007, 8:43 am

uncle tom wrote:Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.

That must be why politicians are all so keen on religion

Post by **Frankie 1** » May 22, 2007, 9:00 am

Religion is a defense against the experience of God.

(Jung)